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i’m watching fleabag rn, why is this woman so funny ?
NEW ICONS ? YES . there look so good ! ——– ty jesus .
❛ I EXPECTED SOMEONE MUCH UGLIER ! ❜ — alanna mitsopolis , mission impossible franchise . written by bee !
( * &. ━ LANA DEL REY BORN TO DIE LYRIC STARTERS
BORN TO DIE.
‘ feet don’t fail me now. ’ ‘ take me to the finish line. ’ ‘ i’m hoping at the gates, they’ll tell me that you’re mine. ’ ‘ can you make it feel like home if i tell you you’re mine? ’ ‘ it’s like i told you, honey. ’ ‘ don’t make me sad, don’t make me cry. ’ ‘ sometimes love is not enough. ’ ‘ let’s go get high. ’ ‘ try to have fun in the meantime. ’ ‘ come and take a walk on the wild side. ’ ‘ let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain. ’ ‘ you and i, we were born to die. ’
OFF TO THE RACES.
‘ i can’t deny the way he holds my hand. ’ ‘ he has me by my heart. ’ ‘ he loves me with every beat of his cocaine heart. ’ ‘ light of my life, fire of my loins. ’ ‘ be a good baby, do what i want. ’ ‘ i need you to come here and save me. ’ ‘ keep me forever. ’ ‘ tell me you own me. ’ ‘ i’m sorry that i’m misbehaving. ’ ‘ i’m gonna stay and pray with him till the end. ’ ‘ i’m not afraid to say that i’d die without him. ’ ‘ who else is gonna put up with me this way? ’ ‘ i need you, i breathe you, i’ll never leave you. ’ ‘ i’ll never leave you. ’ ‘ i was alone without you. ’ ‘ hon, you never looked so beautiful as you do now. ’ ‘ i love you forever, not maybe. ’ ‘ you are my one true love. ’
BLUE JEANS.
‘ you know you make my eyes burn. ’ ‘ you fit me better than my favorite sweater. ’ ‘ love is mean and love hurts. ’ ‘ i will love you till the end of time. ’ ‘ i would wait a million years. ’ ‘ promise you’ll remember that you’re mine. ’ ‘ love you more than those bitches before. ’ ‘ i will love you till the end of time. ’ ‘ no please, stay here. ’ ‘ we don’t need no money, we could make it all work. ’ ‘ i told you that no matter what you did i’d be by your side. ’ ‘ i’ma ride or die whether you fail or fly. ’ ‘ well shit, at least you tried. ’ ‘ when you walked out the door a piece of me died. ’ ‘ you just need to remember. ’
VIDEO GAMES.
‘ get over here and a play a video game. ’ ‘ you the bestest. ’ ‘ it’s you, it’s you, it’s all for you, everything i do. ’ ‘ heaven is a place on earth with you. ’ ‘ tell me all the things you want to do. ’ ‘ i heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? ’ ‘ it’s better than i ever even knew. ’ ‘ they say that the world was built for two, only worth living if somebody is loving you. ’
DIET MOUNTAIN DEW.
‘ you’re no good for me. ’ ‘ you’re no good for me, but baby, i want you. ’ ‘ never was there ever a girl so pretty. ’ ‘ do you think we’ll be in love forever? ’ ‘ do you think we’ll be in love? ’ ‘ i’m not gonna listen to what the past says. ’ ‘ i’ve been waiting up all night. ’ ‘ ready for another lie? ’ ‘ we both know just what we’re here for. ’ ‘ maybe i like this roller coaster. ’
NATIONAL ANTHEM.
‘ money is the anthem of success. ’ ‘ god, you’re so handsome. ’ ‘ he says to be cool, but i don’t know how yet. ’ ‘ can we party later on? ’ ‘ i’m your national anthem. ’ ‘ money is the reason we exist. ’ ‘ you can’t keep your hands off me or your pants on. ’ ‘ don’t you know who you’re dealing with? ’ ‘ um, do you think you’ll buy me lots of diamonds? ’ ‘ it’s a love story for the new age. ’ ‘ i need somebody to hold me. ’
DARK PARADISE.
‘ all my friends tell me i should move on. ’ ‘ loving you forever can’t be wrong. ’ ‘ even though you’re not here, won’t move on. ’ ‘ there’s no remedy for memory. ’ ‘ your face is like a melody, it won’t leave my head. ’ ‘ your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine, but i wish i was dead. ’ ‘ i wish i was dead. ’ ‘ every time i close my eyes, it’s like a dark paradise. ’ ‘ no one compares to you. ’ ‘ i’m scared that you won’t be waiting on the other side. ’ ‘ all my friends ask me why i stay strong. ’ ‘ when you find true love, it lives on. ’ ‘ that’s why i stay here. ’ ‘ i don’t wanna wake up form this tonight. ’ ‘ there’s no relief, i see you in my sleep. ’ ‘ everybody’s rushing me. ’ ‘ i can feel you touching me. ’ ‘ i feel you in my dreams. ’ ‘ i feel you in my dreams telling me i’m fine. ’
RADIO.
‘ not even they can stop me now. ’ ‘ their heavy words can’t bring me down. ’ ‘ i’ve been raised from the dead. ’ ‘ no one even knows how hard life was. ’ ‘ i don’t even think about it now because i finally found you. ’ ‘ now my life is sweet like cinnamon. ’ ‘ now my life is sweet like cinnamon, like a fucking dream i’m living in. ’ ‘ baby, love me cause i’m playing on the radio. ’ ‘ my body’s sweet like sugar venom. ’ ‘ american dreams came true somehow. ’
CARMEN.
‘ darling, darling doesn’t have a problem lying to herself. ’ ‘ her liquor’s top shelf. ’ ‘ it’s alarming, honestly, how charming she can be. ’ ‘ you don’t want to be like me, don’t wanna see all the things i’ve seen. ’ ‘ i’m dying. ’ ‘ you don’t want to get this way. ’ ‘ the boys, the girls, they all like (name here). ’ ‘ she gives them butterflies. ’ ‘ she laughs like god. ’ ‘ her mind’s like a diamond. ’ ‘ she walks the streets so mean. ’ ‘ it’s alarming, truly, how disarming you can be. ’ ‘ you don’t want to get this way. ’ ‘ it’s tiring. ’ ‘ baby’s all dressed up with nowhere to go. ’ ‘ put your red dress on. ’ ‘ put your lipstick on. ’ ‘ my love, i know you love me too. ’ ‘ you need me in your life. ’ ‘ you can not live without me. ’ ‘ i would die without you. ’ ‘ i would kill for you. ’
MILLION DOLLAR MAN.
‘ you said i was the most exotic flower. ’ ‘ i don’t know how you convince them and get them. ’ ‘ i don’t know what you do, it’s unbelievable. ’ ‘ i don’t know how you get over someone as dangerous, tainted, and flawed as you. ’ ‘ i love you, honey. ’ ‘ i’m ready to go. ’ ‘ how did you get that way? i don’t know. ’ ‘ you’re screwed up and brilliant. ’ ‘ you look like a million dollar man. ’ ‘ so why is my heart broke? ’ ‘ you got the world, but baby, at what price? ’ ‘ it isn’t that hard to like you or love you. ’ ‘ i’d follow you down, down, down. ’ ‘ you’re unbelievable. ’ ‘ if you’re going crazy, just grab me and take me. ’ ‘ i’d follow you down, down, down, anywhere, anywhere. ’
SUMMERTIME SADNESS.
‘ kiss me hard before you go. ’ ‘ i just wanted you to know that, baby, you’re the best. ’ ‘ i got my red dress on tonight. ’ ‘ i’m feeling alive. ’ ‘ honey, i’m on fire. ’ ‘ nothing scares me anymore. ’ ‘ i know if i go, i’ll die happy tonight. ’ ‘ think i’ll miss you forever. ’ ‘ think i’ll miss you forever like the stars miss the sun in the morning sky. ’ ‘ later’s better than never. ’
THIS IS WHAT MAKES US GIRLS.
‘ remember how we used to party up all night? ’ ‘ there she was, my new best friend. ’ ‘ how i hate those guys. ’ ‘ this is what makes us girls. ’ ‘ we all look for heaven and we put love first. ’ ‘ something that we’d die for, it’s our curse. ’ ‘ don’t cry about it. ’ ‘ we don’t stick together ‘cause we put our love first. ’ ‘ don’t cry about him. ’ ‘ that’s where the beginning of the end begun. ’ ‘ everybody knew that we had too much fun. ’ ‘ get us while we’re hot. ’ ‘ c’mon, take a shot. ’ ‘ it’s all gonna happen. ’ ‘ a freshman generation of degenerate beauty queens. ’ ‘ they were the only friends i ever had. ’ ‘ crying ‘cause i know i’m never coming back. ’
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* like to plot w me ! ——– alanna is such a pretty baby .
the man from u.n.c.l.e. (2015) sentence starters
tw disordered eating, alcohol, gendered slurs, violence
❝ you look important… or at least your suit does. ❞ ❝ statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. ❞ ❝ make yourself comfortable, why don’t you. ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years. ❞ ❝ if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way. ❞ ❝ are they still following us? ❞ ❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞ ❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ❝ excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. ❞ ❝ hug me. ❞ ❝ what’s that? it smells like feet. ❞ ❝ how long was your prison sentence? ❞ ❝ don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. ❞ ❝ look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’ ❞ ❝ don’t kill your partner on your first day. ❞ ❝ i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most. ❞ ❝ my woman would never wear anything like that. ❞ ❝ smoothly done. ❞ ❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞ ❝ and remember… take it like a pussy. ❞ ❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ ❝ either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here. ❞ ❝ would you like a bigger glass? ❞ ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞ ❝ don’t you make me put you over my knee. ❞ ❝ so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❞ ❝ i like my women strong. ❞ ❝ now we are engaged. again. ❞ ❝ i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me. ❞ ❝ i’m okay, i think. ❞ ❝ i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. ❞ ❝ you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours. ❞ ❝ you can see the future? ❞ ❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ ❝ darling, time to go. ❞ ❝ they had it coming. ❞ ❝ you need to control your temper. ❞ ❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞ ❝ i quite like him. ❞ ❝ i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance! ❞ ❝ the thing is… i work better alone. ❞ ❝ i’m not leaving. ❞ ❝ and what, exactly, did you do to him? ❞ ❝ just shut up and watch me work. ❞ ❝ you’re trembling. ❞ ❝ it’s going to be okay. ❞ ❝ i’ll be close by. ❞ ❝ help yourself to a drink. ❞ ❝ so sorry to keep you waiting. ❞ ❝ i thought i was doing so well. ❞ ❝ the fault doesn’t lie in your performance. ❞ ❝ she seemed so innocent. ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself. ❞ ❝ man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. ❞ ❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞ ❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞