Dear Jelly Bean,

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

Yesssssssss!!!!

[freshprincesubs]

[victor-f-baby-deactivated202201]

The last ever scene of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1996)

can’t not reblog man.

Every last show in the 90’s signified the end with the turning out of the lights!

[wedding-baby-home]

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

"NOW I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL."

The best thing your boyfriend/husband/baby daddy can say after babysitting all by himself.

[meladoodle]

i really want to buy one of these grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

This is like the most innocent joke I’ve ever read

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

I'm only 10 pounds away from my pre-pregnancy weight!!! Wooo!!!

[privacynterms]

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

"Why are you always so mad when I go out?" If you have to ask, that just shows how stupid you are.

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

Well, we finally went out last night... With his cousins. It was all guys except one girl cousin. Rude sat next to me at the table but deliberately turned her back to me. Nice. I didn't want to go. I wasn't hungry. I was annoyed. I was just wasn't in the mood. My boyfriend made me go so his cousins could see the baby. Even more annoying was how all they talked about was how smashed everyone got on their rafting trip on Sunday. Hafuckingha. He was even trying to tell me some stupid story, and I didn't laugh. Why?! Cause idgaf. Like "Oh, I'm glad you had fun while I stayed home covered in milk and poop." Whatever. And now he's going out again tonight. Resentment is setting in as he just gets to go about his life while I just sit at home. I love being a mom. I really do. Sometimes, I wonder if he really enjoys being a dad. Maybe it hasn't hit him yet. Idk. I've found working out makes me feel a little better. Maybe he'll think to take me out if I didn't look like this. Maybe not. I guess we'll see.

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

My aunt, a lactation consultant, posted this on Facebook yesterday. Just thought I’d share.

[ladyofperpetualsorrow]

I always reblog this.<3

[theawkwardlifeofnatalee]

is this only during infancy? I’m about to roll around in some boobie milk

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

It's good for everyone! Lol

[mommytellsall]

[healthy-is-everything]

[healthy-is-everything]

Fitspo

One year post-partum with baby #2. : )

[nutrifitblr]

WOW amazing

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

INSPIRED

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

I'm (in)famous for my "bitch face!" Lmao

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

It must be good to be a guy.

"Oh! Baby's crying! Take her, babe!"

Seriously? Change her, hold her, talk to her, play with her! You're her daddy! Comfort her!

"Ewww! She pooped! Change her!"

You change her!

"Wanna hold her? My arm hurts!"

Really? You've only had her for 10 minutes!

"I'm going out with the boys tonight."

Oh. Ok. You could take me out, but whatever.

"I'm tired."

You don't know tired. I see you sleeping when I wake up to feed our baby.

"I need to relax."

From what? Video games? Candy Crush? I'm the one who needs and deserves a break.

"Help!"

Wtf?! I've been doing this ALL DAY EVERYDAY! Figure it out yourself!

And you wonder why I'm pissed. Check yourself. Kthanks.

[dearprincessjellybean-blog]

Nexplanon or Mirena? Any recommendations?

[devoureth]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

iamawinrar:

Reblogging this purely for that very last response. perfect, Ricky.

RICKY.