im in love with evil fictional men :D

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a sh**-load of incorrect quotes

Alastor: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm pissed.

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Blitz: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Angel Dust: Died and came back as a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.

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Angel Dust, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo. (Husker walks in, very drunk) Angel: Nevermind.

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Loona: What time is it? Blitz: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out Blitz: Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune Moxxie: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING Blitz: It’s 2 am

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blitz: while im gone your in charge Moxxie: Yes!! Blitz, whispering: while im gone your secretly in charge Millie: yep.

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Angel: I turned out perfectly fine! Alastor: Angel, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast Angel: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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Alastor: I’m going to take you out Angel: great, it’s a date! Alastor: I meant that as a threat. Angel: See you at five!

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Vaggie: So does anyone have any healthy stress outlets? Charlie: Crying out to God, "why do you hate me?". Angel Dust: Violence. Alastor: Tea. Husker: Also violence. Vaggie: ...Okay, so we've got tea.

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Angel Dust: Alastor is in jail. Charlie: Alastor is in jail?! Husker, to Vaggie: You called it. Alastor, blowing up the wall, wearing an orange jumpsuit: Hey, guys! Niffty: I JUST F*CKING CLEANED THAT WALL!!!

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Charlie: If you could shapeshift don't even deny that you would shapeshift into a hotter version of yourself over time. Angel Dust: What if I'm already the hottest version of myself? Alastor: If I could shapeshift I'd be a radio. Vaggie: If you really think about it, shapeshifting would be super useful. You could give yourself an extra arm, but only when you needed it, or eyes in the back of your head- Husker: I'd be a version of myself without Paranoia and serious addiction to drinks.

Niffty:

Niffty: What is wrong with you guys

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*everyone discussing what they're majoring in/intending to major in* Vaggie: Respecting Women Charlie: minecraft Husker: f*ckin weed Alastor: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life! Angel Dust: minecraft as well

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Alastor: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Husk: ...I did. I broke it. Alastor: No. No you didn't. Angel Dust? Angel Dust: Don't look at me. Look at Charlie. Charlie: What?! I didn't break it. Angel Dust: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Charlie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Angel Dust: Suspicious. Charlie: No, it's not! Vaggie: If it matters, probably not, but Niffty was the last one to use it. Niffty: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Vaggie: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Niffty: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Vaggie! Husk: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Alastor. Alastor: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Vaggie: Alastor... Angel Dust's been awfully quiet. Angel Dust: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Alastor, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Alastor: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Alastor: Alastor: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Alastor: We need to distract these guys Husk: Leave it to me Husk: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss. Angel Dust, Charlie, and Vaggie: *Immediately begin arguing* Niffty, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

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Husker: I CAN'T DO IT! Niffty, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER! Husker: I CANT F*CKING DO IT ANYMORE Charlie: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US. Husker: Husker: I appreciate it, Husker: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH- Vaggie: Husker- Husker: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE! Angel Dust: Husker we gotta- Husker: YOU GOTTA DRAW A F*CKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. Husker: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?' Husker, motioning to Alastor: NOT F*CKING THIS

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Alastor: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Vaggie: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Angel Dust: More or less, I guess... Charlie: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Husk: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Niffty: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Good responses to getting st#bbed

Alastor: Rude. Angel Dust: That’s fair. Vaggie: Not again. Charlie: Are you going to want this back? :3

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Alastor: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Husker: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Alastor: Three of us saw it, Husker. How do you explain that? Husker: *points at Angel Dust* Sleep deprivation. *points at Vaggie* Paranoia. *points at Charlie* Delusional personality disorder.

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Charlie: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Husker: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Alastor: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Angel Dust: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Niffty: My moral code, is that you? Charlie: Charlie: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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'Can I copy the homework?' Alastor: I can help you with it! It will cost you your soul >:) Husker: Yeah, sure. Angel Dust: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. Charlie and Vaggie: lol nope. Niffty: *Read 5:55pm*

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Angel Dust: I’m an idiot. Husker: Alastor: Charlie: Vaggie: Angel: Alastor: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

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Alastor: Where's Husker, Angel Dust, and Charlie? Vaggie: They're playing hide and seek. Alastor: Where? Vaggie: I don't think you get how this game works.