fresh corpse

I’m dead and a smart ass

[theconcealedweapon]

If a monkey did that, other monkeys would kill that monkey.

And they'd be able to because there wouldn't be any monkey police to stop them.

[dead-in-the-shower]

That is a chimpanzee which is an ape, not a monkey.

[just-shower-thoughts]

No girls on my Facebook feed have posted pictures of themselves dressed as Harley Quinn for Halloween and I’m pretty sure it’s the internet’s fault for pre-shaming them.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Or people like you being creepy about it

[dead-in-the-shower]

also the whole franchise is overrated and overstated

[just-gay-thoughts]

Gramercy hates me for my run on sentences, baby I have 5 ideas held on with commas ands and buts and I will add on a 6th God help me if you don't shut up.

[dead-in-the-shower]

I once wrote a sentence with 6 semicolons. You’re fine.

[just-shower-thoughts]

when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.

[pankendev]

[dead-in-the-shower]

My cat just follows me around like a lost duckling

[just-shower-thoughts]

Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust.

[just-gay-thoughts]

Damn yall really don’t like people very slightly different from you

[dead-in-the-shower]

the crust dry and just bread. I don’t like bread. Bread is a vessel for other things.

[just-gay-thoughts]

So I've been getting a lot of new followers and I figured I should clear some things up.

Just-shower-thoughts is a bot that reposts from the r/showerthpughts reddit. I am a simple person who 2 years ago started this blog on an impulse with the purpose to 'respond' to just shower thoughts (jst). Over the years it's been a way to get out a little aggression and clear up misinfo. I would not feel comfortable being rude to jst if I wasn't 100% sure they're a bot, and if jst ever asks me to stop I will. But bottom line: the person who originally made the post on reddit likely won't ever see what I write, I try to avoid attacking in a personal way, and where I can I try to fact check what's being said.

[just-gay-thoughts]

So last I checked in, jst is active again but taking submissions from users here, and I honestly don't feel comfortable continuing this shtick with there new posts as a result. When I get a chance to do so, though, I think I will continue replying to their old posts, and if I notice any new posts that seem to be from reddit, then those as well

[just-shower-thoughts]

I really wish that the rainbow wasn’t the LGBT community symbol. I have nothing against the lgbt community, but I miss being able to see a rainbow without thinking about gay pride and all the posts that circulate the Internet. I just miss when rainbows reminded me of reading rainbow.

[dead-in-the-shower]

who thinks homophobic thoughts in the shower??

[just-shower-thoughts]

There are no lines at the washrooms at water parks despite hundreds of people there.

[dead-in-the-shower]

uh yes there fucking are

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe women love True Crime because it was an evolved trait after centuries of not being able to divorce.

[dead-in-the-shower]

that’s not how evolution works

[just-shower-thoughts]

Phones are become such a staple of the new generation that if you don’t own one your almost not considered part of the society

[dead-in-the-shower]

Did a child whose phone got taken away write this?

[just-shower-thoughts]

While most people are scared of the dark at least a little, we prefer it when we’re at our most vulnerable, asleep.

[dead-in-the-shower]

no you’re just a coward

[just-gay-thoughts]

Okay so lack of content due to reddit strikes so time to be original I guess, time for me to be charismatic and funny without stupid shower thoughts to lean on

[bathtub-bastard]

Due to what?

[dead-in-the-shower]

there’s a what

[just-shower-thoughts]

Human skin is really good at not getting stained

[dead-in-the-shower]

it’s not, actually. put some dye on your skin and it will stain. you just shed your top layer of dead epithelial cells regularly so it doesn’t last.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People can lose their teeth if they don’t take of them but a zombie who’s dead and rotted always have their teeth.

[dead-in-the-shower]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fear is not there to make you afraid, but rather to make you recognize danger and act accordingly. Same with self doubt, it’s not to make you give up but rather to help you find your weaknesses so you can work on them.

[just-gay-thoughts]

My weakness is everything, got it

[dead-in-the-shower]

yeah but sometimes I have the fear levels akin to being chased by a bear but I’m literally just sitting inside

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s hard to agree with people who complain about the price of streaming services when one single DVD can still cost around twenty dollars.

[dead-in-the-shower]

I’m sorry are you complaining about physical media that companies cannot take from you in the face of price gauging out your eyes and people erasing media?

[just-shower-thoughts]

1999 and 2003 are 4 years apart but entirely different worlds

[dead-in-the-shower]

They’re really not though