brain melting

- eli • she/any • 27 • dumb bitch kin -

[buggydyke]

name: eli

age: 27

pronouns: she/any idc

gender: married dyke (wife guy)

zodiac: virgo ☼, libra ☾, cancer ↑

2026 reading challenge: 36 / 50

current hyperfixations: phm, dnp, aftg, pjo/hoo/toa, and iasip

prev hyperfixations: tlt, hr, st, arcane, capri, trc/tdt, hs, vld, ofmd, wwdits, haikyuu, tw, su, it, spn, dw, yoi, rvb, rtah, and more

current hobbies: reading and hkdv

prev hobbies: stardew valley, hkia, painting, bujo, crochet, sewing, knitting, embroidery, metal stamping, printmaking, graphic design, jewelry making, ukulele, piano, roller derby/skating, ice skating, and more

currently reading: project hail mary

currently watching: project hail mary

current primary obsessions: ryland 'sopping wet cat of a man' grace x rocky 'guy left alone in space for 46 years and is sooo normal about it' lastname, cunty neil josten, and wet cat lester pappasitos

[thatdassie-evil]

divorce selfie

[dogfennel]

sleep sleep sleep

[cookieekun]

[starglowy]

[chromaticrainarts]

Pulse points

[starglowy]

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[sexchangedotcom]

thank you for tuning in to faggot fm i’m your dj sexchange.com we've got some hits lined up for you tonight. semen and girlfunkel, joan bi-ez, gay bob dylan and kicking us off as always are the normal beatles

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[likelightinglass]

"Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I'd probably let him. The guy is amazing at this stuff."

--Dr. Ryland Grace, a regular guy who has regular thoughts

[deathflare]

they're yappin

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: i hate harrow because she doesn’t treat me like a human being

gideon when harrow tries to treat her like a human being: woah woah woah, stop this! you’re going to make the readers think we’re gay for each other. do you have brain damage.

[only-alter-idem]

gideon: camilla understands me because her necromancer is overbearing too

camilla: i owe palamedes five bucks, these bitches ARE in love

[habken]

grace: hey guys check out my sick cartwheel

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[kobrafangs]

nap time