Declan Kai Hayes

Declan | 21 | English Literature Major

[misskategomez]

Jack💙💙 on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/246757459

[declankaihayes]

Okay, not seventy, thank you very much. More like, a nine year old, I mean I do have some control

[dcmienmcwilliams]

I dunno, I kinda see you as that boy who still wets the bed but keeps it a secret.

[declankaihayes]

For your information, not that it’s any of your business I do not wet the bed!

[declankaihayes]

Because my little body can’t handle a venti, I mean, do you know how many times I’d have to piss?

[dcmienmcwilliams]

Your little body, you poor little thing. I mean, I’m going to assume a lot since you’re so tiny, that bladder of yours has to be like a seventy year olds.

[declankaihayes]

Okay, not seventy, thank you very much. More like, a nine year old, I mean I do have some control

[declankaihayes]

You say Grande, I automatically think of the size of a Starbucks cup, not Ariana! 

[dcmienmcwilliams]

What a white girl you are. And why not go venti? Way better than a grande anyway.

[declankaihayes]

Because my little body can’t handle a venti, I mean, do you know how many times I’d have to piss?

[declankaihayes]

Oh shut up. 

[dcmienmcwilliams]

I can’t! You didn’t know who Grande was, like what the fuck, Declan? I thought you were smart.

[declankaihayes]

You say Grande, I automatically think of the size of a Starbucks cup, not Ariana! 

[declankaihayes]

….I knew that. 

[dcmienmcwilliams]

Mhm, sure ya did.

[declankaihayes]

Oh shut up. 

[declankaihayes]

Who is lil Grande?

[dcmienmcwilliams]

… Who is the only real big singer out there right now with the last name Grande, Declan?

[declankaihayes]

....I knew that. 

[dcmienmcwilliams]

Sigh, I’ve come to realize I’m becoming a fan of lil Grande. I’m not sure what to do with myself now.

[declankaihayes]

Who is lil Grande?

[declankaihayes]

Twitter

@b_manson: @DKai people just don't get it, and never will. I feel we should put 'whale' in our foreign language courses in school.

@b_manson: @DKai everyone needs to know how t speak it, it's important

@Dkai: @b_manson We could do that. But then what if it gets over populated?

[declankaihayes]

Twitter

@b_manson: @DKai some people just can't appreciate good whale noises when they hear them. It's pitiful smh

@Dkai: @b_manson They really don't, and then they tried speaking back to me normally, but you kno, couldn't understand them.

[cute-guysxx]

[declankaihayes]

Twitter

@b_manson: According to Disney, yesterday was 'Speak like a whale' day. Finally, a day just for me!

@DKai: @b_manson I was doing that at work last night. Let's just say I make good target practice for olives

[faulkyesben]

Homecoming Party II Open Starter

[faulkyesben]

“Honestly I think he’s started giving her pick up lines to try at this point”, The brunette rolled his eyes as Adage skidded into the kitchen, barked once, then marched back out. “I don’t think I want to know why she did that, i’ll just say it’s a dog thing so I can keep my remaining sanity. Cookies go with everything though, it’s a primary staple for lazy eating when drinking.” Ben explained as he bit into a second one. “At least with finals over you get the obligatory 28 hour nap and then an awesome “we survived” party. I think I would have stayed around just for that, LA is over-hyped as a party scene”, He chuckled as he dunked his cookie in his wine and took a bite. “As for drinks…” Ben grinned as he put on a thicker accent like he had when he first came to Riverdale, “I’mma good southern boy, raised on whiskey and moonshine.”The dancer was tempted to find a fan to wave like a southern belle to complete the act.

[declankaihayes]

Looking back at the older woman, Declan laughed into his cup as he took another sip of the wine. “I don’t blame him, I’d want a form of entertainment so why not that.” He said shrugging his shoulders, grinning to himself. He heard the sound of Adage’s paws, watching as she came and then left before looking up at Ben. “Remaining sanity? I mean, does she do that often?” Declan asked, curiously. Humming at Ben’s words, he gave a light laugh. “Cookies, nachos, pizza. Basically any junk food is a staple to have when drinking. As long as you have some kind of food in you, at least for me.” Declan said, shifting his lean against the table as he continued to people watch. Raising his brow, he replied to Ben. “Really? I mean, I haven’t been there, at least not yet but I don’t think I’d mind the party scene. I guess it’s different if you’ve been there for a long while then. When Ben put on his thick southern accent, Declan couldnt’ help but laugh. “Whiskey and Moonshine, I’ll remember to bring that next party that you hold.”

[faulkyesben]

Homecoming Party II Open Starter

[faulkyesben]

Ben facepalmed but kept his easygoing grin, “Her husband thinks it’s hilarious, that’s why he won’t stop her.” The dancer laughed before pouring two glasses and passing one to Declan before grabbing the plate with cookies on it, diet be damned. He leaned against the counter while talking to the other, “Ah, yes the evil that is finals has passed and I wasn’t here to experience the insomnia. Guess I lucked out. English major, that was it, sorry, I knew it was something along the journalistic lines so I took a guess.”The dancer blushed a bit as he took a sip from his glass. “mmm good stuff, I normally don’t go for wine but this is awesome.”

[declankaihayes]

Declan snorted a bit as he took the glass from the dancer, taking a sip of it. “Well at least they have a mutual understanding.” He shrugged as he looked at the cookies that Ben was munching on. Grabbing one, he started to nibble at it. “Hmm, wine and cookies are actually a pretty good mix. Who would have thought.” Declan mumbled. Listening to Ben, he laughed lightly. “Oh yeah, I mean the insomnia is the best thing that comes out of it, studying to the wee hours until the sun starts coming up.” He chuckled as he leaned on the table. “Don’t worry about it, if anything, I barely know what everyone else in the school is taking anyway so.” Declan countered and raised his brow at Ben. “Really? What’s your drink of choice usually?”

[bctrolls]

Send my muse(s) some "Would You Rather" questions!

[declankaihayes]

Twitter:

@DKai: I will pay anyone if they have a pool, to let me use it bc i'm melting

[faulkyesben]

Homecoming Party II Open Starter

[faulkyesben]

“Awww, so sweet, come on in we’ll have a glass…after I stop Misses Ken from trying to seduce our landlord again!” Ben rushed out as he waved Declan into the party before saving the poor uncomfortable looking man that was being absorbed by a whiskey-fueled cougar. He quickly shunted her off on to her husband that was doing his best not to laugh before Ben returned with a snort. “I swear she never acts like that unless he’s present, good comedic relief.” He explained to Declan as he pulled two clean glasses out of his cupboard and popped the cork on the wine,”how’s class going for you? If I remember right you were…a Photographer right?”

[declankaihayes]

Before Declan could even respond, he watched as Ben tried to ward off the cougar who was coming on to an older gentleman, doing his best to hide a snicker. He had definitely dealt with a few of those on his nights at work, so it wasn’t a sight he was surprised to see. When Ben came back Declan laughed. “That’s something I don’t know if I want to delve into, if she has a husband and all.” He shrugged and watched as the other opened the wine. “Classes are over for the summer, thank god for that so I have more free time to sleep.” Declan said with a grin before shaking his head at his next question. “No, I’m an English Major. Though if Instagram pictures count as being a photographer then.”