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[lazychimken]

TFA OC ALERT!!! GET READY TO CRINGE AND LAUGH AT ME I DONT CARE IM FREE

I’ve had her in my drafts for a while so here she is! I’m planning on doing more comics and art of her soon, hope yall don’t mind! I decided to make this seem like an actual episode of TFA, make her feel like a minor character that appears once in a while lol

[lazychimken]

OC POSTING!! (Original post)

Was inspired by title cards shown in the beginning of most cartoons, and to show off the basic premise of this mini comic I’m working on :)

ALSO THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT!!!! I never expected so many people to like Smooth Rider aaahhhhh she even got fanart im freaking out 😭😭 I hope you guys don’t mind me posting more of her!

[lazychimken]

I feel like she'd fall for it

This is funny BUT!!! Consider physical media snob Smooth Rider ☝️🤓

[lazychimken]

IM SO SORRY FOR BEING GONE FINALS ALMOST MADE ME SEE THE LIGHT 💔 here are some Smooth Rider doodles that kept me sane! I’ll get started on asks right away, and the comic for SR is almost done :)

[lazychimken]

TF OC: SMOOTH RIDER

After all this time, I finally finished my Smooth Rider origins comic! If you're new to her, I suggest looking at the Smooth Rider tag in my blog for character ref sheet and some doodles :) I'll provide a ref sheet for Judy and Rosa soon, my hand is too tired rn lol anyways I hope you all like this!

[lazychimken]

Hello! So I finally worked up my courage to finally share this...

I am not normal to your AU.

Especially with this comic you made

Arghahdhksbdsknsidbdudnskvidnsidbdksmzbnzkzbxjznxibxks

This always lives rent free in my head

You see, I am a BIG fan of evil shockDAD. And when I saw this comic you made, it made me all giggly because in this au, its evil shockSON! My gosh it was an ABSOLUTE CINEMA.

I also remember that not long after you made a post about Soundwave and his adopting problems, I immediately thought of Soundwave attempting to adopt Shockwave and he just flat out decline. Like:

Soundwave: Adoption candidate: Shockwave. Signature is needed for completion.

Shockwave: I decline. I already have a sire.

Soundwave: !!!

Soundwave: Query: Who?

Shockwave: Bumblebee

Soundwave: !!??!!?!

Soundwave: Query: how, when, why?

Shockwave: Back at the camp, he doesn't know it yet.

Soundwave: *flashbacks to Bumblebee being an idiot and fooling around*

Soundwave: Bumblebee: Incompetent, Irresponsible.

Shockwave: That's the thing!! He's becoming more pathetic that he'll die if he breathes wrong. That's why he needs me to take care of him

Soundwave: *flashback to Bee being reckless at old age*

Shockwave: One time, I noticed him recharging in this horrible position so I tried waking him up. But he barely moved! It took me 4.8 minutes to wake him up! When he did wake up, he just laughed at me and pat my head and says he's okay! Illogical! In that position, his already damaged legs would receive less energon flow and blah blah blah

Soundwave: ... Ok..

I love them, I'm not normal about them.

Thank you for the food. Keep cooking lazychi, Keep cooking.

Also, I promise I didn't post your art in another media. I just downloaded that comic because it never failed to make me smile. Also, I would like to share this with one of my favorite author of evil shockDAD, specifically pritongbaboy. I promise to mention you and that you made this beautiful comic and AU. I really want to share this with them. But if you're not comfortable with it, it's fine. I'll just mention you and your au, I'll just share my imagination to them ehehhehe.

Omg I love this au!!! It gave me so many brain worms about this dynamic from the show, and I felt that I had to add it in lol. I think it would be a fun switcharoo compared to the og characters, with Shockwave being just as insane. Drew some scenarios for you, and feel free to share this with others! I’m glad you asked :D

[lazychimken]

Hi! I love your TFA Age Swap Au, After doomscrolling all of the artworks I suddenly had an idea,

I feel like Bee's cane would turn into some type of cool cybertronian gun. (If I remember correctly the movie: Kingsman had something similar like that)

Imagine, The earth team get botnapped by some cons- they let Bumblebee keep his cane (because manners obvi) then he just clicks some button then BOOM cool ass gun!

-Thank you for reading :)) I love your artwork!

I FINALLY FOUND THE POST THAT INSPIRED THE CANE GUN!!!!! Thank you sm for this beautiful idea your ask was buried before I could make a post 😔😔 here’s a silly doodle! Bee saved everyone’s afts when he waltzed in guns blazing

[lazychimken]

Uh... hi 👋

I just wanted to tell you that I finished your entire AU in about two hours in the early morning and I love how you maintained the characters' roles,but that still stay within canon. Pretty cool btw

Drif's relationship with Ratchet gives me the feeling that he'll try to get closer to him in the safest and sweetest way possible.

I can literally see him approaching old Grandpa Bee and asking for permission to go out with his grandson Ratchet, almost begging on his knees for permission to take him on a date and bring him home before 10pm

And Grandpa Bee agreeing while putting away an Energon cube

I just love the shenegamis of old Grandpa Bee who doesn't give a damn about anything jhsjhsj

Thank you for the support!!! I’m still getting familiar with Drift as a character, but this ship is so cute and a lot of you guys seem to like them here! And thanks for the fun prompt, I had a bit of fun drawing this scenario out lol. You mentioned Bee being accepting of this relationship, but he’s a little demon so he’s definitely gonna use Drift’s crus on Ratchet to his advantage >:)

[lazychimken]

i wanna know more about whatever the hell exactly occurred in bootcamp with longarm? did everyone think he was their age or was it like "awww there's a little guy" (was he the team baby?) and also

how much did wasp have to go "please please please" before blackarachnia turned him technoorganic?

Wrote down some notes about Longarm’s whole deal here, but he did attend boot camp at least for a while:

Also since sm ppl made TFA Bee and Shockwave have a father-son situation:

As for Wasp, it didn’t take much convincing as he was a former Autobot and therefore seen as extendable to some Decepticons, which included Blackarachnia who wanted to experiment more with techno-organics

[lazychimken]

So I take it Soundwave might have an adoption problem?

Definitely. Soundwave, you do know that these are fully grown (but admittedly young) adults right?

[lazychimken]

Does Soundwave attempt to recruit any of the autobots? I just feel like he would see them and be like I can also be their parents

Soundwave would find any opportunity possible to convince the Autobots to switch sides, and has attempted various methods. The most common method is him pulling Prowl away from the others in the form of baiting him with cute animals.

Also, key word here is “attempted,” OP doesn’t let him take his bots lol he always finds a way to stop soundwave

[lazychimken]

I love your AU! You made a post about adult Soundwave and how he was still made for Sari, but will he still have the turning Decepticon arc? Does his adultness+Megatron‘s naivety +sari +the Cassettes make him stay good? also, you said the other cons were like young renegades. Does that mean blitzwing and lugnut are some fun younuns? How are they different?

thank you for all that you’ve done!!

Soundwave is still a Decepticon! Basically he talks with Megatron, realizes his whole life is built around being friends with someone he doesn’t really like, has a mid life crisis at like 2 days old, rebuilds himself to be like that, takes his kids, and adopts the Decepticons. Look at them, they need his help! Maybe as a reward Megatron makes it so that he can create little Rumble and Frenzy lol.

As for Blitzwing and Lugnut, they are still kinda the same?? Well in the TFA au Blitzwing hasn’t become a Triple Changer yet, so he’s a little more stable. Lugnut was loyal to Megatron since the beginning, so he’s a bit of a dreamer. He believes Megatron would create a perfect Cybertron for him and Strika to thrive in.

[lazychimken]

seeing age swap blitzwing hurts me, because what do you mean for half the show he'd be not a triple changer??? that'd he'd have to go through the fear, and disgust of seeing himself now??

also as a blitzbee truther, your whole au makes me giggle. especially with the idea of how old bee is? the decepticons lightly treading around the old man, because at some point they were taught respect your elders.

particularly blitzwing, because he gives off that vibe!

Yeah in this au Blitzwing has a VERY bad time 😔 throughout this au’s events Blackarachnia is working on a new project: the Triple Changer operation that will give a Cybertronian 3 alt modes! Megatron is very interested in this, but is unwilling to be Blackarachnia’s first “patient,” so this is where Blitzwing comes into play and everything goes wrong

Yeah I don’t think blitzbee will work in this au sorry 😭😭 and dw about bee Blitzwing he can take it!

[lazychimken]

I LOVE your Age swap AU, it's a super fun idea& I adore all your new takes on the characters!

I think the Deceptions are my favourite, I don't think they have a plan for... anything lol, especially if their LEADER is just "winging it"

Speaking of Decepticons, have you an idea already of how Soundwave will be in your AU? Like, in canon he was born on earth, so does that make him an older Bot here or-?

Anyways, your art is cool, bye:>

The Decepticons here are definitely strong and smart but very much not wise at all 💀 Blackarachnia is the only one here with any useful advice and leadership. As for Soundwave, he’s a robot created by Isaac after he realized Sari (a recently born techno-organic) doesn’t really know how to talk to other humans.

Since Bulkhead is out of the picture right now Bee’s gonna be here to make fun of Sari for being such a loser even Isaac of all people knew (not like he has any friends either lol)

[lazychimken]

Before I ask I must say, I love your artstyle! So onto the questions. How many cassets Soundwave has? What are their ages & personalities? And can we please see the designs?

HELL YEAH HERES THE SOUNDWAVE FAM IN THE TFA AGE SWAP AU!! Also thanks eksjneekwj

Since Soundwave is older here, I decided to make Laserbeak and Ratbat babies by simplifying their designs :) they are more animalistic but are spoiled rotten by Soundwave, so they throw a lot of tantrums towards the Autobots and cause hearing damage to everyone

I decided to self indulge and include Rumble and Frenzy here too, cuz it’s a crime that they weren’t included in the show 😭😭 they are your stereotypical trashy teens, more focused on messing with the Autobots and humans than serving the Decepticons. Not that Soundwave stops them, as long as they don’t steal his snacks and don’t bully their younger siblings, he lets them cause chaos

The reason I made them teens here is cuz if they were included in the TFA show, I’d imagine that they would be like Soundwave’s first form when he was gifted to Sari! So therefore that would make them toddlers in this hypothetical scenario

[n0ttmuch]

Guiluman: I miss my brothers

His brothers: