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"why give me crowley? why make me complete and then take it away?" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. GOD. i cant keep doing this i cant do this anymore oh jesus fucking christ i need to be sedated i need to be put in a coma

samwwise

you’re telling me s1/s2 crowley and aziraphale just never existed. like them falling in love over 6000 years is just not something that is real anymore in the canon universe. WHO thought this would be a good idea

depraveddame

I’m sorry but it’s so painfully fucking heteronormative that we got a shot of WEDDING RINGS but not one hug, not one kiss or drop of physical affection that it made my eyes bleed. Bury your gays, but make sure they lose their memories and their pasts first and most definitely don’t show ANY onscreen romance! And the idea that another kiss would just be akin to another F15 is some fucking bullshit. Unbelievable. We should not have to BEG for queer romance and happiness and I resent being made to feel like I should feel grateful for this travesty of a finale

tumbld-out-of-my-bed

Go3 spoilers

Yeah sure, Anthony and Asa got their happy ending... But my Aziraphale and Crowley did not...

What was all of it for...

samwwise

“you’re just mad that they didn’t kiss again” yeah you know what i fucking i am. what do you mean they shared the worst first kiss in history fuelled by grief and despair and then vanished from existence without ever knowing what it’s like to kiss someone out of love and joy

fellshish

sorry but s2 aziraphale did not hold trembling fingers to his lips thinking do it again because he wanted to boop crowley on the lips with his fingies

starmaker-astral

Good Omens HQ : "Hey what if we put EVERY nightmares of the fandom in that finale ?"

samwwise

you know what. maybe it’s for the best it was just a 90 minute movie. getting that ending after sitting through six episodes? i would have walked into the ocean

plantlordv

Aziraphale and Crowley did NOT get a happy ending. Let that sink in.

After everything they'd gone through together, all their history, their love spanning 6000 years, they literally vanished into dust.

Their "human versions" are not them. They met each other in their 50s? 60s? and will get like 30 or so years together.

No sticking together for centuries despite being from opposite factions in an eternal conflict, no developing their rivalry, friendship, and eventually love throughout the ages, no having each other's back despite the dangers of doing so, no bickering, no rescuing each other, no "you go too fast for me, Crowley", no 'our' Bentley, no "angel" as a pet name, NO THEM. At all.

This is my worst nightmare I'm going the fuck back to sleep.