All About Thirst

What you need to know about thirst

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I also play video games from time to time.

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If you haven't seen the new season of Gintama--go watch it.

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Even The Thirstiest Among Us Celebrate The Fourth of July

Because, baby, you’re a firework.

There will be booze, loud music and tons of people in a crowd doing the naenae, so it should come as no surprise, dear readers, that the thirsty will be out in force this wonderful July 4th, trying to declare your panties’ independence from your sexy zone. Cookouts, parks, beaches–no where is safe from the oncoming wave of dudes convinced they’ve got game,…

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Lululemon Yoga Tops

Mid-morning, the clouds obscure the sun’s face like lazy leaves drifting across a lake in autumn. Heart pumping and legs charging, you tear up the sidewalk as you enjoy the rock playlist Spotify has curated for you. Your favorite Nickelback song comes on your iPod, Chad Kroger crooning about times long past and lovers now gone–shnick! The elastic cords on your innocuous Lululemon top scorn you…

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Off Topic: Supreme Court rules in favor of same-sex marriage nationwide

Hello and welcome to last week Supreme Court–the rest of us (and by us All About Thirst means the cool kids) have already accepted and acknowledged same-sex marriage. Maybe now you could finally get around to having a better look at grass.

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13/f/cali was every troll's answer. Remember being asked a/s/l? All About Thirst remembers. Whether it was AIM, MSN Messenger, ICQ or IRC--one of the first things one person might be asked upon mee...

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A/S/L?

13/f/cali was every troll’s answer.

Remember being asked a/s/l? All About Thirst remembers. Whether it was AIM, MSN Messenger, ICQ or IRC–one of the first things one person might be asked upon meeting another was their age, sex, and location. The early days of the internet, even before MySpace, truly seemed like the frontier for pioneer thirsty and these three questions often served as an…

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Off Topic: Look At This Dumbass What is TheGlew? A miserable little pile of stupidity. You saw it. I mentioned sexism in the image caption--but don't hit the back button just yet.

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Sex Tape

And not just any old sex tape, but the absolute worst.

All About Thirst would like to take a moment to just stop and wag a finger at Emma Sulkowicz. First let us begin by establishing a firm understanding of the what and why of sex tapes. Neo100101 of Urban Dictionary describes a sex tape as:

A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.

For…

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Broke becomes ballin' when you put water in a vodka bottle. Off topic: you're wack if your vodka comes from grapes--that's wine and not dat hard shit. All About Thirst is here to report on the one ...

I wrote some words onto an internet thing.