Death by Double Penetration

Slowly becoming trash. Star wars trash. exile tribe trash. game of thrones trash. kanjani8 trash.

[weheartchrisevans]

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[cyanoticfallacy-deactivated2018]

Therapists finding loopholes for mental illness things is one of my favorite things about dealing with mental illness because it really helps me understand that just because a reaction is Common doesn’t mean it’s Right. Does doing dishes stress you out a lot? Buy paper plates. Do your obsessive thoughts make you worry about leaving your curling iron on so you drive home from work to check? Just put the curling iron in your purse and bring it to work with you while we work on tackling where this worry comes from. Symptom management doesn’t have to look like drudgery.

[ziggyplayedd]

i used to go days without showering because seeing my body was so upsetting that i would end up spiraling and then i realized i could simply turn the lights out. it took some getting used to but i’ve been showering with the lights off for years and it’s now one of my favorite parts of my day.

do whatever you want nothing is real and there’s no need to inflict unnecessary suffering on yourself just to try to seem “normal”

[biyaself]

I love this post

[jettestblack]

Hmmm

[petrichorepoch]

These kinds of loopholes make life so. Much. Better.

[fuckyeahasexual]

One of my favorite stories is this lady had extremely bad OCD. Every day she’d be late to work because she was convinced that her hair dryer was going to burn down the house so would always have to turn around and check it. Multiple times a day even. A bunch of doctors tied to “fix” her of that fear, until one day she got a doctor that suggested she bring the hair dryer with her. Other doctors were annoyed, saying that wasn’t a the correct way to help, but she gave it a go. When she had that fear, she’d look over and see the hair dryer unplugged in the seat next to her and was able to carry on. I think it’s such a perfect example of actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard.

[eclecticpersonswondersland]

That story helped me stop repeatedly checking if my front door was locked. Instead of checking that the door was locked over and over I would check my security system app. If it’s on it will alert me if the front door opens.

[daughter-of-rowan]

“…actually helping someone instead of forcing them into a neurotypical standard” should be added to the Hippocratic Oath.

[minus-the-negative]

Started reading about the door and I thought they were gonna say they took the door with them

[death-by-double-penetration]

I have the tendency to overthink everything or the first train of thought that pops into my head and I start to overthink to the point of having an anxiety attack if I'm bored. How did I hack this problem?

I work at the IT department of an ART SCHOOL. My job description is essentially to overthink and overanalyze IT requests and explain everything I'm doing to the customer. The customers I work with are all artists and don't understand computers at all so I'm being paid to overthink in incredibly constructive ways. I also do inventory and asset management- which means I have to have a general idea of where computers are located, what model device is in what room, what classroom AV setups are, presentation spaces, AND I'm responsible for the school-wide checkout facility's equipment inventory too. I'm never without anything to do during work hours, and by the time I get home I'm mentally exhausted to the point where all I want to do is cook dinner, eat, watch something, shower, then go to bed. If I find myself overthinking outside of work I literally login to jira and go through tickets and respond to customers etc.

Tl;Dr I get paid to overthink things with a clear answer/resolution and it's honestly changed how I live my life for the better

[itismarvelicious]

Lmao

[bullysquadess]

I found this Youtube channel run by a Japanese chef and it’s actually better than porn? First all all his cinematography is off the charts. Youtube videos have no business looking that good. Second of all, everything he makes looks SO TASTY, and he explains the recipes in such a simple, soothing, manner. Third off all, he does this all while his two adorable kitties watch??? Like… they are so intent on what hes doing but they never run around or hop on the counter???? He has a stool for them to sit on as he makes his recipes Im gunna die

[bullysquadess]

Look at this and tell me it isnt the best thing on youtube

[tollhobbit-deactivated20250119]

he and his (American) wife have a youtube vlogging channel all about being an international couple and they have thREE CATS THAT HE COOKS WITH

[quartzfox]

You should see the video where he restores a knife…

[ginderpia]

Incorrect, he has two cats he cooks with, Haku and Nagi. If Poki were permitted into the kitchen when Jun cooked, he would immediately throw himself into the pan, determined to eat whatever was in it.

Poki is my favorite cat. uwu

[jailynekujo-deactivated20210216]

poki sounds like my cat jasper

[jumpingjacktrash]

how did he film such a lovely video by candlelight? i’m impressed! also it’s so restful, and he has beautiful hands, and the kitties are so cute. it made my morning. thank you for sharing.

[necroyasha]

Poki is actually in his newest video:

[bullysquadess]

My terrible trash cat finally graduates to being in cooking videos <3 Im so proud of him <3

[blueskiesazureeyes]

Aaaaand he’s banned again.

[berniesrevolution]

This is the inauguration we should all be celebrating.

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[jforjoelle-blog]

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

[luxurious-awakening]

nothing to lose. :))

[intoxicated-s0uls-deactivated20]

Let’s hope

[30rockasaurus]

Why not? :)

[allthepheelsandphandoms]

*crossing fingers*

[tkaaay]

pretty much^^^^

[itsrebeccablack]

i got nothing to lose. (:

[curls-get-gurls-blog]

Last time i did this my wish came true.

[sleep-for-days]

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[x-xdyingtobethinx-x]

Why not lol

[iwannabeaskinnybich]

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

[edxolivex]

I doubt it will work but anyhow

[alliwantisskinny]

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

[teaskinny]

📚 🍵

[sweet-n-dainty]

♥

[just-another-obsession]

Here’s hoping…

[thinningskinny]

🐽

[yansstyle]

Praying for this to work💫

[batemans-bbygrl]

I’m hoping!

[takenbyheartstrings]

Hope that this works bc i need it so bad.

[thebiggestbugking]

I really really need this

[secretgaygentdanvers]

My kinda sport

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidery Hoops

Shimunia on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Embroidery tags

[windwaver]

[nevergoingbackthere-deactivated]

Like why y'all hacking mario party and not student loans

[mylangbox]

BIG NEWS

[knitmeapony]

THIS is how you celebrate today.

[pianoaround]

Does anyone know what this instrument is called? Its like a Marimba but it is very large and made out of huge stones. Listen to that tone! haha Love it!

[adventuresinstringrepair]

It’s a type of Vietnamese lithophone (literally rock sound instrument) called a đàn đá. Some ethnomusicologists think that these are likely the oldest type of man made instrument.

[somos-rosas]

she looks like shes having fun lol this is bringing me joy

[bunjywunjy]

so you’re telling me that rock is actually the oldest genre

[ringo-obsession]

Turn your handwriting into a font

I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:

1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website

2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:

3. Scan the template  4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file” 5. Download it to your computer and install

And check out my result!

[traumbelrum-deactivated20240801]

reblogging for writers that want to invent their own font. 

[incendavery]

we all deserve respect and dignity!!

to learn more, or to donate time/money to the cause, please visit freedommassachusetts.org

[scifigrl47]

Hey, my Mass Peeps.  Reminder.

The assholes behind this have released some nifty ol’ scare ads, with the same old tired dog whistle tactics.  

Vote early.  Vote with friends and family.  Get to the polls, however you can.  

Don’t let them roll back landmark legislation.  Protect the rights and safety of your fellow citizens.

https://www.boston.com/news/politics/2018/09/26/massachusetts-ballot-questions-2018-question-3

[bestmarvelmate]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Visualizing the relative evasiveness of Kavanaugh and Ford

Kavanaugh didn’t just DARVO his way through yesterday’s hearing: his bluster, tears, rage, and blame-shifting also allowed him to dodge a remarkable number of questions raised by the senators.

Ford, by contrast, answered virtually every question put to her.

Vox went through the transcript and painstakingly logged whether each question raised was addressed. They confirmed the impression that Kavanaugh was dodging the questions and Ford wasn’t, and produced an excellent interactive graphic that allows us to visualize the both witnesses’ forthrightness and drill down on each question and statement.

https://boingboing.net/2018/09/29/fragile-masculinity.html

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[ladyjehane-deactivated20200517]

I’m screeching

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]