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Moving Day

❀ Kid x F!Reader ❀

❀ N.SFW ❀ 1.7k Words ❀ ❀ Modern Setting ❀

❀ Author's Notes: Totally not a late gift for a certain Kid obsessed moot for their birthday I have partially forgotten to post. Nope, not for @swampstew at all... Just a modern Kid one shot that is mostly fluffy and self indulgent of a domestic life with him. Idk, I have domestic brain rot on permanent I guess. Not complaining. Also, an excuse to make everyone else imagine Kid walking around naked with a hard on. Like, who wouldn't want that on the brain?

I apologize if I have been a little quiet outside of reblogs and Magnets posting. Just working on a lot of future stuff, and my fraternal grandmother recently passed. My partner and I brought her cat, Tiger (now full named Captain Fisher Tiger), home and are adjusting him to life in our small, cozy house. I'll post pictures eventually, we'll see.

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❀ You and Kid finally move into a house together, but after a long and tiring moving process, you lose power during a large storm.

❀ CW: Established relationship (engaged), tooth rotting fluff, Kid getting handsy, the haunting vision of Kid strutting around naked that will now forever be imprinted in your mind and you will never be satisfied otherwise.

Kid waved his friends off as they backed out of the driveway. The rain had started, but luckily with the help of everyone, all of the boxes and furniture got moved into the new house. He closed the front door and sighed, looking into the sea of boxes in the living room. It was already a huge pain to pack them all up, and now there was the arduous task of unpacking them.

Suddenly you popped up from betwixt some boxes, covered in packing peanuts. Kid jumped, not even realizing you had been down there.

“These are not environmentally friendly, ya know…” You stood there, absolutely coated in them from static cling. Kid couldn’t help himself from the hysterical laughter that broke through the quiet room. Your large fiancé did not have to take many steps to reach you through the maze of your shared items, lifting you from the pile that had fallen on you from one of the empty boxes. He set you off to the side so you could possibly free yourself of your styrofoam attackers.

“We had the kitchen plates and bowls in there, and after we got them unpacked, per your request, by the by,” he stated matter of factually, “I brought the box in here to get it out of the way. Heat had the packing peanuts left over from work. We’ll make sure they get properly taken care of for the environment and all.” Kid helped you dust off as many as he could while still laughing. “How in the hell did you end up coated anyway?”

Biting your lip, you tried to shake a few from your hand rather unsuccessfully, “Well, I was trying to move it out of the way to get some of the boxes behind it, and it fell on me.”

The redhead took your hand in both of his, doing his best to remove the packing peanuts for you and put them back in the box, “You should have said something.”

“I did! You were saying bye to our friends.”

Kid could not help but smile at your pout, ruffling your hair teasingly, “Sorry there, sweetheart. It started raining. Glad we got everything inside at least.”

With a heavy sigh, you looked out at the near labyrinth all about the room. Anywhere your eyes fell, there were cardboard boxes and tubs all over the few bits of furniture that didn’t have to be reassembled or newly built. The thought of unpacking everything made you very aware of how much your back and shoulders hurt.

Your fiancé could see the look on your face, reaching down to pull you into his arms and hold you close, “Hey, we did a lot today and it’s getting late. Why don’t you go shower and I’ll make some hot chocolate.”

Kid placed a kiss on your nose, and you still huffed a bit, “I don’t know where any of my shower stuff is right now.”

He smiled then stated rather smugly, “Well, then thank me for for being considerate enough to make Wire put it up there already.” His face softened and Kid brushed your cheek with his thumb, “You have coordinated this crap all day, and even did most of the packing the last few weeks since I had to put in overtime,” Kid kissed your lips gently, “You should take a break, have a nice hot shower, and let me take care of stuff for the rest of the night.”

While you could trust Kid to do a lot of things, you were not able to catch yourself before making a face at him. You had realized your mistake as soon as his features dropped and his hairless brow furrowed. It was too cute to see him get so annoyed, and you couldn’t help but laugh.

“Alright fine. I’ll let you take care of things while I go shower. Just… don’t break anything.”

Placing a small kiss on his nose while he let you go, Kid huffed loudly, “No promises.”

He was right after all. A long hot shower was exactly what you had needed after all this time. Looking at houses, putting in bids, closing on this house, packing, moving, and now the dreaded necessity of unpacking. All of it was a chore, but when you two officially bought this house, Kid got down on one knee with a ring and proposed to you. Any time you looked at your ring, you still got jitters, and it felt weird to not be wearing it in the shower. But as the hot water warmed your bones, you felt the weight of the world lift off you. It was finally time to start moving forward truly into your future with Kid.

When you stepped out of the shower and wrapped yourself in the towel, there was a large crack of lightening through the window, followed by booming thunder. It scared you at first, but as you breathed out in relief to realize you were safe inside and unharmed, did the lights go out and the whole house went dark.

“MOTHER FUCKER!”

Kid’s booming voice echoed through your new home, followed by his stomping feet rushing quickly up the stairs. He burst into the bedroom, calling your name as you stepped out of the bathroom, drying your hair by the light of your phone’s flashlight.

“Right here, Kid. I peeked out the window. Looks like the whole street went dark, calm down.”

Still, he huffed a bit, just rubbing his face, “Well, at least the coco’s made. I saw it hit one of the poles or somethin’ outside. We may be out a while.”

You let out a sigh, looking to the window, as the rain came down harder, then stepped out of the bathroom, “Well, I guess there’s no unpacking tonight. Unless you—when did the bed get made?”

Kid smiled his big toothy grin, motioning his hands as best he could in the dark, “Surprise!”

He had even laid out a pair of your comfy pajamas, ones he liked because if he got in the mood, it was not hard to slip his hands in. You already knew he would want to participate in his favorite activity with you for your first night in the house together, so it was no surprise he got the bed all together. It was also not something you were going to complain about, given the now black out you were stuck in.

Going down to bring the drinks he made back up, you made Kid get into the shower before bed as you settled in with your comfy pjs, the hot chocolate, and your phone with unlimited data into the warmth of your bed sheets. When the hot water ran out rather early on in his shower, Kid instantly started mumbling and grumbling. You laughed lightly, as it was easy to hear him in the silence of the house with no real noises other than the pouring rain and occasional rolling thunder.

Getting out of the shower, Kid strutted into the bedroom after drying off with just his towel around his neck and nothing else. Your eyes may have adjusted to the darkness, but it was still a little hard to see him. His hair was all wet, and his muscles were more defined with the depth of shadow that coated him.

Kid crawled across the bed toward you, even in the dark you could see the hungry glint in his golden eyes. You couldn’t help but laugh as he removed your phone from your hands and pulled the blankets away from you. Your large fiancé had a rather one track mind when he was in the mood, but it was far more fun to distract and fluster him (it usually spurred him to be rougher, and with no electricity, what else were you two going to do?).

“But you still have to finish your hot chocolate, Sparky.” You really only ever called him that when you were teasing him.

He was already aware of your game, and reached to his night stand to pick up his drink and chug it down quickly so you wouldn’t have it as an excuse. Kid panted heavily as he finished, face turning as red as his hair, “Oh god, it’s still hot!”

Again, you laughed as he put the now empty mug down and breathed heavily, fanning his mouth with his now burned tongue hanging out. In an attempt to soothe his pain, you leaned in and kissed his cheek, distracting him just enough that he turned to meet your lips and kiss you more passionately. His tongue brushed across yours, and all you could taste was the chocolate drink.

You smiled to him as you broke the kiss while he pushed you back into the bed, “Doesn’t that hurt your poor tongue?”

“Worth it.”

He let out a small growl and kissed your neck as you felt the full length of his member pressed against your thigh as he lay half his body against yours. With no resistance, one of his hands moved up your thigh and into the lower hem of your pajama shorts, finding you did not put on any underwear after changing. You felt his large grin against your neck as he moved his kisses down it, and his fingers slid gently over your folds.

However, you were both rudely interrupted when every light in the house flicked back on, blinded by the sudden brightness as another “mother fucker” slipped from Kid’s mouth through gritted teeth.

You huffed a sigh, looking up at him as every appliance in the house started to beep loudly from the first floor that now had to be reset. He gazed back at you seeing nothing but the puppy eyes your were throwing rather hard at him. Kid was the one who said he’d take care of everything the rest of the night. Again, Kid growled and mumbled as he struggled to pull away from you to get up. The grand length of his girthy erection was on full display, the tip red and slightly dripping as it also seemed to weep for the sudden pause.

“Fine, I’ll go turn everything off!”

“Shouldn’t you put pants on?”

“It’s my damn house! If I’m naked, I’m gonna be naked!”

And with that, you laughed as you watched his beautifully toned ass grumpily and beguilingly go down the stairs to turn off the lights.

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