[badwolfoswin]

New Girl, Best of Nick: 4x11 ‘LAXmas’

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my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”

now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”

according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”

so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.

[tsundereslasher]

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[hugh-dancy-archived]

[deatheating-blog]

The Avengers Play Telephone.

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[dirchristophernolan]

Who do you want me to be?

[gracerocky]

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EMILIA CLARKE // photographed by Paolo Roversi for Vogue UK (May 2015)

[ummhello]

[vegan-yums]

Vegan stuffed crust pizza / Recipe

[tyalorswift]

These songs were once about my life. They are now about yours.

[britta-perry]

[thorodinson]

Heath Ledger improvised when he started clapping inside his jail cell in a mocking and sardonic capacity as Gordon is promoted. The clapping was not scripted but Christopher Nolan immediately encouraged the crew to continue filming and the sequence was included in the film.

[deatheating-blog]

my apartment looks so cute today 💎 #disneyland (at Disneyland)

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#lokitty

[lewis-tan]

Kings(wo)men

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[sandandglass]