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Fascinating.

#[ ic text ]#[[ what is this i just logged on - ]]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Apparently this blog hit two years old recently and I missed it.

#[ ic text ]#[[ tfw you listen to doomsday on loops for like thirty minutes and awaken an old muse ]]

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I'm going to be real with all of you: I forgot I made this thing.

I also got trapped on a quarantined hell planet for a few months, so that's been fun.

#[ ic text ]#How is everyone else doing?

Should conditions worsen, you know where to find me.

#[ ic text ]#I've been rather busy unfortunately #But word spreads quickly when Player gets involved

So. How is everyone doing?

#[ ic text ]#Aside from the obvious #I've been kept up to date on recent developments by Cato

I may as well be honest with you all: I went on something of a bender. Now I'm in the local hospital under close observation.

#[ ic text ]#Alcohol and I do not get along #At all

eden-has-rotted

me: chat what do we think

the angel and devil on my shoulders: can you not call us that please

I should check in here more often.

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I am now being chased by multiple concerned skeletons, please hold.

#[ ic text ]#And one pirate #Damn it

fuckingshutup

MAYBE YOU COULD PUT HIM IN A STATE OF NOT QUITE DEAD BUT NOT QUITE ALIVE ENOUGH TO CAUSE PROBLEMS?

deceminteri

That could work, actually. Incapacitating one of my kind isn't easy but there might be a way.

#[ ic text ]#fuckingshutup #It's a pleasure to meet you #My apologies for the drama #The past few months have been difficult

What was that meme again ...

We're functionally 'friends to enemies to lovers' except we keep swapping between the last two and our attempts to murder one another get more elaborate each time.

#[ ic text ]#This is a mess #My whole life is a mess but this relationship in particular is the worst of it

I miss my husband.

#[ ic text ]#Time to go get drunk at the cafe #Overthinking this is not helping

st-hedge

*lops off ur arm as a romantic proposal completely misunderstanding what it means to take someone’s hand in marriage* 🤭

buckykingofmemes

you call it ‘a heinous violation of legal and ethical rules;’ i call it ‘creative problem-solving’

I shouldn't speak of my patron here, forget I mentioned that.

#[ ic text ]#Awareness of His existence draws His attention

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