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“Chaotic energy is not allowed in Macy’s”

“Yeah well...LESBIAN energy is not allowed in Macy’s!”

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“What’s that hat?”

“A yaaaaaaaamaka??”

“...that’s a beret?!”

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PUT ON UR YAMAKA

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“How are we raising you kids?”

“Well, definitely not with a will to live”

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“my countdown date changed, i have 38 years left!”

“congratulations!”

“no thats not good!”

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XD literally me

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“was danny devito president before obama?”

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Should have been

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“If my house burns what do I have to lose?”

“The person you kidnapped in your basement”

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““I’m not saying that the trumpet section is the reason I wanna kill myself, but they’re not helping.””

— - Second trombonist in my Jazz band

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MEEEEE

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Teacher, walking into the classroom: Romeo and Juliet die today!

The entire class: YAY

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“you’re not cool enough to be satan”

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"ow, my emo pants are cutting off my fat rolls." ... "are fat rolls one word or two?"

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“Can we do a little boy?”

“What are you, a catholic priest?”

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teacher: [talking about how van gogh cut off his own ear after arguing with a friend & sent it to a girl he'd slept with; and how his last words before killing himself were "the sadness lasts forever"]

the whole class: [looking at each other like that meme from the office]

teacher: and that's why he was considered odd in his times, and in ours too.

a kid in the background: PEOPLE ARE DEPRESSED MR. JOHNSON

another kid: JOIN THE KIN ARMY OF DEPRESSED HOES

[chaos endures]

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"Tell me something I don't know"

"Your biological father"

*dead silence*

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Student: "No one here plays with dolls!"

Another student: "The one in your closet which looks suspiciously sticky says otherwise"

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"Professor Khan?, do I need my parents’ signature to allow me to commit murder?"

...good question 🤔

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“what in the seven shades of f*ck is that bullsh*t!?”

[stuffandatherstuff]

Only seven shades? I thought there were more--

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50 shades of f*ck

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Teacher: *Talking about zygotes and reproduction*

Girl: Oh do I have a zygote in me right now?

Teacher: We don't know your personal life [Girl's name]

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Well shit.