solo blog for @deceit-and-knowledge 's shadow milk
Blog owned by @jesterlovescookies <- please be noted owner is an adult
pure vanilla blog @truth-and-compassion
DISCLAIMER BLOG/AU CREATED PRE EPISODE 11 OF BEAST YEAST. (Also this is an au/alongside being an smilk rp blog)
WARNING: BLOG IS 16+
NOTE: ask ME, jester, the blog owner before you assume things about me or the characters. If you must DM @jesterlovescookies to ask privately if you must. Also, please respect the boundaries of me and the characters. (Esspiecally shadow milk and recluse)
Information below
Basic DNI (no homophobes, no transphobes, racists, bigots, abelists)
DNI if you dislike shadowvanilla/pureshadow or beast x ancient or selfcest.
DNI if you're uncomfortable with A/B/O or omegaverse as this smilk is a non traditional omega
blog owner jester is a shadow milk kinnie and finds great comfort in him as a character so please be kind 👉👈 (also be noted blog owner is autistic so your message may occasionally be misinterpreted just be clear with what you mean) (also you can interact with the owner, I use he/they pronouns if you wanna know)
alot of shadow milk's interests and behaviour in this au is totally not projecting my uber autism onto him and love for shiny rocks
No I cannot explain shipping shadowvanilla as an smilk kinnie, no we don't talk about the ship art of my kinsona with pv 👁️👁️
"it's pretty simple! The rules of this game is "don't be rude.. we'll ignore you.. you're just an attention seeker anyway. Heh!.. unless it's for the sake of story.."
2. "roleplaying as your own character, child or adult is fine. Cookie ocs are alright too!"
3. "Please be kindly noted I have mental health conditions, sooo if I'm a little hot headed, too hyperactive for your liking, easily distracted, emotional or whatever.. it's those silly things! Don't ask me for the names of them, I haven't seen a doctor and never intend to!" <- autistic, has emotional control issues and sanity problems
"I'm also genderfluid. Soooo if you wish I can be your girly or your king! Obviously that's not EXACTLY how it works.. but you know! <- uses he/she
4. "nothing too not kid friendly, we have to please the whole audience! Some cookies don't like it when you clearly need some alone time~" (aka suggestive asks are okay but nothing too down horrendous)
5. "responses are as in character as possible! Even this is in character! I am running this little show after all!"
6. "this is set in an alternate universe where I, shadow milk cookie am in pure vanilla cookie's care and currently I live with him and he's my sweet doll!...or in simple terms we're dating.. he's my boyfriend.. *grumbles*" (refer to @deceit-and-knowledge for the basic of the story)
7. "blog owner who forces me to answer these silly silly fan mail letter things does have a life so he's and I'm sorry if we don't immediately get to you, HAVE SOME PATIENCE! Though we will try.."
8. "the reason for this blogs creation is so no one interrupts me! I'll even answer things I normally wouldn't because nilly or my minions might hear me! No truth serum needed! Seriously quit giving me that stuff......it's irritating..."
9. "you can be anonymous and ask me things if you so wish! If you send your... Wonderful art... bleh..and don't want to expose your identity, we'll snip your name off the letter! Or if you accidentally send a letter with your identity. However if you send it to the wrong mailbox we can't help you. ALSO me opening up my own personal mailbox doesn't mean I don't accept messages on my main one.." <- aka smilk can be contacted here or on @deceit-and-knowledge
10. "now here's one for other cookies that want to interact with moi! Before we interact through this system called "reblogs" please just message the gnat that forces me to do this either by this blogs messages or his main blog. This is reminding me of black sapphire cookie's blogging career he's a little shy.. otherwise he doesn't tell me so I'll never know! Oh and he nice, you'll definitely get ignored! If you have questions he's your guy. ....or y'know you could send a letter asking him to answer since he's the one that checks the letters sent my mail box" (aka on this blog smilk will reply in character via reblogs but before you do it just message either via DMs or the inbox. I'm very socially anxious sorry, just gimme a brief ^^' <- new to rp and shy sorry
"well that's it! Anything else you need to know don't be afraid to ask!
Also~ i am quite the muse, so you may be treated to my own writing!" (This blog will contain diary entries, writing stuff and art by me/"smilk" on occasion)
If you had to choose one beasts domain to spend a week in (except ur own) what would it be and why? The other beasts would NOT be there and anything you do doesn’t disrupt anything
Lynn outie 5000
"salty's obvi? It's flat, cold and dark. It's like my domain without the buildings. Spicy's is hot and dusty bleh. Misty's has all those DAMN STAIRS. Not very disabled safe MYSTIC FLOUR COOKIE. Ugh.. enlightenment is abelist I geuss 🤷
So that's a no.
Salty's would be the best, perfect for me~ only downside is there's a constant full moon there for some reason."
salty im assuming silent salt, he should do a gender neutral color like Grey's, greens, purples or be chaos and do random tie dye!
"told him that but he said no.
He doesn't know if the child is born without gender or with one. Look he's like. Probably struggling with his own identity and is projecting that on his kid I dunno, he's peak projector.
He's done it to me, he's done it to others, he'll do it to his kid.
hes deadset on yellow for no gender, pink for girl and blue for boy. Welcome to he's an old man who lived in a barren land stuck in the past. Y'know boys can like pink now salty... Plus you're literally part of the same group of cookies baked without biology in mind?? Like. Y'know. Your little brother. Me????"
"life update because I have nothing better to do..
Okay.
So, salty is having a baby. No he's not pregnant or something. He's a faerie, they literally can't and don't get pregnant let alone bake. Fae have their own weird methods of reproduction. So I decided I should figure what colour to make his baby blanket BUT issue. He doesn't know the gender.
So now I'm here staring at fabrics because i need something to do."
im back again! less of a question or maybe it is but I like the idea that shadow milk in general can just melt into the shadows and ive had this thought in my brain where shadow milk or you having an agruement and just smugly melting and saying something like " whatcha gonna do against a puddld?" and pure vanilla just grabbing a dollar store sponge and soaking it up
-🐑📜
"I mean shapeshifting powers can let me doing anything~ I'm not bound by the laws of the mere cookie form..!"
wait, so then you do drive people insane? if so what kind of insanity? is it similar to medical diagnoses similar to schizophrenia or is it more of a temporary problem like substance induced insanity?
-🐑📜
(also i apologize if this is prying to much or makes you uncomfortable but its very interesting to me)
"it's similar to psychosis. A temporary state of delusion based insanity~!
Sometimes I can grant cookies a thing called Alice in wonderland syndrome. Which basically messes with your perception of self and reality. Derealisation, depersonalization as well.
Pretty much anything that can mess with your perception of reality, sense of self, your mind and what you see, do and think! This includes severe depression! Loss of hope makes one cling to sweet deceit afterall~ it's best to cling to a false hope and hope it's the truth than falter to a lack of direction.. besides mortal cookies are like mice merely following cheese even if it's a trap, they'll cling to any cheese, even poisoned cheese!"
so if eternal sugar can turn cookies to stone, could you technically drive them insane ( not like that in the silver tree, i count that as illusion personal) and what do you think silent salt would do? does he just turn em to a pillar of salt? -🐑📜
(sorry if its confusing I'm in the middle of packing up for my new apartment but I wanted to ask)
"silent salt cookie can gas cookies out or slice them in half. He doesn't need no insanity or medusa tricks."
Wait, so if pure vanilla has alcohol in his jam/Soul jam and at one point the soul jam was your, does that mean that both of you were or are constantly intoxicated? or does it make you both heavyweight drinkers
-🐑📜
( moved in, I saw that anon ask and was thinking about it on the way here)
"both heavyweights! I'd know for myself specifically~"
if the moon is made of cheese, is moon cookie, cheese?
"moonlight cookie (my sister btw so I have elite ball knowledge~) is made of stars. So moon in cookie world is made of stars. Because she's the moon. Star moon. NOT your stinky rock hard cheese moon that you humans have...."
It's umm... imagine playing as Vanilla Extract... and you as the umm... god... sending him to... kill like... fellow gods... that betrayed you... but also start a cult in your name... or something... - s
"sooooo vanilla extract cookie is my devout crumbler and I'm god? That's sick as hell can that be real?"
"it's already real dumbass."
"I forgot you were here.
..hmmmm... but do I shill out more coins on games.... I already spent 1k on Sims 4..."
heyo its me again! I was wondering why is the spire like it is, its vaguely alice in wonderland mixed with an almost comforting vibe like the fuzzy memories of childhood ( at least to me as a child who enjoyed being in a world of there own) is it simply to confuse and misdirect intruders, or is it a trap disguised as comfort to lure cookies in -🐑📜
《please note im running on spite, an energy drink and no sleep while im on break for a 12 hour shift)
"well.. the whole warping changing time thing is.. but the spire it's self it's more for just me. Who wants a confined contained environment, go crazy with it!
