Gender and Time are Fake

Genderfluid: Ryan They/Him 27 years old

[moniquill]

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

here’s to all the things you survived quietly and privately this year

[pukicho]

why do you like horses so much recently

who is doing this to you

They're huge and funny

[small-unfunny-horse]

Go fuck yourself.

[pukicho]

???

[bauliya]

the idea that being closeted is being a liar is a heterosexual propaganda that hates queer people protecting themselves. you don't have to come out if you're not safe.

[bisforbutch]

You also don't have to come out if you are.

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week

[lesser-flamingo]

me the first time i saw this: oh sure that's fun ig

me seeing it again now: fuuuuuuuuck yes the axolotl is back

[club-cryptid-by-sarah]

It’s been a while! Merry Christmas everyone!

[thebibliosphere]

I’m at the point where my meds don’t fit confortably in my pill organizer, and I’m this close to buying a bunch of plastic capsules and a gumball machine and calling it a day.

[knitmeapony]

Gotta get one of those three in ones

[thebibliosphere]

... I should have known better than to post this to tumblr. Y’all just pilot my lack of impulse control like a mech at this point.

[c3rvida3]

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

[ruinedhands]

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

[valentineish]

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

[girlcoil]

just realized im strange and very intense 👍

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[violet-morrison]

My dyslexic self misread that and thought you were firing everyone with ADHD. I guess I would be the goon who misses out on the perfect employment opportunity in this scenario.

[vexwerewolf]

Which is a damn shame because that's gotta be the most on-brand personal statement I've ever seen in this line of work

[marlinspirkhall]

Skim read this post and prepared to reblog it, boss, just like you said

[divorce-enjoyer]

put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

[barkingandrotting]

hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

[stavarosthearcane]

All at once?

Or like is the character getting shot in a parking lot on five separate occasions? And is it the same parking lot each time?

[miamaimania]

“Untitled” (2014) by Nguyễn Hoàng Nam ☀ Child in purple áo dài claims her persimmon kingdom

[spring-or-summer]

[image id: a photo of a smiling child standing in a persimmon tree. /end id]

[preludeinz]

the fact that this is modern but looks like it could be a colourized photo from any place and time occupied by both little girls and persimmon trees is delighting my heart

[stardresslucy]

While Bow’s dads aren’t major characters, I like how the story uses them to show how even well intentioned and generally good parents can seriously mess up, without being too harsh on them.

[mikoriin]

"Take care of each other."

[mariacallous]

[mushroomwriter]

one moment of silence for Jiang Cheng

[gingersnapwolves]

bursting down the door like the Kool-Aid man:

[untamedheritageposts]

Untamed Heritage Post