miyav :3

she • good person • morally superior ideology

[norwoods-dni]

What if islam was a transgender prostitute instead of an underwear model like he currently is 🧐

[norwoods-dni]

Argentina is the Israel of Latin America

[norwoods-dni]

How it feels like to hit reblog on every slutty video posted on ufcblr to save them in my drafts

[norwoods-dni]

My favorite Türkiye lore was when a chudette claimed 70 to 80 shirtless men wearing matching leather gloves and pants urinated on her for being "visibly erdogan supporting" (??) at the busiest public transport station during peak business hours on a workday. After drop kicking her baby like a football they magically disappeared into thin air. Then everyone including the president and hundreds of lawmakers latched on to this story and said they had real CCTV footage ready to be released to the public the next Friday. It's been 13 years now and they just admitted to "a well intentioned fabrication"

[homophobicranch]

[norwoods-dni]

Back when erdogan was running to be the mayor of istanbul (or already was?) in the eeearly 00s a family friend of ours who used to be evil at the time invited him to a BBQ night at his condo and his immediate reaction upon walking through the door was going "This is it?" regarding the size of the place. Incomprehensible behavior

[norwoods-dni]

I could never stomach being a gay guy if a grindr hook up sharted on my dick I would catch a murder charge like that twink would be getting pickled in a vat of acid

[dogpuppy]

[norwoods-dni]

Being mildly turned on as a kid by the Boston Marathon Bomber was a gateway drug to becoming a makhachev fucker 13 years down the line

[norwoods-dni]

I love going out during the twilight hour and imagining what it would be like to live with the families who forgot to shut their blinds after turning on the big lights. All the homes are so different but one thing that never changes is my ache for a family who are 15 years younger and healthy. #MyProlongedSuffering

[norwoods-dni]

They should make self help books for people who are the problem, like 'emotionally stunted narcissistic adult children of normal parents.' Asking for a friend

[norwoods-dni]

Elif Shafak being one of the more popular Turkish authors in the anglosphere will never sit right with me, that cunt is barely literate and blatantly rips off other female authors with zero repercussions (namely Mine Kırıkkanat) because her husband was a high ranking member of a cult that attempted a military coupt & used to be above the law. And now she can't return to the country because of her felonious, corrupt past. Good riddance

[trench-ghost]

[norwoods-dni]

isn't this by that one guy who exclusively sculpted gay krautslop which got hornier as the years went on

the 'show us ze peenie hans' genre

[beingharsh]

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

[meraburg]

noticed now that Conor is back everyone and their mom is Conor dih riding have we forgot he’s deadass the second coming of Lucifer half the people in the arena at ufc 329 is gonna need a rape whistle hell give max one too don’t get on the ground my boy he’ll get you 😭

[despazito]

[cowpokeredeemed]

Military wives do this too

[norwoods-dni]

Italy needs to pay reparations for roman colonialism. They replaced badass local cultures with noodle eating bisexual men with ass hair. This is NOT okay.