river

i think i like TV shows this isn't how life is supposed to be

[deathcastlvr2]

intro post 😎

hi, I’m River or EJ (trying out a new name)

I go by any pronouns. im bi.

I love garden sheds!!!

anons: ❗️anon, 😘 anon, 🐦‍⬛ anon, 🍄☁️ anon

uh dni list: terfs, pedos, trumpies, ice supporters, antifeminests transids (especially transrace, and transdisability) more will be added because I have a terrible memory

friendly reminder!!! transid is NOT the same thing as being a therian! I love therians

fuck ice fuck trump fuck their supporters I hate all of you

my favorite music artists:

I like playing video games and shit. like red dead redemption 2, minecraft, a hat in time, and more.

I like reading, mostly fiction books.

I have two tags #ME!! THAT’S ME!!! For face pics, & #white boy I am fumbling for talking about the white boy I am fumbling

backup is @deathcastlvr3

this acc is not for anish kapoor or anyone associated with him’s eyes

favorite people (in progress): @puppy-exe, @sh4rkt33th, @sam-the-man47, @boywithbraces, @ezra-26, @coppperrrcoinnnn, @idkwhattoputbroo, @coldmilkbeforebed, @bananarex1234, @d0ntmindthis465, @atlasbonesadd1ct, @trashiiisawsome, @edwardbrokenhands, @lyssieslifeee (I MISS YOU LYSSIE :((()

insta

MINOR!!! MINOR!!!! I AM A MINOR!!!!

blinkies under cut

[fuck-rodriguez]

deadass if u think oliver's death is funny block me and unfollow me

[fuck-rodriguez]

ngas will call him evil

melanie never said he abused her and even mourned his death

he made one (1) edgy joke which he apologized for

he was constantly pushing the idea that ugly is beautiful, and that you should always believe in urself

[deathcastlvr2]

I forget me and Mav are in the same timezone except it’s in Canada 😔 lucky

[deathcastlvr2]

I fucking hate tomodachi life fuck that game 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[poke-the-veil]

hello 🥹

hi !

[deathcastlvr2]

[wolfythewitch]

Sketched out this hc to show a friend

[dogpuppy]

if you think you can just follow me and start talking to me as if we were friends well you are correct

[poke-the-veil]

depollute me, gentle angel and i'll feel the sickness less and less. come and kiss me, pretty baby, like we'll never have sex 😮‍💨🩷

[navysealt4t]

reblog to violently explode a trans kid’s transphobic teacher

[basietta]

[111dollboy]

chained

[18magnoliastreet]

the marauders sharing a flat and wolfstar being very loud so james cheers and claps when they finish “CONGRATS MOONY FOR LASTING SO LONG WOOOOO!!!”

[favouriteforlonglongtime]

when sirius first found out about his boyfriend being a werewolf he felt so conflicted when he saw moony the morning of the full because his wonderful remus was at his most vulnerable state in so much pain and covered in his own blood but also his super hot (average at best) boyfriend was naked, whimpering and had blood lathered all over him. nobody could blame him !

[mydearestmoonyy]

meet ugly wolfstar who both reach for the same faded band tee in a thrift store at the exact same time. their hands touch they look up and lock eyes. neither lets go.

there is a long tense silence before sirius narrows his eyes. “you listen to them?”

remus scoffs. “obviously.”

“yeah?”

“yeah.”

another pause. then, with all the gravity of a man defending his doctoral thesis: “okay. name five songs. and you can’t use the most popular one.”

remus looks personally offended. “that’s your test?”

“if you’re wearing the shirt, i need to know you’re not a poser.”

“you shop at thrift stores wearing leather pants.”

“answer the question.”

so remus does. immediately. all five songs. release years included. sirius is visibly startled.

“okay, fine,” he says. “name the original bassist.”

“before or after the lineup change in ’78?”

sirius’s eye twitches. they spend the next twenty minutes escalating. favorite deep cuts. best live performances. which album was unfairly overlooked. neither of them actually believes half the things they’re saying anymore. they’re just trying to win.

eventually the cashier walks over and goes, “is anyone actually planning on buying the shirt?”

without breaking eye contact, sirius says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”

remus says, “that depends on whether he can name the producer.”

and that’s how they accidentally spend three hours in a thrift store and leave together without the shirt. because neither of them can remember where they put it

[deathcastlvr2]

homoeroticism

[vita-min-bunniii]

Yes This is So True i sufferinged

[deathcastlvr2]

for a while i was kind of iffy about it/its but then i realized yall can do whatever the fuck you want and I love it 😍