Howdy Pardner

[breastforce]

somebody’s taking the urls of deactivated nazi blogs and using them to roleplay a hivemind based around Woody from Toy Story.

[vikingmetal-prussia]

We keep the Wild West safe from bandits and varmints of all shapes and sizes!

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

thank you sheriff

[funnylime]

thank you sheriff

[hornycritical]

thank you sheriff

[zoentropy]

thank you sheriff

[neonjude]

thank you sheriff

[pork-cutlet-phan]

thank you sheriff

[nucleic-asshole]

thank you sheriff

[suntherians]

thank you sheriff

[john-got-locked]

thank you sheriff

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

thank you sheriff

[fashizm]

thank you sheriff

[ducksintheusa]

thank you sheriff

[cisphobiatestredux]

thank you sheriff

[straightedgedhigh]

thank you sheriff

[bootstrapnation]

thank you sheriff

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

thank you sheriff

[skinnyxliv]

thank you sheriff

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

thank you sheriff

[vikingmetal-prussia]

thank you sheriff

[de9dly]

thank you sheriff

[defaultfonts]

i just needed to express my gratitude

[viet-nah]

(editing courtesy of @sakikothealien)

[legomonky]

god the woody collective is honestly the most cryptic thing thats ever happened on this site im scared

[knifepixie-remade-deactivated20]

[triiiptych-deactivated20200822]

do u think i can Summon the woody collective

[de9dly]

Howdy, pardner.

[re-bort]

How do you summon the woody collective? How this the even get here? Please I need answers

[de9dly]

Howdy.

[zahnegott]

if youre a fan of woody collective you should be sterilized

[elisabethianempire-blog]

Make sure you keep logging in, pardner.

[de9dly]

Make sure you keep logging in, pardner.

[lesbianmichelmishina]

tumblr safe mode: who are you

woody collective: y’all but stronger

[woodysroundup]

On the topic of impostors

Lately, as our roundup grows exponentially by the hour, I would like to address the topic of false pardners. These impostors are slowly sneaking into our movement, taking any deactivated URL they see, meaning even the URLs of those we’re tryna protect! These pardners, for the most part, usually have no idea what being part of the roundup gang is all about. I assume most of these impostors are good people and just misguided on their path, however, what they are doing can lead to harsh consequences. As the roundup takes URLs from real bad varmints, taking one from the pardners we try to protect implies that they’re just as bad. 

The solution to this is by messaging the impostor upfront, asking em if they know why we’re doin this in the first place or if the original user done anythin wrong. 

Thank you all for reading, and RIDE LIKE THE WIND, YEE HAW!

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

People who say the Woody Collective is the new Mishapocalypse are fools. The Woodys are on an entirely different level of strength. They multiply at incomprehensible speed and will stop at nothing, yet remain peaceful and cryptic, silently taking over everything within sight. They’re ruthless yet nonviolent, powerful godlike entities, who should be feared greatly and deeply respected at the same time.

[frekfrekfrek]

[fielddoctor-deactivated20180715]

i want the woody collective to bless me i haven’t seen one of the blogs yet. i wanna talk to them as a fellow cowboy

[de9dly]

Howdy pardner.

[qtaroburgerking-deactivated2021]

The woody collective

They strike fear into the hearts and minds of evil doers. Fear them and worship them.

[sunchymaltaposts]

Woody collective is too powerful to be human.

[osbornbrat]

theres a snake in my boot

[puppee-universe-blog]

i want the woody collective to adopt me