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[conversecreeps]

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my ACTUAL english final that I got a 97 on.

[tofusforatla]

The way that’s an insta follow. Too iconic. Too powerful. Too gorgeous. The glamour is transcendent. ✨✨✨

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[andremichaux]

Every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st. Why? Because I didn't think March 31st existed. Thirty days has September, April, March and November... June and November. Today is March 31st. I know.

PARKS AND RECREATION | 2.21

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

[glass-expanse]

We shouldn't recrucify Christ but nobody said anything about restabbing Caesar

[mothnem]

If he didn't want restabbed he shouldn't have been so stabable.

[500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat]

oh yes it's that time of year again

[flightlesssbirbss]

the u.s. women’s hockey team should get to throw rocks at the u.s. men’s hockey team and also beat them with hammers and baseball bats i am so serious rn

[crackinwise]

Shoutout to Nazgul, the 2yo Czechoslovakian wolfdog who ran onto the cross-country skiing course and across the finish line to the crowd's cheers.

No worries: He's a local pet, he's friendly, he didn't interfere with any athletes' results, and he was returned to his owners. Videos at the link. [X]

Nazgul, YOU are an Olympian!

[sophsun1]

Derry Girls – 3.02: The Affair

[television]

“Liar.”

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER (1997-2003) - 2.07 • “Lie to Me”

[syn4k]

i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

[syn4k]

(from a video featuring someone's father/grandfather)

[dragon-in-a-fez]

is anyone else reading "pack it up boys we've made a social blunder" in the voice of the lead penguin guy from Madagascar

[aroaceofthesea]

“Of course we’re in love, that’s why i tried to shoot you” “if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed” is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right

[piedude]

The way these lines are delivered in Russian the first time

[greaseonmymouth]

This is what RED (2010) is referencing btw

[deermouth]

anyone else ever think about how it's been march 2020 for over five and a half years

[anxietyproblem]

[depsidase]

[nick-nellson]

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[sophsun1]

Derry Girls – 1.05

[homicidal-psycho-jungle-cat]