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Yo This is Michael's Dead Hearts Club blog for Barty Crouch Jr as played by Jamie Campbell Bower. I like people with three names apparently.

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Send me a color for your muse meeting mine while:

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* Silver * my muse is feeling honored or proud

* White * my muse is being innocent or shy * Yellow * my muse is literally breathing charm * Gold * my muse is being euphoric * Orange * my muse is feeling warm / sweating * Red * my muse is being choleric * Pink * my muse is in love / romantic * Purple * my muse is aroused * Blue * my muse is feeling cold * Turquoise * my muse is icy and distant * Green * my muse is nauseous * Brown * my muse is hurt and discouraged * Black * My muse is mourning * Grey * my muse is being lethargic

Specify whether drabble or starter.

Advanced level (for the author): Putting the color or related things into the text.

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➸

send me a ➸ for an affectionate text message from my muse

[text] Hello love. I need your brilliance again today, if you don’t mind. Potions essay. 

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➸

send me a ➸ for an affectionate text message from my muse

[text] Rita. Gorgeous, curious, sneaky Rita. Let’s get together soon, I think I’ve got some juicy gossip you’ll love.

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➸

send me a ➸ for an affectionate text message from my muse

[text] Dolores, my wonderful, beautiful lady. How would you like to go get some firewhiskey with me tonight?

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➸ (from reg or bella or both idk)

send me a ➸ for an affectionate text message from my muse

[text] You know Reg, you can be kind of okay sometimes

[text] Bella, we need to be better friends. Seriously. You’re gorgeous and conniving, two of my favorite traits.

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Crime themed starter sentences

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Includes drug and violence tw, a mix of which muse is the criminal, if not both.

“Your mother would be ashamed of you.”

“C’mon, the cops are stupid, they’ll never catch us.”

“The car’s a piece of junk anyway, they’re not gonna miss it.”

“Carry on the way you’re going and you’re gonna end up in prison.”

“I’m not that much of a scumbag, I don’t steal from old ladies.”

“One last score, then we’re out of the game, what do you say?”

“I’m only doing this because I need to pay my dealer.”

“Prison? Occupational hazard.”

“They pissed me off, I made sure they won’t be walking for a while, no biggie.”

“So you’re a drug runner or a drug dealer?”

“Prison ain’t too bad, you’ve got a bed and they feed you.”

“I get all tingly when you break into cars like that.”

“I do it for the thrill – and to fund my drug habit.”

“Did you kill him/her?”

“I never meant to hurt anyone!”

“I needed the money, what else could I do.”

“We grew up around criminals, of course we became them.”

“What kind of example are you setting for your kids?”

“I grew up, you probably should too.”

“He had it coming.”

“I just gave him his final warning.”

“I’m calling the cops!”

“I’m passionate about two things, bank robbery and you.”

“I’m a street rat, but I’m good at it.”

“Dealing in an alley, classy as ever.”

“If you don’t have my money, you know I’m going to have to teach you a lesson.”

“Bonny and Clyde made this look so much more glamorous.”

“One day we’ll be rich and we won’t have to do this anymore.”

“That’s not your wallet is it?”

“So I got in a fight, they owed me money.”

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"I heard that you ----" Finish this in my ask box

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[thesnakesquill:]

“It’s a learning experience,” she quickly corrected. She didn’t like people thinking she needed help with these kinds of things - she was supposed to be the best at it. Nodding a few times, she looked around the room, trying to pinpoint something that was more than normal to be in an office and unassuming. “He definitely must have transfigured something…” She scanned all around the room, letting her wand glow a little brighter to try to see everything, looking particularly at the professor’s desk. Spotting the fancy wooden name plaque on his desk, she peered closer to see that the professor’s name was misspelled. “Rule number one of transfiguration: the details are the most important part. Barty, can you provide some light while I reverse it?”

“A learning experience?” he huffed, “For which one of us?” He let her continue to look around the room, though, and approached her when she spoke. He wordlessly lit up his wand, a talent he had developed over a period of years with smaller and bigger magic alike, and held his wand out over the nameplate. “What are you thinking?” he asked after a moment. 

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criticize my muse, see how they take it

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Your muse hasn't heard from mine in months, one night they find my muse living rough on the streets

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roleplayaskmemes:

Leave how your muse reacts in my ask

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{Sorry to spam the dash guys, but I was in a big Barty mood today. If you want to do anything lmk, and im reblogging some more ask memes because my inbox is totally empty now, so feel free to send me more!}

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send me a ➸ for an affectionate text message from my muse

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☠

Send me a ☠ and my muse will react to finding your muse dead.

Barty was unfamiliar with the smell of blood. Oh, he had done some bad things in his life, but he hadn’t yet killed anyone. He didn’t understand the smell of blood in large amounts, having been sheltered his entire life, and so he was confused when he stepped into the potions lab looking for his friend. 

“Sev, come on man. I know you’re in here. I can’t find you anywhere else, and I need to bounce an idea off of you.” 

Barty had been working on a new spell, and he needed someone else, someone smart like him, to throw the idea on. Maybe even someone to use it against, if Snape was willing. And of course, in return Barty would teach him how to use it and let him throw it back on him. It was how their friendship worked after all, if you could call that a friendship.

“Sev?” he asked again as he lit his wand silently in the dark room. He had always had an affinity for wordless magic, much to his parents surprise and delight, and the hatred of his peers. “Snape?” 

He didn’t realize that the smell was a wrong smell and not just the smell of a potion until he saw the body on the ground. He rushed up and knelt down next to the body, gently flipping it over. His face was almost completely gone from what Barty could only later guess was a potion explosion, but he knew it was the boy he had been looking for. 

Barty stood up again, looking back over the boy on the ground. As his wand slowly started to go out, Barty shook his head and muttered, “Bloody Idiot. Could’ve told you that ya’d get hurt.”

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✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[text] hey pretty thing

[text] i have a question

[text] if someone were to start a rumor about a certain person

[text] and that certain person wanted to find out who did it

[text] how would i

[text] i mean

[text] that certain person

[text] figure out who started that rumor???

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✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[text] you

[text] you did this

[text] where is it asshat

[text] you know what

[text] its gone and i cant find it and youre the only person who would have snuck in and got it out of my trunk just to harass me

[text] i want it back

[text] now

[text] ill hunt you down i swear it

[text] you have five minutes to return it to my dorm or ill get violent 

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✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[text] hey beautiful

[text] where have you been all my life

[text] but seriously where are you

[text] i have something i want to show you

[text] i promise its not my dick

[text] its something pretty cool

[text] i made it in the potions lab last night

[text] i feel like youll appreciate it

[text] were friends right?

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✉

Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.

[text] dude

[text] i cant remember what i did last night

[text] and im not sure where i am

[text] i know youll make fun of me but so will anyone else i text and i think youre the least likely to spread rumors so

[text] come find me please

[text] its dark

[text] i think im in a closet

[text] at least im fully clothed

[text] hey look more firewhiskey

[text] i hope youre looking for me