help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
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help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”
Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.
I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.
That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.
When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!
The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!
man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
“That’s what yo ass get”
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😭❤️❤️ this makes me so happy
boy: wow the moon looks beautiful tonight
me: um…wow 😂 tell that whore she can have u. 👋 bye ugly 😂 hope she was worth it
BEGONE
THOT
FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UMMUTE.
I will never not reblog this
i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf
I just want to be with you especially on the days where I don’t understand anything, even myself.
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Lovely.
What a punch
This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected
Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated.
Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected.
I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.
yes good
Hey free speech never came with a guarantee that you won’t get punched in the face when you support some ignorant shit.
Why are Zoey and Zoe pronounced the same way but Joey and Joe aren’t?
Goth Clowns are just Mimes
My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes
Your gf who works with clowns