TheZombiePanda

[nothingtosee970]

[gh0stwiththem0sttt-deactivated2]

My respect level for T-Pain is out the roof right now.

[psychoparallax]

UR STILL FUGLY

[nge-deactivated20220127]

[corvvus]

hewwo! i will be youw suwgeon today! intewnal bweeding you say? let’s make ouw fiwst wittle incision 

[noctuus]

Dowcto , wewre loswing him!!! (´・ω・｀)

[chinon]

quick! hand me the defibwiwatow!!

[neo-soulless]

Please. turn off my fucking life support

[insert1funnyurlhere]

You mean youw fuwking life suppowt? (☞ᵔѠᵔ)☞

[neo-soulless]

[pondnaravit]

[thebeaniestmeever]

MOOD

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[discoursette]

Honestly being “demisexual” is fine if you want to ID with that label, but you’ve gotta recognize that it’s also something that MOST people experience, the vast majority of people don’t have a desire for sex with strangers, most people don’t have sexual feelings until a bond is formed, and only wanting sex with people you know well DOESN’T make you LGBT. It makes very little sense to put a label on it that sounds “queer” and alternative and then hype up this way of experiencing attraction as if people are systematically oppressed for not having sex with strangers.

A straight cis woman who only wants to have sex with men she has emotional connections with is just your average straight cis woman and benefits entirely from straight privilege and is not LGBT or queer in any way so jot that down

[krabby-kronicle]

[sappy-little-trees]

When you reach That Point after hours of socializing

[betterthankanyebitch]

[princesconsuela]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

[pasha-hasid]

[unclefather]

my purse. it’s prada

[sleepnoi7es]

One of Ivanka Trumps neighbors pulled out her fur and poured some wine to watch the protesters in front of Ivankas house.

[surprisebitch]

a true ally

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[vodkanburgers]

Part 1 |  Part 2 | Part 3

warning for loud vines 

[fuckinglovebrit]

the real president of united states