Come in, and know me better, man!

alexander / he / 24 / white / bloke who does fuck all

[foreveriallyzombified]

If U think i’m annoying

Block me

If U think i’m handsome

Suck me

If U think i’m restless

Walk me

If U think i’m hairy

Pluck me

[calebwittebane]

person typing into google search bar: obfuscate meaning

google ai overview: Understood! From now on, all meaning will be hidden from you, and you'll be forced to wade through the dreary vastness. Whether it's things you've always held dear, or new ideas you've yet to discover, nothing will make sense or appear to have any real value. This could be the beginning of a fascinating journey!

[theweight]

rosencrantz is dead guildenstern is dead and me i feel also not so good

[angelicguy]

peasant forum

Humble_Pottage: pigs r up early today Lol

Serf-No-Turf: They're up early every day man. Shut up or I'll get a mod on your ass faster than you can put your little brown shoes on.

[funstealer]

tattoo work by needleshark

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[yuesbe]

[niceinchnails]

Smoking the pack that gave me 7 Uncle Ian Ideas

[sandsvendor100]

I Have My Own Way Of Doing Things That Youre Going To Respect

Im Clean

Im Natural

Computers Respond Nicely To My Input

I Am A Reasonable Sort

Many People Say I Look Like Young Elvis

Many People Say I Look Like The Beatles

Even Simple Men Can Understand My Statutes

I Defeated 1000 Enemies And I Dismayed 1000 Liars

I’m In The Nude—Which Is O.K.

[pjackk]

Truth: All work is sexual

Truth: All crumbled towers rebuild themself eventually

Truth: The war of ideas rages on

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[junestrings]

through pottery we domesticated rocks

[triplesuns]

Thank god I saved this from gayporntattoos before it got deleted

[little-bender-things-blog]

[sobcat]

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

[cryptotheism]

Yo mama so nutritious birds select her berries