Let's try this again! (asks open)

The blog for the rewritten AU 'Decades Later', made by @wildshadowtamer. Asks are open!

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Introduction

Welcome to the Rewrite of the Phineas and Ferb AU ‘Decades Later’!

My original DL blog is @decadeslaterpnfblog, which will no longer be used as of the 13th of June 2021.

Now, as for my reasoning behing making a new DL blog: 

I looked back at my original DL blog and realised how....questionable it was. Strange pairings, old headcanons, and just a generally silly timeline. (I mean really, Jeremy and Phineas? Phineas and Ferb fighting? What was 2020 me thinking?)

so, i’ve rewritten it! there’s still some gaps here and there, but i’m happy with what i have now!

The Carrd for DL is Here!

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So, this one's to Perry, Candace, and Phineas, how did you announce you were having kids to your family?

"Well," Perry began "Since it was twins, it was a bigger reveal than the others, so when we were doing the gender reveal- indoors and with balloons- instead of blue or pink it was a big 2-shaped balloon. everyone freaked out, of course, but we had no idea of their actual sexes until they were born, we wanted to keep it a surprise for ourselves." He explained

"how i told Heinz, though, was through one of those cutout buntings in the shape of a baby, i showed him the first and he was thrilled, but he almost fainted when i opened it to show two of them. He said he would've spun me around, but he didn't want to hurt the babies."

Candace looked out into the yard at Fred and Xavier, who were modifying their backyard tree into a robot "We announced Amanda's over a family dinner, but kept Fred's a secret until he was born." she explained "the joke was on us, though, cuz we had no idea we were having twins until i was having Xavier. Phineas almost screamed when he saw them"

Phineas paused in his invention wiring and looked up "Oh, we did at a family dinner too, but in a different way than Candace." he chuckled "We convinced everyone to take a group picture, which we do every year so nobody suspected anything, and i was the one to do the '1 2 3 say cheese' thing, except i said '1 2 3 isa's pregnant'! and managed to get a picture of their faces. Everything got pretty chaotic afterwards, we were only 15 after all, so our parents were pretty conflicted, but they fell in love with Ryen when he arrived."

He smiled "Candace and Ferb weren't too impressed with me, of course, but they got over it pretty quickly to be excited for us instead. Ferb literally showed up in his waistcoat-formal OWCA uniform at Ryen's birth to "make a good first impression"" he laughed "I didn't get to one up him, though, i was in hospital when Noah was born, and they were states away from Danville."

"Marti's birth, though, i showed up in a full suit with a cape to make up for not being overly dramatic at Noah's birth, Ferb loved it. His girlfriend was...well, asleep, actually"

"Thanks for the ask!"

[charmymemes]

𝐎𝐂 𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐉𝐈 𝐀𝐒𝐊𝐒!

feel free to tweak questions + all emojis r listed in text form bc i can't see some of them aAAaaAA! sorry if any of these questions are too similar i tried to avoid that but .. there's a lot lol! categorized by emoji type.

i wanted to make one because i could not find one on tumblr already that had a ton of questions. this was created by combining ones under the #oc ask game tag + my own contributions. hi charmymemes nation i'm back.

people

👁️ EYE - what colour are their eyes? do people notice their eyes? is there anything special about them (shows emotion easily, literally magical...)?

🤥 LYING - are they good liars? do they have tells to show they're lying?

👻 GHOST - do they believe in ghosts? what are their "ghostly experiences", if any?

💥 COLLISON - what emotions do they have trouble dealing with?

😭 CRYING - what makes them cry? do they cry easily?

👊 PUNCH - are they quick to violence?

💢 ANGER - what are some habits they have that will take some getting used to?

👪 FAMILY - what is their family like? what is your ocs relationship to them? does your oc have any siblings?

😨 FEARFUL - when scared, do they go into "flight" or "fight"?

💤 SLEEPING - do they fall asleep easily? what helps them sleep?

food & drinks

🥞 PANCAKE - what is their comfort breakfast?

🎂 BIRTHDAY CAKE - when is their birthday? do they like celebrating it?

🍩 DONUT - favourite sweet treat?

🍟 FRIES - do they order food often? or they prefer to cook their own food?

☕️ HOT BEVERAGE - do they prefer hot or cold drinks? what is their favourite drink?

🍓 STRAWBERRY - do they eat their fruit & veg? what is their favourite fruit or vegetable?

🍰 CAKE SLICE - favourite cake flavour? are they specific about types of cakes?

🍧 SHAVED ICE - do they still have any objects from their childhood? what significance does it have to them? what would their reaction be if they lost it?

plants & nature

💐 BOUQUET - create a bouqet for them! what do those flowers mean? are any of the flowers their particular favourite?

🌙 MOON - what is your oc's greatest wish? how far are they willing to go for it?

🌋 VOLCANO - how bad is their temper? is it a slow boil, or a instant explosion?

🌺 HIBISCUS - do they have any allergies?

🍁 MAPLE LEAF - what is their favourite season? why?

🍃 FALLING LEAF - do they enjoy being in nature? what is their favourite outdoor activity?

☀️ SUN - are they a morning person? what is the first thing they do in the morning?

🕷️ SPIDER - what is their biggest fear? do they have any irrational / mundane fears?

🌹 ROSE - do they like valentines day? have they been confessed to before? have they confessed to anyone before?

🙈 SEE-NO-EVIL - whats a side of your oc that they don't want to show other people?

🙊 SPEAK-NO-EVIL - what is something your oc will refuse to stay quiet about?

🙉 HEAR-NO-EVIL - what is the worse thing your oc could hear from someone?

🌱 SEEDLING - what is their most vivid memory from childhood?

🍀 CLOVER - do they believe in luck? are they lucky?

🌏 EARTH - will they give up the world for someone they love? is this decision easy for them?

🌌 MILKY WAY - what was the inspiration behind your oc? what was the first thing you decided about them?

activity

⚾ BASEBALL - can they play sports? what is their best position if they play a team sport? what's their strong suit (speed, power etc.)?

🏊 SWIMMING - can they swim? or are they afraid of water? how well do they swim? how do they feel about swimming in the ocean?

objects

📣 MEGAPHONE - how loud are they? what do they speak like? got a voice claim?

📖 OPEN BOOK - do they like reading? what's their favourite genre?

🪤 MOUSE TRAP - what will always lure them into certain danger? a loved one in danger? a promise of something they are always searching for?

📸 CAMERA - do they enjoy having their picture taken? what's their go-to pose? do they like taking photos? what do they take photos of?

🎭 MASKS - do they act differently around certain people? what's different between the way they act around friends, family, strangers, etc.?

✂️ SCISSORS - what is the "last straw" for them to cut someone out of their life? how easily do they let go of people?

💡 LIGHTBULB - is your oc a planner? do they write down every small detail or just wing it?

💎 DIAMOND - how rich are they? can they live the lifestyle they want to?

🎁 PRESENT - what types of presents would they be most happy to receive? are they good at gift giving?

🍼 BABY BOTTLE - what are their thoughts on children?

🔪 KNIFE - how do they react to injury / misfortune befalling their loved ones (significant other, family, friends)? do they put themselves at blame?

👑 CROWN - what does your oc want to be remembered as? why?

✏️ PENCIL - is there a particular quote / lyric that you associate with them?

🎵 MUSIC NOTE - what is their playlist like? their favourite artists? do you associate a particular song with them?

🎤 MICROPHONE - are they good at singing? what is their go-to karaoke song?

🎷 SAXOPHONE - do they play any instruments? are they any good at it?

📚 BOOKS - how were they at school? what is their best subject? what is their worst subject? do they have a favourite subject?

👖 JEANS - what is their go-to outfit?

🎨 PALETTE - can they draw? what do they like to draw?

🎡 FERRIS WHEEL - are they someone who wants to kiss at the top of the ferris wheel?

⏳ HOURGLASS - are they usually late or on-time?

🔫 PISTOL - do they trust people easily? how easily will they turn their back to someone? have they been backstabbed before? will they betray someone if given an ultimatum?

🎀 RIBBON - how would they fit into other worlds / aus? what aus would you like to try out? what fictional world would they fit / not fit into?

📎 PAPERCLIP - a random fact.

📦 PACKAGE - what are some "most likely to..." that can apply to them?

🖍️ CRAYON - what advice would you give to them?

⚙️ GEAR - what are your ocs thoughts on science & art? which do they give more importance to? how much value do they place on each?

🔧 WRENCH - are they good at fixing relationships? or do they tend to avoid doing so?

❇️ SPARKLE - what is their most prized possession? what do they value?

📏 RULER - is your oc well educated? where did they get their learning from?

transport

🚆 TRAIN - what is their answer to the trolley problem?

🚲 BICYCLE - can they ride a bike? what do they remember from learning to ride a bicycle?

weather

🌩️ LIGHTNING - are they scared of lightning?

💧 DROPLET - random angst headcanon

❄️ SNOWFLAKE - do people consider them cold? if so, what made them this way?

🌪️ TORNADO - what is the biggest change you've ever made to them? how have they changed from their original version?

🌈 RAINBOW - what advice would they give to their younger self?

🔥 FIRE - do they have any self destructive tendencies? what habits do they have that hinder them from becoming their best self?

☁️ CLOUD - a soft headcanon

🌟 GLOWING STAR - what do they think about when they look at the night sky? is there someone they want to star gaze with?

🌠 SHOOTING STAR - if they could make any wish with no repercussions, what wish would they make?

☄️ COMET - what do people assume about them? are they right?

hearts

💓 BEATING HEART - what gets their heart racing?

💘 HEART W/ ARROW - what traits do they look for in a relationship? do they believe in love at first sight?

💗 GROWING HEART - if they have a crush, is it noticable? what changes when they're in love?

❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?

💙 BLUE HEART - do they miss their s/o easily? how do they act when their s/o isn't around?

💚 GREEN HEART - what things make your oc feel comforted? hugs, kisses, food?

💖 SPARKLING HEART - are they a subtle or a showy lover?

💌 LOVE LETTER - do they like love letters? what kind of messages do they leave for their partner?

💔 BROKEN HEART - what could their partner do that would absolutely break their heart?

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Wait, phineas, you almost died??

Phineas sighs and nods “Yeah, i know i’m repeating myself, but i was 19 when it happened. According to the doctors, the vines of my arm had dug into me and wrapped around my lungs, and would’ve gotten to my heart if they hadn’t of removed it entirely.”

Isabella came up behind him “It was terrifying, especially since we already had a 3 year old and a 1 year old at that point. I was in the park with them when i got the call from Candace that Phineas had suddenly collapsed, they had no idea what was going on.”

“I was in the dormitory on campus with my girlfriend at the time, Noah was only a month or two old, but we raced down as soon as we could.” Ferb added “I was so scared, i really thought i was going to lose my brother”

“Me, Jeremy, and Stacy helped Mom and Dad take care of all the kids once everyone was there,” Candace continued “My kids were old enough to remember it, but they handled it so well. I remember having just handed them off to Jeremy when i went to visit him and saw Ferb breaking down at his bedside. It was really hard.”

“It got to a point where Phineas had to be put on oxygen, as the doctors were struggling to find a safe way to get the vines off of his lungs without piercing them with the thorns.” Baljeet explained “Me and Buford were in france at the time, we got a same-day flight home as soon as we heard.”

“I had never seen Ferb cry before that. We knew it was bad, but once Ferb was actually cryin’, that’s when i started to freak. I think me n’ candace considered those two to be invincible, so seeing them like...well, that really scared us.” Buford went on

Phineas smiled “But i’m okay now! they removed the arm and i recovered well, it was honestly really touching to know how much everyone cared. Thankfully, i don’t remember it, just the moments before i collapsed and when i woke up after i stabilized. The recovery was smooth physically, but mentally i took a hit. Turns out, almost dying gives you lasting trauma, who knew?”

“anyway, 12 years later, and i’m doing great now. thanks for the concern and the ask!”

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hey, Candace, did you end up having those kids you planned to have? If so, how are they?

“Oh, i did!” Candace smiled, putting down the dish she was cleaning to gesture to the three teenagers outside “Well, i got one more than intended, actually. We didn’t know Xavier had a twin until Jeremy went into labour. At the time it wasnt such a brilliant surprise, but now we adore them.”

Jeremy adds on in the background “I’m never doing that again, love, no offense”

Candace chuckled “Don’t worry, i’m fine with three, dear”

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hiii! this one's for phineas and ferb! i know their not important, but care to speak about your respective bio parent? no pressure!

Ferb smiled wistfully “Well, my mother was a wonderful lady, and a brilliant agent.” he sighed, switching to sign “(But, a villain’s goon broke in when i was a month old and killed her. Perry saved me from getting killed too, but i still got a scar on my shoulder for the trouble.)” “(If i’m honest, i don’t remember her at all. But, between what i’ve heard from dad, uncle perry, and the agents who worked with her, i’m pretty confident when i say i’m proud to be her son.)”

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Phineas, in the other room, set down his blueprint “Well, he died a few years back, but he was a villain.” he began “apparently, he divorced mom when i was a baby for reasons i never asked about, and just...never bothered to visit, or anything. Mom gave me the oppurtunity to meet him when i was 18, and turns out me n’ candace have a half brother, his name’s Damian, he’s like a few months older than her, plus he has kids now too, so i’m twice an uncle!” he smiled “Damian’s cool, but dad was...he wasn’t great, but he wasn’t entirely awful, so i’d give him like, a 5/10?” 

He sighed “Although, thanks to dad mutating his arm into a plant vine in ‘evil college’, it passed down to both his sons, so Damian has a vine arm and i had one. Not in the ‘07 period, but it started changing when i was about 12. I didn’t get it removed until i was 19, though, cuz i thought it was harmless...” “One near-death stay at the hospital taught me otherwise. My arm’s a prosthetic now, Heinz helped me make it,”

He fidgeted with his plans “Now, uh, Arlan has it, and we think Tavey might develop it later on too? Which is, uh, stressful at times, and we’re keeping a close eye on them both, but so far it’s not life threatening or anything”

“Uh, what was the original topic?” he re-read the ask “Oh, right, my dad. uh, 5/10 dad, 10/10 half-bro, 3/10 plant arm, points for coolness” he chuckled “thanks for asking, and for letting me ramble”

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Soooo, any of you expecting or planning for any more kids?

Isabella rubs the back of her neck “well, 5 was our limit, buut...” she glances at a sheepish Phineas, who stepped up “Nature seemed to disagree, so there’s a 6th on the way,” Phineas explained, fidgeting with his hands “Atleast we’ll be even with Ferb now!” Isabella giggled and kissed Phineas’ cheek “Way to be optimistic, love.” she turned to the anon “6 is definitely our limit, i’m only a month along, though, so we’ve yet to pick names. I have a few in mind, though.”

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Ferb shook his head “No, 6 is definitely enough for me, thanks.”

--

Vanessa sat down on the couch “I’m 4 months along, but it’s Carl’s this time. the last three were Monty’s. Honestly, it’s all thanks to dad’s ignoring the laws of biology, because both of them are trans and i’m cis, so it’s almost entirely thanks to dad that i’m the one that’s carried them, of my own accord of course.” She picked up a book- written by herself- and started reading “We’re going for another M name, though, carl likes the alliteration. I’m hoping it’s a girl this time, there are more than enough boys in this family.” 

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Heinz chuckled nervously “No, 4′s good, i think we’re too old to be raising a newborn now anyway.” Perry appeared from behind him, signing “(Furbabies, however-)”

--

Candace smiled “Nah, i have my perfect family, 3′s enough for me.”

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Peter and Mystery shared a glance “Well,” Mystery began “We don’t want anymore kids, but we have seen another version of us with...well, a lot more of them. I think the author got a bit carried away with us at first, but i’m glad we have the ones we do.”

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Pinky paced the floor of his lair “Well, maybe another one? having two sounds uh, nice, but I-i’m not sure, i haven’t made up my mind, so i guess its a tbd for now.” 

“Thanks for asking, though!”

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label hoarders like me? :o phin, izzy, what're your labels and pronouns? or just the theme, if theres too many to list XD

“Oh boy,” Phineas began “where to start? my genders are a lot of summer, animals, and cores! I cant name them all from the top of my head, but summergender is probably the most expected of them” hug chuckled 

“as for pronouns...hm,” hug hummed thoughtfully “theres no real theme to them, their just whatever i feel comfortable with! like, hug/hugs or straw/berry, i also use emojiself pronouns, but you cant technically say those outloud.” hug explained, then looked across the yard to Isabella.

“Hey, Isabella!” hug called, and isabella turned to look at hug “our friend wants to know our labels and pronouns!” 

Isabella sat infront of the tulips he was planting “Oh, sure!” he turned “my genders are cute, pink, love-related, and some relating to my ‘kins!” he ran a hand through the buzzed side of his hair “my pronouns arent actually too related to that, their just a small collection of ones i like. Although lo/love and my bow emoji pronouns relate to them, i suppose!”

He turned back to his tulips, “Thanks for the ask, friend!”

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do any of you use neopronouns or xenogenders?

Phineas perks up, putting down his book, “A lot of us do!” he chimed, leaning back against the giant oak in his backyard, “i’m a pronoun and gender hoarder, so i have a bunch of both, but i just use pangender and all pronouns as umbrella terms, i’m fine with anything!” she started “although sometimes i prefer one pronoun set over the others, and i’ll put that on a pin, and sometimes change my presentation to fit it better!”

“a lot of us ‘originals’ are catgenders, and ferb’s like, musicagender and some other interesting ones, a lot of us overlap!” xe continued, waving their hands around expressively “Isabella’s a pronoun and gender hoarder like me! but she uses genderfluid + bigender and they/them as umbrella terms until she can specify! today’s a she day for her!” pup smiled excitedly, “her genders are super cool too!”

“actually, i think all of us are super cool! mr peter’s partner, Miggs, is pronounfluid, and i think Carl and Monty have their own ones too! I’d go on forever if i asked them and got the full list together, but those are the main ones i know about!” stim finished, stretching out and picking glows book back up. “If you want their specifics, i doubt they’d mind telling you!”

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Meet The Kids Pt.2

This one will be for background kids, the ortega-orso children, and others (the less fleshed-out ones haha. Orville is Rodney’s son from canon, and Daniel is a fankid of Kevin Destructicon’s.)

Paris Orso - 39, OWCA Agent. Peter’s pre-skip son, Lives by himself. Tries to visit when he can, but primarily does overseas missions. He/him, acts like a cool uncle, Senior Agent.

Melany Ortega-Orso - 22, OWCA Agent. Child of Peter and Miggs, lives with girlfriend (Angel), kinda butch, Junior Agent. she/her.

Elizabeth Ortega-Orso - 20, OWCA Inator Engineer. Child of Peter and Miggs, lives alone, originally wanted to be a villain.

Oliver Ortega-Orso - 18, Figure Skater. Child of Peter and Miggs, lives with hockey player boyfriend (N.P), has a cat and 2 birds, Olivia’s twin. he/they. 

Olivia Ortega-Orso - 18, in college for Astrology. Child of Peter and Miggs, lives alone with her snake, Oliver’s twin. she/her

Ace Ortega-Orso - 11, Aspiring Magician. Child of Peter and Miggs, always wears gloves, has ice magic, Aurora’s twin. he/him.

Aurora Ortega-Orso - 11, Aspiring Doctor. Child of Peter and Miggs, always wears gloves, has ice magic, Ace’s twin. she/her

Carlos Ortega-Orso - 8, Aspiring Punk. Child of Peter and Miggs, loves dogs, Rose’s twin, he/him.

Rose Ortega-Orso - 8, Aspiring Ballet Dancer. Youngest child of Peter and Miggs, loves flowers, extremely fem, Carlos’ twin. she/her

Cason Doofenshmirtz - 12, Aspiring Zookeeper. Eldest child of Norm, adopted.

Holly Doofenshmirtz - 8, Aspiring Artist. Youngest child of Norm, built by Perry and Heinz.

Lyla Von Roddenstein - 9, Studying French/French Culture. Eldest child of Orville and Daniel. (Rodney’s granddaughter) she/her

Lilly Destruction - 9, Aspiring Cosplayer. Youngest child of Orville and Daniel, loves peter pan. (Kevin Destructicon’s granddaughter) she/her

Hope Von Roddenstein - 10, Aspiring Athlete (Dodgeball), best in her class at PE, eldest child of Chloe.

Cassidy Von Roddenstein - 10, Aspiring Cheerleader, plans to cheer for her sister, middle child of Chloe.

Zoe Von Roddenstein - 10, Aspiring Musician, loves to play accoustic guitar, youngest child of Chloe.

Amo Dakota - 15, Time Traveller. Loves to make mischief and be a troublemaker, youngest child of Dakota and Cavendish.

Baron Cavendish - 17, Aspiring Historian. Goody-two-shoes, eldest child of Dakota and Cavendish.

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Meet The Kids Pt.1

(note: i have a thing where i make an unnecessary amount of ship kids for everything ever, so. be warned)

Ryen Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn - 15, OWCA Trainee and Bass Player. The chill but reckless eldest child of Phineas and Isabella, mentored by Perry. He/they.

Arlan Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn - 13, Aspiring Inventor. The nervous, quiet yet very expressive second eldest child of Phineas and Isabella. His left arm is vine-like with thorns. He/him.

Carey Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn - 11, Fireside Girl. The confident, brave eldest girl of Phineas and Isabella. She is studying french and spanish. She/her.

Kera Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn - 8, Fireside Girl. The exciteable sweetheart and youngest girl of Phineas and Isabella. She has a kitten named Gwen. She/her.

Tavey Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn - 5, the huggy, exciteable youngest child of Phineas and Isabella. has some allergies and asthma. he/him.

Dante Tjinder-Fletcher - 15, Musician/Electric Guitarist, Lead Singer of his band. The Rebellious, punk-rock eldest of Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford.

Sebastian Tjinder-Fletcher - 14, Drummer of Dante’s band. The mood swingy, punk-rock second eldest child of Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford. Goes between chill and hot-headed very easily, but never means what he says while mad. He/him

Noah Tjinder-Fletcher - 12, Aspiring Writer. the laidback, sociable, but socially awkward child of Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford. Wears exclusively tanktops, likes to rap. he/him.

Marti Tjinder-Fletcher - 11, Aspiring Fashion Designer. the chatty, sweet, but stubborn child (and eldest daughter some days) of Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford.  Pronouns change depending on day, along with name. (Other names are Martin and Martini)

Hailey Tjinder-Fletcher - 10, Aspiring Athlete. The stubborn, overly excited daughter of Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford. Has a training routine with Buford, lives at her mother’s for school years, lives with buford over the summer and winter. She/her.

Karima Tjinder-Fletcher - 9, Aspiring Writer. The shy, anxious, nerdy daughter of Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford. Wears glasses, lives with her mother until summers and winters. she/they.

Keyser Tjinder-Fletcher - 8, Aspiring Inventor. The semiverbal, easily overwhelmed youngest of Ferb, Baljeet, and Buford. Carries a teddy bear around with him 24/7, uses it to express sometimes. he/they/it.

Amanda Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 18, Soon-to-be Law Student. The highstrung, loud eldest child of Stacy, Jeremy, and Candace. Wants to follow in her mother’s footsteps and be a lawyer, frequently annoyed by her brothers antics. she/her.

Fredrick Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 17, Aspiring Inventor, Musician, and Adventurer. Non-identical Twin brother of Xavier, very close with his uncles and wants to be just like them. Rambunctious, wild middle child of Stacy, Jeremy, and Candace. he/him

Xavier Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 17, Aspiring Inventor, Musician, and Adventurer. Non-identical Twin brother of Xavier, very close with his uncles and wants to be just like them. Rambunctious, Clumsy, Not-Very-Bright youngest child of Stacy, Jeremy, and Candace. Very much like his brother, sometimes feels overshadowed by him. he/him

Saffire Doofenshmirtz-Fletcher - 16, OWCA Trainee. Identical twin to Kendrik, the confident and badass child of Perry and Heinz. Drinks an unhealthy amount of oolong tea, mentored by Perry. (she/her)

Kendrik Doofenshmirtz-Fletcher - 16, Aspiring Engineer and current Villain Intern. Identical twin to Saffire, loves musical numbers and dancing. The chill but eccentric youngest child of Perry and Heinz. (he/him)

Mason Monogram - 5, the loud, energetic, loud heavy sleeper eldest child of Carl, Vanessa, and Monty. Has difficulty controlling volume. (he/him)

Mylo Monogram - 3, the smart, playful bookworm middle child of Carl, Vanessa, and Monty. Quite shy and mute, but loves to play, especially with his brothers. (he/him)

Miles Monogram - 1, the youngest child of Carl, Vanessa, and Monty. Has multiple allergies (ranging from low severity to high), and multiple health issues. Prefers his mom over his dads.

Patton Garcia-Shapiro - 14, Aspiring Artist, the anxious trainwreck only child of Pinky (’and ___’ TBD), normally carries a sketchbook everywhere.

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(”asks open” i put, not realising the asks are not in fact open and then forgetting about this blog for months lmao)

(asks are actually open now)

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Meet The Originals

Phineas Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn - 31, Renown Inventor and OWCA Engineer, father of 5. Queerplatonically married.

Ferb Tjinder-Fletcher - 32, Renown Inventor and OWCA Agent, father of 6. Married.

Candace Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 37, Lawyer and Professional Buster, mother of 3. Married.

Baljeet Tjinder - 32, Professor at Danville College, father of 6. Married.

Buford Van Stomm - 33 Gym Owner of 'Wedgies 2.0′, father of 6. Married. (Job may change)

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro - 31, Fashion Designer and Fireside Girls leader, mother of 5. Queerplatonically Married.

Perrin Bartholomew Periwinkle Doofenshmirtz-Fletcher - 54, OWCA’s best agent and Highschool Teacher at Danville High, father of 4. (counting vanessa and norm), Open Married.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz-Fletcher - 69, (nice) Highschool Teacher at Danville High, father of 4 (counting Vanessa and Norm), Open Married.

Vanessa Doofenshmirtz - 38, Horror Writer and OWCA Agent, mother of 4. Married.

Jeremy Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 37, Singer and Guitarist, father of 3. Married.

Stacy Johnson-Hirano-Flynn - 37, Agent, uses Politician as cover job, mother of 3. Married.

Peter Ortega-Orso - 55, Second Best OWCA Agent, Highschool Teacher at Seattle High. Father of atleast 4. Married.

Miggs Ortega-Orso - 52, Inator Scientist for OWCA and Highschool Teacher at Seattle High. Father of atleast 4. Married.

Monty Monogram - 39, On-Field OWCA Major, Father of 4. Married.

Carl Monogram - 39, Commander of OWCA. Father of 4. Married.

Pinky Garcia-Shapiro - 38, Full-Time OWCA Agent. Father of 1. Single.

Lyla Lolliberry - 41, OWCA Agent, mother of 2. Married.