I Know It's You, Tim McGraw

she/hers, 22. colors and cuts hair often. Tom Hooper, director of Les Misérables (2012), and Man In Charge of cutting Drink With Me, is my mortal enemy. TERFs and Tom Hoopers aren’t welcome (FANTASTIC icon by teddylupin, who is always welcome)

[389]

[becherdireinen]

trust that everything will fall into place without you forcing it there.

[that-house]

MENTAI: HENTAI FOR MEN

[ashedwashed]

why is this based on my likes

[that-house]

I think that one’s on you chief

[samshepard]

shoutout to everyone dealing with. thhe fucking difficulty

[beeefy]

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

[ryanthedemiguy]

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

[freudiandip]

what kind of eyes do y’all have 

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

[postilionstruckbylightning]

Carefree gadabouts.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

jolly good chaps

[cipheramnesia]

in possession of a good fortune

[nonasuch]

little Bertie Woosters, every one.

[inklingofadream]

#in this metaphor their humans are the Jeeves#ah i see sir has caught himself in the windows blinds once again#very good sir

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[guooey]

[sojaaoyaar]

“are you okay?” NO i’ve been the same height since i was 14

[sandmandaddy69]

[spitblossoms]

[kivaliszn]

Know the difference between being patient and wasting your time.

[bitchboynasty]

Absolutely true

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sighinastorm]

Playing D&D.  We found ourselves in a shop, like usual. Somehow I accidentally bought an old crone with a quill.  All she does is overline the writing on all my scrolls with a broader nib.

[sighinastorm]

fuckin’

[mrcloudyfun]

fuckin’

[sighinastorm]

Hag Of Bolding

[mrcloudyfun]

Hag Of Bolding

[lowkeyed1]

[comicsiswild]

Batman: Widening Gyre (2009) #1

[arguablysomaya]

my favorite responses

[brucebocchi]

potion of zero bitches