BΛRI

Hello, I'm Bari, and people only like me for my hair.

[dead-empress-blog]

"Give me something to believe in, 'cause I don't believe in you anymore... I wonder if it even makes a difference to try, so this is goodbye."

[higherporpoise]

middle-aged white woman: excuse me waiter, this pepe is too rare

[brandiglanville]

[harderfasteragain]

[gothix]

[theshortpetal]

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

[emaciatorr-deactivated20130119]

[gryffon]

[retcum-deactivated20160403]

i hate my life but boy do i love memes!

[mkultrafemme-deactivated2024031]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

not again

[myskinandparts]

[sk3l3t0r94]

hi dis your good pal bury dark hammer. I want to know what ur character would do if ♜:Shoulder rubs

     Lory sits in the corner of the smoky tavern, tucked away beneath the stairs, out of view of most of the rest of the patrons. The tiny, vivid woman glances at a silver pocketwatch on the table before her, frowning. She was supposed to meet him an hour ago. This was silly. Maybe she should just leave, pretend she had never answered that ad in the Stormwind City Chronicle. 

     She’d give it another ten minutes, she decides, taking a gulp from her eighth glass of wine. She couldn’t believe she’d worn her best clothes for this, purple silk trimmed with gold over a fine white lawn shirt. The mage snorted to herself quietly as the last minute ticked away. Twenty seconds. She drained the dregs from her glass. Ten seconds. She snaps the watch shut and gets to her feet with a disgusted scowl and turns to leave - only to bump into someone standing before her. 

     The figure grinned. “Hi, my name is Bury Darkhammer. I’m a transgender demisexual birdkin. I used to be a wolfkin and then a sharkkin ‘cause I went on a nickelodeon cruise and I got my k9 tooth knocked out by a hater, and then replaced it with a shark tooth, but then I had to go the hospital and the doctor was a total otherkin-phobe. He triggered me and started judging me, using slurs like ‘infection’ and ‘abomination against nature, why would you think you could superglue a souvenier shark tooth into your gums’ and it was just too much to handle and then a bird flew over my head as I left the hospital after the surgery and it was so inspiring tbh, and that’s why I’m late,” they said while making a ^.^ face. 

     Lory almost vomited in her mouth. There was no way this could be the right person. “Y-you said you were a masseuse in the ad?” she says with a grimace, hoping she’d just been stood up and this was just some crazy person.

   “That’s me!” Bury Darkhammer said with a sultry wink. “Why don’t you just sit down and let my wings work their magic?” They flexed their fingers, waggling them suggestively at the tiny woman. She looked aghast. “There’s been some mistake, I, ah, left my stove on!” she calls as she dashes away, not daring to look back over her shoulder to see if the Birdkin pursued her. 

    That was the last time she’d ever step foot in the Recluse again.

[dead-empress-blog]

jfc

[giantspacefetus]

[dead-empress-blog]

by the way since my wolf tooth fell out i went on craigslist and got a boyfriend to buy me shazrk teeth so im a sharkin now but uh i love sharks they make me feeel alive and a mama shark 2k care of me in da water

You’re a gem, Bury. Don’t let society change you.

[dead-empress-blog]

Hey its me your good friend bury darkhammer, sorry i deleted my blog. I was on a cruise with nickelodean in the carribean when all of a sudden the cruise was taken over by pirates (not of the caribeean) and it was really fucking scary. I decided to bite one of them using my wolf teeth, but that didn't work. he then bludgeoned my face with his gun and my k9 fell out, my soul howled ini despair. so then I swam all the way to florida and hitchhiked my way back to new york. just lettin u no im cumin

I can’t handle this anymore.

[farorez-deactivated20201017]

cute icons for u and the bae