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Text: Moony---Dean

Moony: no

Dean: why do you think that come on?

Dean: you could always talk to her?

#int: moony

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "Alright."

Dean: "Alright?"

#int: alexa

text to: Joey

Joey: yeah i don’t think that’ll fly

Joey: fiiiiiiiine

Dean: you gotta convince her

Dean: goooooooooood

#int: joey

Text: Sasha---Dean

Sasha: We need to find him a girl to love that's better than Alexa so he can #moveon

Dean: That's what Joey said

#int: sasha

Text: Moony---Dean

Moony: It's probably true though...

Dean: It's probably false

#int: moony

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "Ridiculous?"

Dean: "That word"

#int: alexa

Text: Sasha---Dean

Sasha: Deeeeaaannn let me help

Dean: there's nothing to help with

Dean: unless you can out of nowhere make Moony feel better?

#int: dean

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "Did you just tell me you have feelings for me?"

Dean: "Yeah and they were redicu- cu- loos."

#int: alexa

Text: Sasha---Dean

Sasha: How can I clean it up for you? I'll hire a million maids but I love you more

Dean: I don't think life can be cleaned up... and if it can you'd have to hire a hitman and we're not there yet

#int: sasha #(( i do not agree with this joke but dean is not as educated ))

Text: Sasha---Dean

Sasha: Hi the internet is a mess wow but I love you.

Dean: Life is a mess but I love you

#int: sasha #(( they the cutest))

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "You're not really."

Dean: "Why not?"

#int: alexa

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "O-kay? How drunk are you?"

Dean: -hicups- "Moony was sad so we got drink level sadness. Why? I'm making sense..."

#int: alexa

Text: Moony---Dean

Moony: I hurt Alexa badly enough that this is what Sophia thinks of me... I suck.

Dean: Don't listen to Sophia

Dean: Alexa shut her down

#int: moony

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "I left you? I don't think I did...? Dean, we met the first time I was dating him. Nobody but like my family knew this time... I just I don't know I thought he would've told you."

Dean: "You did. You were like wow break up with Moony I don't need Dean anymore and I know that's when we me but then it happened again and no one told me. And you know I would never like try to go for you cus like you said you were with Moony when we first met but it just sucks cus I liked you and no one told me and that's so dumb and stupid."

#int: alexa #(( i love that dean will completely forget this ))

Text: Moony---Dean

Moony: I'm a bad person, aren't I?

Dean: what the fuck you are not

Dean: If you're a bad person I'm a gangster

#int: moony

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "What?"

Dean: "And then you left me and and and if we were friends why did I never know you guys dated?"

#int: alexa #(( also pls know son is like clearly drunk sluring i just do not know how to type to make it sound like that ))

text to: Alexa

Alexa: "It was a joke, Dean. I thought you'd know I was being sarcastic. Obviously I don't only hang out with you because of Callie and Micah. You're my friend-- I'm sorry."

Dean: "No, no, no, not tha, what I'm saying is you made Moony you like and then you LEFT."

#int: alexa

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