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omega: do you hate me and my dogshit nest

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

insanegarbage

lineofdivision

oh that actually has nothing to do with it. They killed the utility monster for the threat to their worldview its suffering posed

filmphotofranz

you cant call it that

mallowmaenad

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

gay--dog

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

gay--dog

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

onceiwashere

repeat after me:

my experiences are universal and provide an undeniable framework for understanding all of reality

nobody else is capable of understanding my experiences and i am, nobly, alone in this world

lineofdivision

it's quite satisfying how effectively consistent social interaction can reduce rigid ideas of what kinds of people we are to water cupped in our hands

lineofdivision

all the versions of yourself like light through stained glass. and then you get up from the table

lineofdivision

there'll be nothing left of you

imsobadatnicknames2

This might seem like a joke or trying to be contrarian for the sake of it because of how deeply entrenched "Morrowind combat bad" is as the near-universal default opinion among TES fans, but. I'm coming out as a Morrowind combat apologist. Morrowind unironically has the best combat in the series.

imsobadatnicknames2

Like sure, Oblivion and Skyrim have better combat if your standard for what constitutes good combat is "dicerolls suck bc if it looks like my weapon hit the other guy it should count as a hit". But, ironically, despite being the last dice-roll based game in the series, it's also the one that requires the most skill out of the player.

Like I'm not going to say it has the depth and complexity of a souls game or anything, but unlike oblivion and skyrim it's a game where you can immediately tell when you're watching someone who knows what they're doing vs someone who doesn't.

#i been saying this