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He/It — Tord Fictive — Art by flyingdeadpig

[dear-mrdouchebag]

Yo, yo, yo, if you don't shut your mouth, I'ma shut it for you, punk!

Heyyyy. The name's Tord. I'm 23 and an alter in a DID system. Idk my role and idc. Im a fictive (duh) from Eddsworld and I use He/It. Idc about doubles too much so go ham

I like Phasmophobia and Roblox (Specifically Demonology). My fave food is ramen (spicy) and yes I know the amount of sodium in it. I love consuming my daily salts in one sitting <3

Uhhh no DNI, dont care about syscourse. This is a sideblog, so all interactions will come from @imhidingfrom-arcade :p

Do not involve me in any discourse because I really dont fucking care. As long as real people aren't hurt, go right a–fucking–head

Also, I DO use en and em dashes but am also a very informal typer :p

Might talk about source stuff idk, I made this blog at almost 2 AM

Im very sarcastic. I use tone tags (please use them on me I'm so fucking clueless). How fun

Will update this later :p

Hit ya hit ya with the with the punk punk tactics

[dear-mrdouchebag]

GF HAS UMAMUSUME LETS GO UTS HORSE TIME

[dear-mrdouchebag]

WHY DID MY GF'S BROTHER TRY TO JOIN ME IN DEMONOLOGY BRO HE'S NOT EVEN HOME?????

[dear-mrdouchebag]

Why ks my gf liking my fucking posts we're playing Roblox

[icantfind-myhusband]

Mb gang I didn't know I wasn't allowed to go on Tumblr while I was dead in demonology

😰Pls dont get me I was just waiting😰

Wait...................a.........minute..........................................

Why are YOU on tumblr while we're playing Roblox?🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[dear-mrdouchebag]

Why ks my gf liking my fucking posts we're playing Roblox

[dear-mrdouchebag]

Playing Demonology and this shit is fire. My gf and her brother dont knkw what the FUCK is going on

[dear-mrdouchebag]

I need friends on here who wanna be besties