uʍoɹɔpɐǝp

⠀⠀𖬺̲ ⠀how⠀ much ⠀you ⠀must⠀ have⠀ 𝒔𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒅⠀ my⠀ anger,⠀ vulgar,⠀ awkward⠀ composure.⠀ here⠀ we⠀ are⠀ at⠀ the⠀ fated⠀ land⠀ ;⠀ i⠀ shall⠀make⠀it⠀𝐄𝐍𝐃,⠀

[deadcrown]

𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗥𝗢𝗪𝗡 a terrible collection of muses whose wounds became bared teeth. for @deadfileshq written and tortured by ren.

.͟.͟.͟ featuring : klaus mikaelson 𖬺̲ kai parker

[deadcrown]

❝ hm. perhaps i kiss you for five minutes and we both return pretending that solved absolutely nothing or perhaps you let me feed from you. then you can spend the rest of the night with that little chip on your shoulder, brooding with your mortal friends and avoiding eye contact because you dislike being reminded how 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 self control you possess around me. ❞ his thumb pauses before typing again. ❝ … or perhaps absolutely nothing will happen and we simply stand there staring at one another in a locked bathroom while pretending this entire conversation wasn’t inevitable. somehow, i doubt 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 the option you’re worried about. your call, darling. ❞

[deadcrown]

kai stepped out onto the patio and immediately winced as the door shut behind him. ❝ oh, thank god or whatever is up there. ❞ he took a loud, dramatic breath of fresh air before glancing over and realizing it was anora. ❝ okay, so maybe i was looking for the escape route... in my defense, there's only so much terrible music a guy can handle before he starts evaluating his exits. ❞ he stepped closer towards her. ❝ although, i gotta say finding you out here definitely improves the situation. ❞

[fcteful]

❝ i mean, i guess you could do beer. but like why, when we have all the things to make a pina colada? ❞ already tipsy and buzzing, her body swaying to the beat of whatever song was playing as she stood by the make shift bar area. ❝ want one? im known to make a mean drink. ❞

[deadcrown]

kai looked from the beer in his hand to her, questioning his choice in his drink. ❝ wow, listen to you, blondie, you’re making valid points and everything. isn't that dangerous? ❞ he grinned, leaning against the makeshift bar and held out his cup. ❝ surprise me! if it's terrible, i'll spend the rest of the night dramatically complaining about it. if not, i’ll just find something else to complain about like how mystic falls must be putting deodorant behind glass cases because, seriously. ❞ he made an over exaggerated cringing face. ❝ what is that smell? ❞

[freshcir]

open starter!

Watching the teenagers drunkenly argue, she held onto her bowl of chips and simply watched the show. "Wait," she said as she stopped the other with her arm, "I want to see where this leads"

[deadcrown]

klaus glanced toward the commotion that seemed to be just two drunken and dumb teenagers making spectacles of themselves. he looked over at the woman, making a face and nodded, motioning toward the unfolding drama. ❝ go on, then. give me your prediction. who's crying first? i got five pounds on the one with floppy hair. he gives the look of a very emotional drunk. ❞

[deadcrown]

klaus glanced down at his phone, unimpressed by the deflection attempt. he swirls the drink in his glass, his eyes meeting his across the room. 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿. ❝ tell me, stefan. should we continue this tedious little game from opposite ends of the room, or are you finally going to meet me in the bathroom for five minutes? ❞ then a moment later: ❝ unless, of course, you've become a coward… in which case, please do better at pretending not to look at me every thirty seconds. ❞

[deadcrown]

···· did you see ︎🔍︎ KAI PARKER after everything that’s been happening in mystic falls lately? the TWENTY-FOUR / OLD MAN year old HERETIC has been around town more than usual lately. most people know them for being QUICK WITTED, though they can get pretty SADISTIC when pushed. lately they’ve had “BULLET WITH BUTTERFLY WINGS — THE SMASHING PUMPKINS” on repeat and their camera roll is probably full of SELFIES, FAMILY PHOTOS, MAGICAL ITEMS HE WANTS TO STEAL AND VICTIMS, PROBABLY. if you ask me, they look exactly like CHRIS WOODS but that might just be a coincidence… right?

𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹:

one thing i always point out is that kai is a sociopath, not a psychopath and they are not interchangeable.

he’s a narcissist.

he’s addicted to magic, like an addict for magic. it is UNHEALTHY.

he craves attention, whether it's positive or negative.

he can be genuinely charismatic and funny, which often makes people forget how dangerous he actually is.

despite his intelligence, he's emotionally immature in a lot of ways.

[deadcrown]

···· did you see 🔍︎ KLAUS MIKAELSON after everything that’s been happening in mystic falls lately? the OVER A THOUSAND year old ORIGINAL HYBRID has been around town more than usual lately. most people know them for being CHARISMATIC, though they can get pretty VIOLENT AND RUTHLESS when pushed. lately they’ve had “KLAUS — ELIJAH KYLE” on repeat and their camera roll is probably full of ART, BLOOD AND BLURRY PHOTOS OF ELENA GILBERT AT NIGHT. if you ask me, they look exactly like JOSEPH MORGAN but that might just be a coincidence… right?

𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗹:

first thing i should say is that he’s a lot darker than canon.

his paranoia is significantly worse: everyone is a threat and he reacts accordingly (with violence).

... fyi this means if your muse tries test and push him to see how he’d react, he will kill them.

he’s generally less concerned with his family until they bring unwanted attention to their family.

he has a lot of resentment towards rebekah, elijah and finn. 

𝙥𝙡𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣 𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥𝙨 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙪𝙢𝙚𝙙.

[despairhasitsown-calm]

be the bigger person? WRONG! murder spree! 🔪🔪🔪🩸🩸🩸🔪🔪☠️☠️☠️☠️🫀🫀🫀🔪🔪☠️☠️🩸☠️🩸🫀🫀🫀🔪🩸🔪🩸☠️🔪🔪🩸☠️🩸🩸☠️🔪🔪🔪🫀🫀

[chloedeckar]

[deadcrown]

⚲ 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗘, @graevstone

klaus typed a 𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲 looking straight at stefan .͟.͟.͟ ❝ you know, stefan, for someone determined to pretend i don't exist, you’ve spend a remarkable amount of time making sure we're never in the same corner of the room. ❞ 𝗺𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗿, 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝘀 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁: ❝ you do realize i can hear your heartbeat from here, right? ❞

[graevstone]

' distract me ? i think i just saw my brother snort something, and i'm trying not to crash out about it. '

[deadcrown]

❝ if it helps knowing, having family disappointments seem to be a universal experience. ❞

[geekorunique]