[deadcactusmom]

what a beautiful mobile theme :o)

[deadcactusmom]

happy hump day :o)

[deadcactusmom]

//hey sorry for no read more but who wants to plot with stella... down for any and all friends, a couple non-men exes, potentially one ex who IS a man, a couple non-men fwb... anything....... like this or message me @ deadcactusmom :o)

[mothermishy]

https://www.instagram.com/p/B_6lOXOlojZ/?igshid=11mmr5ginghwq

[deadcactusmom]

i have to go 🏃🏻‍♀️

[deadcactusmom]

seth rogen is the only man i would ever consider

[deadcactusmom]

came across 3 men and 2 couples in a row on tinder! delete:)

[sippinggp-deactivated20220621]

if you don’t watch the tv with subtitles on it ain’t gonna work out cos baby i can’t hear shit

[deadcactusmom]

hehe blaze it :~]

[bamfartgera]

it’s me, a girl who thinks she’s an art heaux

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

promise rings are so cute, gonna get myself one and promise myself to stop being a dumbass

[deadcactusmom]

might just fuck around and rewatch parks and rec. aubrey plaza is my estranged wife and she deserves it :o)

[vocez]

[wiishy-washy]

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

[gssjsjsjsk-deactivated20230905]

wish i was sharing a clementine w someone rn

[dirtshrines]

[lolmemez]

It be like that