Chartreuse my Ass

One day I'll look back at my pre-return posts like an archeologist, i literally started this blog as a child. No longer a minor. header image: bg from Steven Universe episode Warp Tour Art Direction: Elle Michalka Design: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus, and Sam Bosma Paint: Amanda Winterstein and Jasmin Lai

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(a good deed to do as it gets colder - can you match $10 to gaza soup kitchen?)

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When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

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[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

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Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[i-twink-therefore-i-am]

new type of guy just dropped

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my cat's self confidence is usually higher than the distance he can jump down from

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[helenekuragina]

you cannot make a post about how men put women in certain boxes without someone going "but what if i love the box? what if i've decided that it's comfortable in the box? are you gonna tell me i'm not ALLOWED to like the box? not very feminist of you to police a woman's decisions... maybe you'd be less ugly and miserable if you stopped talking about the box LMFAO #Girlboss #MyBox<3"