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☆*:.｡. intro post .｡.:*☆

hiii :D we are running a totally AWESOME tumblr blog together!! matt told me that we need a new intro post- or like, a proper pinned post- so, here we go!! the old one is like super outdated anyway…

~Misa

im always happy to help hehe

~Matt

there’s a lot of members on this blog, but pretty much anyone who died and was involved in the kira case is here! of course, some of us matter more than others, uwu! like misa misa and lighty!! <333

and everyone here is dead XD well, uh, except for near-

~Misa

she is a bit biased, we are all equally important and equally able to answer any ask here. some less polite members will even answer asks that were decidedly not addressed towards them.

~L

You two are absolutely horrible at this. You’re not even addressing anything important! This is a so-called “ask blog,” we are here to answer questions about the Kira case and sometimes more personal things. It all comes down to what asks we get.

Colors in this post are purely for ease of seeing who said what, most posts will not be colour-coded like this.

And for the record, there is no official rules who can answer what asks.

~Light

so truee, my love :3 you should answer every ask!!!

~Misa

I will not be doing that. I don’t have the patience.

~Light

I already have enough of you from just this post.

~Rem

youre not the only one…

~Mello

This is by no means a successful intro post so far. Shouldn’t we specify any rules for asks?

~Kiyomi

why would we have rules for asks

~Matt

It would probably be a good idea if we had… some… rules. Or guidelines, at the very least.

~Near

youre alive, you dont get to say how we spend our afterlife bruh. yall can send whatever u want forver. have fun

~Matt

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where'd Matsuda go? 😭😭

He's still alive. I asked him if he wants to join, but he didn’t believe me that this blog is... real. I can forward a message to him if you'd like.

~Near

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do you guys have a favorite anon?

~Mel

I'm quite partial to "💜".

~Mikami

definitely food anon. food anon, we miss you.

~L

Who is "we"? I do not miss that unfair cretin.

~Light

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Matt are you a lawlight shipper

YESSSS 1000%

~Matt

Do you not have hobbies? L, you did a terrible job of raising him.

~Light

what in the world would make you think i ever even met him? when i was alive, that is.

~L

we didn’t even meet watari at wammy's lmao

~Matt

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I love you, A. Please give A my message

I have received your message. Thank you. But... why?

~A

bcuz ur amazing :D

~B

If you say so. B, did you send that ask?

~A

NO. other ppl appreciate u too UwU

~B

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(ooc, will delete eventually)

i just want to apologize for how slow the blog has been the last few days; if you’ve sent an ask or reblogged a post with a comment, i promise i am not ignoring you and i will try to catch up at some point tomorrow or the day after! the blog has been relying on the queue mostly the last few days, because i’ve had some very stressful irl days, but that phase should be over hopefully by tomorrow!! and i want to thank u all for the interactions and the patience !! <33

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Light admit you’re down bad for L and I’ll give you the sweets that nobody else has

I can't believe I'm saying this, but... Matt, I need your expertise for a moment.

~Light

WHAT. who are u and what did u do to light- 😟

~Matt

Drop it. I just need you to tell me what "down bad" means. You are the most familiar with "internet slang" out of everyone here.

~Light

uhh basically tht ur a simp xD

~Matt

...Which means...? What?

~Light

...that ur into L. you know?

~Matt

Why does everyone here think that?!

~Light

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Is that food anon trying to starve Light into realization??

(I mean nothing else has worked so far, so might as well try-)

💜

Presumably. I don’t know what they want me to realize, I am perfectly self aware.

~Light

at this rate- nothing is gonna work👹👹 hes too far gone

~Matt

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I have an inter-dimensional portal and have sent 3 crates of chocolate to mello

Do you want to get married

~Mello

ohh NOW you believe in marriage???

~Matt

Chocolate is worth it.

~Mello

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do yall have roblox??? if so, what are your favorite games??

misa misa loves dress to impress :D i make the others play it with me sometimes~ hihi

~Misa

I’ve never won a single time.

~Near

its not about winning!!! the Fun is in the fashion~ uwu

~Misa

I think she votes against you.

~Mello

just bc u do that everytime doesn’t mean i do it too!!! ugh

~Misa

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which one of you guys is the biggest hatsune miku fan?

ME :D by far!!!

~Misa

hello?? what about meee? 🥲 i’m literally obsessed with her

~Matt

oh pssht- misa misa is the one who introduced u to miku! >:(

~Misa

i thought your favorite vocaloid was kagamine rin? (｡･ω･｡)

~B

she is my fave!!! but- i’m still a bigger miku fan than matty could ever be. hmpf. >.<

~Misa

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light and L, if kira never existed and you had ended up working together as detectives, do you think you could have fallen in love (in a normal way instead of the weird homoerotic rivalry you have going on now)

We would still have been rivals, just with less casualties. I’m sure I would have tried to take his place as the “World’s Greatest Detective.”

~Light

yes, you would have tried. and for the record; you would not have succeeded.

~L

I managed to kill you? Of course, I would have succeeded.

~Light

you mean you manipulated a goddess into killing me? yes, because that’s entirely the same thing.

~L

u guys are avoiding the question 😮‍💨

~Matt

I’m not avoiding anything. I’m just not gracing it with an answer. I would never love L.

~Light

i think it’s hard to speculate. i’ve never cared about a fellow detective as deeply as i have cared about cases i wanted to solve. the probability of me developing feelings for light-kun if he was a fellow detective is far smaller than it would have been during the kira case.

~L

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Who else did you kiss, Mello? 👀

Other people. What, did you really think Id tell you that easily?

~Mello

You won’t tell them? Why is that?

~Near

Stay out of this. Its my decision.

~Mello

Just yours?

~Near

wait a second- 🫪

~Matt

God, you especially should stay out of this

~Mello

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Light, did you like L’s foot massage that he gave you?

It was skillful.

~Light

that’s all you have to say about it?

~L

Yes.

~Light

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Yeah no, I agree with the others, how the hell did you guys go about using the shower and everything? I can't see L granting Light a lot of privacy, considering he also watched him sleep most nights apparently-

💜

i didn’t grant him any more privacy than necessary - which means, none. there were cameras in the bathroom.

~L

You never told me about that?! What is wrong with you? Misa was right, you are a pervert.

~Light

lighty!!!! >.< i said that years ago!! it doesn’t count anymore!! L and misa are friends now-!!

~Misa

thank you, miss amane.

~L

i told you to call me misa!!! :(

~Misa

old habits die hard.

~L

its been yearssss T-T

~Misa

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light, if you had to choose a man on the blog to date, who would it be

(do not dodge the question, light yagami. I know where you reside in the afterlife. pick a MAN.)

How would you know that? Are you dead too?

I suppose if I’m forced to choose… Ryuzaki would be the lesser evil compared to… everyone else. But I am decidedly not happy to be forced to choose! This does NOT mean I suddenly like Ryuzaki!

~Light

weird way to propose, light-kun, but yes.

~L

What? I didn’t propose- What is wrong with you?!

~Light

this was a so-called “meme reference.” matt taught me.

~L

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*respectfully punches light in the face and runs away* he knows what he's done

WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!

You must be a criminal I missed… When I get you-

~Light

this anon is goated

~Matt