•°Dead°•

Just a Technoblade simp. This is an 18+ blog. Age in bio or I'll remove you as a follower.

[dead-bones]

•°Howdy!°•

I'm Dead/Crossbones/Clay/whatever you wanna nickname me. I'm a 20 year old dude who just is way too gay for his own good.

This blog will mainly be focused on 18+ ideas with Techno (character techno) but I'll do my best to tag everything. (I get too excited and such sometimes)

To ensure everyone in knows this: This blog is archived but that doesn't mean I don't check to make sure minors stay out. So minors, you're still being kicked out even if I've killed this blog.

Enjoy ya stay in the grave yard!

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IMPORANT

I am an 18+ blog, so if you follow, have your age in bio or I will remove you as a follower.

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Won't write: Scat, necrophilia, pedo, race play, extreme ddlg/lb, homo/transphobia, non con (cnc I'll do but anything that has no consent is a no go)

(I'll keep adding)

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Taken anons:

Emojis: 🤍 : 🪑 : 🦈 : 🦊 : 🪶 : 🐊: 🥑 : ⏳ : 🦎 : 👻 : 🐏 : 🧬 : 🍡

Words: Venus : Cloud : Crow : Spike : Dove : Bear : Smallnonnie : leafy : Doll

Emotions: :)

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Tags:

Dead chatters : Random talking

Dead serious: Serious things

Dead shit posts: I think it speaks for itself

Bone party: anon tag

Rotten Raves: my gross kinks tag

Fucks like heathers: @boobberries

Tired hits: @slapnap

Techno°c° : Techno tag

Philza°c° : Philza tag, who doesn't love a double team?

Nsfwtech: techno nsfw

Dead smut: nsfw writing

Dead writes: writing blurbs

Drop dead advice: advice tag

[dead-bones]

This blog is shutting down. I don't need to give the biggest reason why, but my heart goes out to him. I have my own personal reason on why this blog is being shut down as well.

Take care of yourselves for the next few weeks, it's going to be hard with him gone. He was a huge light to us all, but he's at least 1v1'ing god right now.

And take care my friends, I've blocked most of my friends from here on discord as well. It's nothing against you, honestly. I just need the space and time. A lot happened.

I honestly don't know how to end this off, other than be kind to yourself. Take it a day at a time.

[dead-bones]

I'm doing a makeshift play for a local school, right now I am wearing a shitty bald cap and glasses. I look like I'm about to steal some kids.-Mush

Listen, that's the greatest thing to imagine ATM.

Either that you're about to make the world's best drugs. The world may never know.

[dead-bones]

hi is me 🪶🪶🪶

tell your fiancé that i hope they get better soon and to drink lots of tea and water and stay away from dairy for a bit!! don’t want that making their throat worse or cuddling and making em sick!!

bee played celeste again today and that was really funny to watch him rage at the first few levels. we got to hang out and my little bro won 2/3 of his baseball games today, so his team got 2nd in the tournament. proud of him :)))

will keep you updated on celeste and my sickness as it continues cause i’m still not 100% but no more constant coughs

- crow

He's been doin the best he can, thankfully over the past few days he's gotten better. Kinda why I haven't been on is as I've been watchin him. It's been too hot to cuddle it anyways so I've been on my side and he's been on its side of our room.

And hell yeah on your lil bro! That's awesome to hear. And do keep me updated when you feel well enough.

[dead-bones]

hi dead so im sick rn so i’m spending all my time playing celeste and loz: botw and ive realized that i suck at video games but be couldn’t get past the second chapter of celeste without raging so i win :)

that is all i hope you and your partner are will and give the cats boops for me

- crow

My fiance is unfortunately also under the weather and we spent like 3 days redoing rooms in our house so. He's got a lot of dust to get out of his system.

And hell yeah, tiny victory. Glad you're havin fun even when down. And trust, the cats get plenty of lovin.

[dead-bones]

hey hey :) how are you doing? i honestly can remember if ive ever sent an ask to you before but oh well- wassup, hows it goin?

Howdy there, and I wouldn't know if you've ever sent an ask before but I'm doin alright. Currently lookin at my requests to figure out who goes where and what the story will be.

[dead-bones]

hi dead!! another celeste update because its my hyperfixation again

finished chapter 8, but didnt get tge strawbs so i have to go through those parts again Sadge

this will be consuming my life again so farewell for now

- crow

Hey birdie. And yaaaay congrats on finishin chapter 8.

And I'll be expectin an update on this whenever ya do come back round these parts. But see ya for now!

[dead-bones]

When the cat refuses to fall asleep unless she is wrapped up like a baby and held

-luvlie

That is so adorable. I love that.

[dead-bones]

So true tho 😩😩 idk man don’t question me

I forgot Tumblr still has a light mode so that scared my eyes

And I wasn't plannin on it, men are just...wow. so amazing. Their laughs, smiles, faces when they focus? Men are great. End of story.

[dead-bones]

bee’s boss is making them work on their days off now and im angy

so im playing unpacking and spiritfarer

did you know that someone bought an entire school to live in by himself for $20,000 dollars when a standard 2bed1bath house is like $300,000 at the cheapest rn?

- crow

Awe I'm sorry about that.

Also I did see that, I've been watching that series on TikTok myself. Some what tempting, if I say so myself.

[dead-bones]

HIIII :D

I've been good, had a bit of big seasonal sad but its all good now :DD I'm going back to uni !! I made a new writing blog and deleted the old one in a lapse of judgement but is coooool ^^'

What about u?? :0

-Thrash

I've been doin the best I can, I'm glad you're doin okay! Also I saw your new blog, quite nice. I'm glad ya stocked around and I hope you have fun at uni!

[dead-bones]

Hiiiii Dead ^^

its been a while ;//;

just wanted to say hi ^^ <3

-Thrash

THRASH!!!!! OML IVE MISSED YA!!!!!

Have ya been? Everything okay with ya? You doin anythin cool? It's been a minute!

[dead-bones]

i figured it out

im dumb

there’s an accessories section of the pc and a display section. i plugged my monitor into the the wrong section but its good now!!

and now i have my switch hooked up to my second monitor :))

- crow

Awe hell ya! And I'm glad ya figured it out, I remember having the same issue when I set mine up for the first time.

I hope ya have fun with it though!

[dead-bones]

mentions me but doesn’t tag me how rude

also i moved my pc setup and now one of my monitors won’t work 🙃

- crow

I'm sorry Crow, I figured people know you cause you're the graveyard crow!

Also I'm sorry, did you go through the basic check list of everything? Like make sure the HDMI is plug in and such?

[dead-bones]

do you have any recs for writers like you? or just ones you like thatd b pog

Writers huh?

Well there's @modx-afterdark - one of my best friends and wow, they're always posting bangers. Just, 10/10. You can also find me over there once in a while giving worms. They're just, phenomenal. (Honestly an idol)

Also @boobberries - she hasn't been back for a while but she's got some good stories that she posted. Also a good friend, miss having her around in the graveyard lmao.

There's my buddy @stellaricwriting ! He's got an au goin on last I checked and also a stellar ( ha ha get it, pun) dude. Straight up a good homie. That's dbd series though 👀

I know Crow also writes once in a while and I think Moth was trying to write as well? There's also @celestialking but I don't wanna tag tag them cause I don't know if I'm allowed to. But they got some fantastic works as well.

That's everyone I can think of off the top of my head but I may post more soon. I'll also be working on some requests of mine while wondering what I should write next for our blade boy.

[dead-bones]

Newly weds** but thank you, how's you and your spouse? (If you don't mind me asking) -Techno

My apologies but congrats still! Me and my fiance are doin the best we can, life ain't the easiest but we make it work.

[dead-bones]

I actually got married a few months ago, other than that I didn't really do much. -Technoblade

Aye! That's wonderful to hear! That's some pretty big news honestly, I hope you and your newly wed are doin' alright then!