hate blog ❀

⟡ he’s a strawberry i’m gonna eat him ⟡ Annie 09 2001 i’m learning to be a hater and it’s fun!! ᵕ̈

[ddalgi-yeo]

hey i’m annie welcome to my hate blog where i express hateful opinions no matter if i or you or them or us believe them or not because i am a hate goblin and i love mean things

and also we don’t allow punctuation sometimes

[ddalgi-yeo]

omg i’m so happy to be able to enjoy my own company. it’s like an epiphany when i realise me crying over being ‘lonely’ was so dumb, girl you’re literally the whole universe

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a guy left me alone finally ☝️🤓 “it’s late you should go to bed” ahh texts i didn’t even realise how exhausting that is

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some men read one shit bait post with fake texts and build their entire personality around it. when are we gonna learn you have to offer something about yourself back

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omg i’m so happy to be able to enjoy my own company. it’s like an epiphany when i realise me crying over being ‘lonely’ was so dumb, girl you’re literally the whole universe

[ddalgi-yeo]

a guy left me alone finally ☝️🤓 “it’s late you should go to bed” ahh texts i didn’t even realise how exhausting that is

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omg i’m so happy to be able to enjoy my own company. it’s like an epiphany when i realise me crying over being ‘lonely’ was so dumb, girl you’re literally the whole universe

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a girl in a new matching set? unstoppable

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i don’t care ✨

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if i think about it, jobs i landed i did so because i skipped the hr and went straight to the boss or another employee to talk. i say it from a point of view of a college student/fresh graduate — anytime i talked to an hr i left thinking how stupid and bad the workplace is.

you really need to grill hr when you hire them because 98% of them do not do their job at all

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does anyone else feel like resident evil requiem felt sort of cartoonish? like the graphics went down since re3r. 2 and 4 remakes look more realistic/tangible? but in re9 locations just look like plastic/toy replicas with a few exceptions. so do enemies, they feel like a realistic lego set to me if you know what i mean

[ddalgi-yeo]

re2r and re requiem are like fnaf 1 animatronics and fnaf toy animatronics

[ddalgi-yeo]

does anyone else feel like resident evil requiem felt sort of cartoonish? like the graphics went down since re3r. 2 and 4 remakes look more realistic/tangible? but in re9 locations just look like plastic/toy replicas with a few exceptions. so do enemies, they feel like a realistic lego set to me if you know what i mean

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i’m not shipping ada and leon because that lady is too good for anyone and also i have a crush on her so it’s not allowed to ship her with anyone i’m only allowed to admire from afar

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that’s for the looks though i ain’t talking personality bc both her and i (and leon and anyone in RE really) are a piece of work

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i’m not shipping ada and leon because that lady is too good for anyone and also i have a crush on her so it’s not allowed to ship her with anyone i’m only allowed to admire from afar

[ddalgi-yeo]

какой же у него тупой взгляд какая тупая бусина 🩵

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where do i get me one of these

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i can’t remember who i wrote that post about

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ah, nothing like a good ol’ contradicting myself. i love being a complex human 🩵

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ok! so, if your man doesn’t do something you asked him to do, you don’t gotta do it yourself. you’re a dainty flower beautiful fairy lady, your hands can’t lift anything heavier than a bouquet. and he! has to know it

here’s how:

on his day off, ask to give you some money (and if your man doesn’t give you money why you keep him?). next step, call an actual worker, depending on what you need: an electrician, plumber, etc. etc. (some places offer ‘husband for an hour’ services where you can have a good looking guy come and fix your stuff, assemble furniture, all that)

make sure your man is wearing his ugliest home clothes.

invite the master fixer guy over, show him what needs fixing.

look at the guy longingly, compliment him, sigh something like, ‘i wish my man could do it, you’re so hot, mr plumber…’ (or whoever you called)

congrats! the thing is fixed, you didn’t lift a finger (besides dialling a number), and your man is humbled.

bonus points if you sigh later at night and say something like, ‘i wish i could have a man who can do stuff… strong… and capable… like that mr plumber… sigh’ with a sad pout

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if this plan didn’t work out you can’t blame me or send in complaints btw who said it not me

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influencers are like idiots in that regard. if some product helped you with your skin it doesn’t mean it will work the same on anyone else’s. you aren’t qualified to recommend anything

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i don’t have to anything

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to the impossibly low bar for a partner we can now add: doesn’t ask AI to write me a text/love note. great.