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Crime Au discord server!!!

I have a role-play server for a crime world South Park with all the kids aged up to about 25. Think of mafias, crime lords, and NCIS. If you ever have seen Gotham or Batman, a lot of the muses are based on those characters. The server is great and fun, but we need some new and active members to keep it up and new muses to make it more exciting! If that sounds interesting you can DM me with characters you're interested in taking, I can tell you who's available and who's not, we can get started!

18+ please

We have muses from Craig And Those Guys, The Main Four, Pleases And Sparkles, One Hit Wonders, The Goths, and any other characters that interest you are welcome

In addition to my crime au that is in search of participants I believe I have a steady list of taken muses

Taken characters:

Main boys:

-Butters Stotch

-Kenny McCormick

-Kyle Broflovski

Those guys:

-Craig Tucker

Pleases and sparkles committee:

-Red

One hit wonders:

-Gary

-Christophe Delorne

-Thomas

-Rebecca Cotswold

-Quaid

Goths:

-Henrietta Biggle

Others:

-Dougie,

-Ike,

Wendy, Gregory, and Cartman are soon to be taken, but they're up for grabs for now, no reservations, serious inquires only!!

Adult characters allowed as well! Taken so far are

-Stuart McCormick

-Carol McCormick

-Satan

-Skeeter

#discord sp rp #south park rp group #discord rp group

yaahoooo-deactivated20210810

I call this one: “I found a fucking burger king coupon in my pants, now I can EAT with the guys, woohoo”

dudemarsh

headcanon: kenny is one of those people whose appearance is super affected by the sun, the boy totally changes during summer months

boncorner

More Dunny for my starved soul

#Yis feed me #Dunny #Dad bunny #stuart mccormick #stephen stotch

boncorner

Hello yes I am hopelessly in love with Stuart/Stephen aka Dunny (Dad Bunny)

#dunny #stuart mccormick #stephen stotch #south park #God I love them so much

"Do you believe in heaven, Stuart?"

||@stephenstop

He thought about the question for a moment. When Carol and him were still married they went to church every Sunday, they attended Bible studies and even volunteered at some events but in a small town there wasn't much to do and Stuart figured Carol just liked to be involved... Regardless. He didn't hate it?

"I 'spose I do.."

#{beer me}#{answered}#{ ic }

sannierthanyou

Karen McCormick ♥

#{Son of mine}#{my princess}

“Now what have I done?”

||Random Sentence Starters|| @retractedrequiem

Usually Staurt wasn't the type to discipline the kids, he just left that to Carol but now that they were seperated the responsibility fell on him when he was taking them for the weekend.

"Yeah, I got a complaint from one of the parents that you've been creepin' around their backyard at night. Care ta explain?"

He put on his best dad voice but he already knew that it was wasted on the middle McCormick but at least he could claim that he tried.

#{beer me}#{answered}#{ ic }

therealjacktenorman: I was at the gym

||Random Sentence Starters|| @therealjacktenorman

"S'all good you made it right on time for happy hour"

Stuart waved him down from the stool next to the bar. Since his demotion at amazon the redneck had found himself frequenting the bar alone and it was only by chance that he asked Jack to come with him. He didn't know much about the red head but it was nice to have company.

"Although I woulda waited to work out after the drinks"

#{beer me}#{answered}#{ ic }

shitthepizza

Random Sentence Starters

various overheard things from media and Pizza’s spouse talking to friends about some game Pizza have no interest in. Change pronouns where you need to.

“Aren’t you going to sit down?”

“Now what have I done?”

“I think that’s very childish.”

“I’ve got sand in my eye.”

“I said we were going to do a round.”

“What’s happening?”

“I’ve got an announcement to make.”

“I don’t think I can do this…”

“How would you survive a sharknado?”

“Could you be a dear and help me with this?”

“Nice of you to join us.”

“Remember, if you see any moose in the wild: Don’t go near them!

“Doctor?”

“Or what?”

“See this?”

“Why would you use a torch in here?”

“I hate oatmeal.”

“I imagine it is difficult to plant a machete in someone’s back.”

“It was a freaking awesome game.”

“It’s relatively cheap…ish.”

“Sadface for you.”

“Got to do the activation.”

“Treated him like a son.”

“Have you no shame?”

“Probably not.”

“Glad you told me not to spend it all.”

“I don’t mind spending the money.”

“How do I do this?”

“I know what you’re thinking.”

“It wasn’t like that.”

“I could see everybody.”

“I was at the gym.”

“A dead ex-husband seems convenient.”

“Says you.”

“She was a good person.”

“We were a family.”

“You were trying to get your grubby little hands on his money.”

There was blood on the tip of his finger.”

“Lucky shot, no doubt.”

“Have you seen my comb?”

#{beer me}#{pop it open}#{starter}

stephenstop-blog

@dddymccormick || x

“Oh, but that’s where you’re wrong McCormick.” Stephen said with a broad smile on his face, eyes squinting a bit with how pleased he was with the other’s anger. He was always satisfied when he could get under whoever he was punishing’s skin. After all if it didn’t sting, how would it work?

“I promoted you to the company’s repairman. I was the one creating and offering you the opportunity to earn extra cash and get more benefits. As an old friend. I have every right to put you back on the floor with the others full time.”

Thin hands with long yet elegant fingers were raised and positioned in something of a small shrug.

“And I didn’t get my “panties in a bunch”.” He added, his voice now cold, the anger having returned, with a hint of, if just a sprinkle of it, hurt.

“You’ve disrespected me. And as your boss, I could’ve done way worse. I thought—“

Hesitation. Oh such heavy hesitation… heavy enough to make him change his mind on what to say. The word he wanted to use was wasted on McCormick anyway.

“No. Never mind.”

dddymccormick-blog

Narrowing his eyes as the other spoke he could see the smug expression on Stephen's face as he belittled him and flaunted his power around like many he worked for before him. Things like that often caused Stuart to quit, which was a reason why he was always in between work but this time he would stand his ground. No way he would give Stotch the satisfaction.

"I didn't disrespect nothin, but if you wanna be like that then fine! Good look findin someone else who knows the machines like I do and before another strike"

With that the taller male stepped forward towering over Stephen and attempted to brush past him. The conversation was over. There was nothing mkrw he wanted to talk about.

aninactiveaccount404

Here’s an angsty drawing with Kenny looking at his dead self because why not (I wanted to try coloring things a bit more like I used to some years back).

#{Son of mine}

In Stephen’s office, Stephen walks over to Stuart as he enters, immediately pinning him to the wall behind him. “You used me, then. You’re straight, but you used me as a convenient sex doll because /you’re/ lonely.” His eye twitches, before he backs off, clearly angry. “You can go back to working alongside the others, I’m finding a new repairman.”

||Answered ask @stephenstop

It hadn't been a good day to start, usually work kept his mind off of everything going on in his empty trailer, which was nothing. Most of the work morning consisted of looking over machines and chatting with the guys but occasionally his dark eyes would look up at the boss' office that looked over them on the second floor. The curtains had been drawn making it hard to see if he was even in. Since their.... Camping trip Stuart had wanted to talk to the other but each time they did it seemed like the taller man only made things worse...

Pinned against the wall Staurt didn't budge. He let Stephen snap at him but once he pulled away that McCormick anger emerged.

"You can't fucking do that! I don't give a shit if you're the boss you ain't allowed to just take away my position because you got your panties inna bunch!"

He snapped back at him with his fist balled and at his sides.

#{beer me}#{ ic }

seafoamsthetic

what is your muse’s eye color?

put it in the tags!

#T20

brokenwiiife-blog

dddymccormick‌:

He had just gone to get himself a pack of smokes and a beer after a long day of work. Working for Amazon as the new repair guy for some of the faulty mechines to avoid another strike really made a man crave the simple pleasures but he hadn’t expected to run into his boss’ wife near the booze aisle.. Wait wife? Or ex wife? Stuart had heard that Stephen was no longer married. Shame, she really was a beautiful woman but he didn’t try to pay attention to any of that. Not when his own marriage had crumbled as well.

But everyone expected that time bomb to explode so he did his best to act like everyone else about it. Unsurprised. Hearing the woman address him the McCormick straightened up doing his best not to look so down in the dumps but it was all he really felt..

“O-Oh, Mrs.. Er Linda, nah I’m fine.. Just gettin off from work and pickin up a beer everythin’s alright”

He lied but like the guys at work had said. ‘everything is gonna be alright in the end’

The way Stuart held himself was… similar to Stephen. It was a surprise to Linda, really - from a glance, the two of them looked like they were from completely different universes. But Linda had heard rumours. Linda had spread rumours. The McCormicks weren’t a healthy family unit. Linda could understand, from one worn down parent to another. Stuart looked like Linda felt.

“Are you sure?” Linda kept her distance, still not sure how friendly she could act. Stuart was Stephen’s friend, after all. She swallowed. “If you ever need to borrow our bath or washing machine–” Linda sighed. “Well, there’s one less person in the house who washes themselves.”

It was the first time Linda had mentioned the divorce to anyone outside of the family. She glanced down, tucking her hair behind her ear, feeling queazy. “Just take care of yourself.”

dddymccormick-blog

Looking at her closer he could see through what was holding her together, behind the rosy cheeks and gentle smile there was distress in her voice that Stuart recognized in the tone of voice his ex wife had when she had finally had enough. Maybe Linda needed the company? Or Having a man around? Doubtful it would be the ladder but he felt rude just denying her flat out.

"Um. Well.. I'm makin lasagna and my oven don't work too good... Mind if I swing by to use yours?"

Doing his best to keep a distance he grabbed a six back or beer from the high shelf and pulled it down. Anything to distract himself from the slight embarrassment he felt for asking for anything. Ever since he became abruptly single and the kids were taken Stuart had a bit of time to reflect and in that he learned to make two things. Lasagna, and cheesecake. Anything to keep his mind away from how lonely his new trailer felt..

stephenstop-blog

HC: Stephen and @dddymccormick 100% fucked during a hunting trip the latter took Stephen on where they both got wasted af

Brokeback mountain style

brokenwiiife-blog

[ @dddymccormick ]

Do onto your neighbour as you would have done upon yourself.

Those words rolled over in Linda’s mind as she stared at Stuart McCormick. If she looked that dirty, she’d want someone to come and talk to her. Ask her if she needed any help. After all, if she was that dirty, she’d just want to die.

“Stuart…” Linda hesitated, approaching him carefully. He wasn’t the type of guy Linda spoke to often. Well… Linda just didn’t speak to guys often. “Are things, um, okay? Do you need a change of clothes or a place to bathe or anything?”

dddymccormick-blog

He had just gone to get himself a pack of smokes and a beer after a long day of work. Working for Amazon as the new repair guy for some of the faulty mechines to avoid another strike really made a man crave the simple pleasures but he hadn't expected to run into his boss' wife near the booze aisle.. Wait wife? Or ex wife? Stuart had heard that Stephen was no longer married. Shame, she really was a beautiful woman but he didn't try to pay attention to any of that. Not when his own marriage had crumbled as well.

"O-Oh, Mrs.. Er Linda, nah I'm fine.. Just gettin off from work and pickin up a beer everythin's alright"

He lied but like the guys at work had said. 'everything is gonna be alright in the end'

#{beer me}

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