space cadet

i havent been on here in ages because im deep in my star wars oats. catch me on my sideblog in the wild, if you can! 🌻 31 // they/them 🌻

[bird-butch-moved]

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You can only keep the last thing you ordered online if you can explain it to a medieval peasant Keeping it?

yes

no

too easy

I die trying

they call me a witch

results

Voting ended onJun 24, 2025

[deciduousprincess]

Hey! I'm part of the Monster Manor itchio bundle of LGBTQ monster stories! If you haven't read Outside Influence yet and you love buying in bulk, my god the stars have aligned for you.

The sale includes 118 titles for $25, and runs through June 20th. I've been enjoying browsing through all the novels, comics, etc for sale. Go have a look here!

There's also a book sale across platforms for non-itchio titles, information about that here.

Outside Influence features such beloved tropes as:

Wildlife photographer x influencer

Fake mates

Human alpha

Being a stepfather

Only one tent (!)

Catboys if you squint

Werewolf cult

Grave bodily harm

Sex problems

It's a high heat romance that also has some more difficult topics such as cults, child abuse/neglect, family trauma, and violence.

Aster swore he’d never go back. He’s a glamorous influencer now, his past in a separatist pack of werewolves behind him. But when he learns a wildlife photographer is poking around the pack’s territory, Aster has to choose: risk going home, or risk an outsider learning too much for his own good?

Laurence wasn’t looking for trouble, but he found it on the other side of his camera lens. His animal photography doesn’t usually require much social grace, but suddenly immersed in the world of werewolves, Laurence learns mistakes come with a steep cost–and he’s already made a few.

Outside Influence by Card Zero Press

A high-drama, high-heat werewolf romance

[partywithponies]

Do me a favour and reblog this with a show you like that was cancelled after only one season. I don't mean shows that were always meant to be miniseries or shows that work perfectly well as a standalone story, or shows that might still get renewed. I mean shows that are and will forever remain unfinished. The more obscure the better.

[fodsley]

every single person on our planet has at least one fictional character that will make them install fortnite

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

How well suited are you for your new role?

Noooooo this doesn't sound fun :(

Not what I would have picked for myself, but... I'll make it work

Eh. Could be better, but could be a lot worse

Okay, I can work with this!

I WAS BORN TO PLAY THIS ROLE

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

[boyfriendtvcom]

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

How fucked are you?

I'm dead immediately

I'm fighting for my life

I might be able to survive...

I'll be fine

I'm doing good!

I'm kicking ASS

Overpowered & unstoppable

Voting ended onJan 20, 2025

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

[moveslikekeithrichards]

everyone has dreams about being lost at school, late to work, cant find bathroom etc but whats yalls most common Uncommon stress dream. ill always have dreams about having various problems with my fish tank

[northshorewave]

Writing high fantasy is harder for me than it used to be because I'll write "The door swung open" and I'll imagine some tumblr user with three different grad degrees in medieval history dunking on me with a 2,000-word post about how door hinges weren't invented until 1956 and before that they'd just smash them open with axes and rebuild them each time.

[earhartsease]

hey don't worry, earliest door hinges discovered from around 1600 BCE okay?

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

[ironychan]

My friends and I used to do this thing where we'd dress up on a theme and go do something totally normal.

We dressed up as pirates and went bowling.

We dressed as vikings and went to the grocery store. The security guard told us we had to move our longship because it was illegally parked.

We dressed as Romans and went to Blockbuster. The staff chanted, "toga! Toga! Toga!" at us.

We dressed up all steampunk and went to the museum. Tourists kept taking our picture.

[a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark]

I used to do historical reenactment when I was at University. I would go to class before session as a Norman knight, and when the session was over me and some of my buddies I did it with would get the bus home in the same kit. Stop at the Tesco's in full armour for beer and supper and ice cream, then get together at Irish's place for a LAN party.

It's enrichment for all involved. I remember being told I was 900 years late for the battle, and asking the bus driver where the horses were.

[lastoneout]

I genuinely think the world would be a much better place if more people felt comfortable dressing a bit silly out in public.

[3000s]

aww so cutes

[hexjulia]

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[osterby]

The best is when it's like "can only be cast while under the effect of Fnoipdoong" and then you have to mouse over literally every skill until you randomly stumble across the one that says "grants Fnoipdoong" (the skill is not called Fnoipdoong), and chances are there are two skills that grant it, but it sure isn't going to tell you that.

[cyber-newtype]

"big if true" and "many are saying this" are like sisters

[redstonedust]

if you abandon gender hard enough you can unlock the secret state of nirvana where all clothes give you the thrill of crossdressing

[mildmayfoxe]

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf