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@faulkyesben
@b_manson: just because you CAN down 8 shots of tequila in a sitting doesn't mean that you SHOULD
@b_manson: I make horrible life choices that I should be ashamed over but I'm not.
@BenjiFaulky: @b_manson Bruhhhhh, you party hard and get hungover harder.
@BenjiFaulky: @b_manson the term is called "hammered" for a reason! XD
Gotta Start Somewhere//Open Starter
“Hello class!”, Ben said brightly as he stepped into the studio of one of his first beginner courses. He was dressed in his regular exercise gear of tights and a long t-shirt and his feet were bare as he stepped in front of the mirrored wall and leaned against the bar attached to it. “Welcome to Basics of Ballet! A starter slash exercise course for anyone wanting to learn.” He smiled as he looked at the kids in his class, ranging from four to fifteen with a few adults thrown in the mix. “Quite a group we have here! I’m seeing one or to familiar faces in the class and a few familiar parents, so why don’t we introduce ourselves first so we know who we’re going to spend the next few weeks with?”He asked, slipping into teacher mode but keeping up the friendly energy. “My name is Ben and i’ll be your teacher, your turn!”, The young man grinned as he pointed to one of the people he recognized with a wink.
@BenjiFaulky: please excuse me while I scream like an obsessed fangirl over the new Troye Sivan music vieo
Does anyone need or want a sofa? Please? For the love of everything?
Depends, what happened with said sofa for you to want to get rid of it?
@BenjiFaulky: TFW you just get done teaching a class and you try NOT to stare at your fellow teacher’s butt….
@HadKel: @BenjiFauilky Aint no shame in that, as long as they don’t catch you staring
@BenjiFaulky: @HadKel pretty sure he did, my peeking skills are not up to snuff
@BenjiFaulky: TFW you just get done teaching a class and you try NOT to stare at your fellow teacher’s butt....
@BenjiFaulky- I sorta want this in my life atm :P
I love Pokemon Go and respect all the ones playing it and shit, but if there’s a Pokemon on someone that you’re trying to catch, tell them instead of throwing the phone at them, which by the way isn’t how you’re supposed to catch them in the first place.
Someone chucked a phone at you? Please tell me the screen wound up cracking because that would be the most hilarious case of instant karma i’ve heard lately.
Yeah someone threw their damn phone at me, because their stupid friend said throw, but they meant the pokeball, not the phone! It did, and they flipped out and I cry laughed before I helped them out
pfft hahaha that is awesome, i’d love if that was how they designed the game. Like, “you spend too much time on your phone, THROW IT AT THIS JIGGLYPUFF!”
Icarus Opening Night !! Open Paragraph
“Let’s raise that banner a bit higher. Melissa can you go grab the photographer from the entrance and help him set up?”, Ben fired off last minute instructions as he looked around the wide area that made up the entry hall to Icarus, dressed in a dark red suit for the opening night celebrations. “Yes that’s perfect, thank you! Jamie, did the caterers finish the prep work?” He asked in a bit of a jittery panic and looked over to the tables to see that the food was in fact ready for the party. First impressions were important and Ben was really hoping on not being seen as a fool on opening night.
“Okay that looks like the last of it, everybody you’ve done great. Seriously, thank you for putting up with my lunacy and helping me for tonight. let’s get outside for the ribbon cutting.”, Ben’s grin was rather fixed as his employees and teachers applauded before rushing off to check makeup and hair. Looking around the open hall he felt his stress ebb away, this was it, his place to call home and his place to teach others. The brunette took a deep breath and his grin relaxed into a more self-assured one before heading to the doors.
Stepping out of the side entrance to the building Ben was greeted with a set of stairs that he climbed to the main entrance where there was already a group of fancily dressed people waiting in front of a large silver ribbon. The southern boy stepped through the crowd with ease, winding up in front of the ribbon with his teaching staff already there flanking the main doors.
“Ladies and Gentlemen”, he spoke, quieting the chit-chat that the guests were partaking in, “Welcome, to Icarus School of Dance.” He kept things simple and sweet, being handed a pair of gilded sheers which he used to snip the ribbon, receiving a round of applause as two members of the staff held open the doors and Ben spread his arms wide. “Let’s get this opening night started!”
I love Pokemon Go and respect all the ones playing it and shit, but if there’s a Pokemon on someone that you’re trying to catch, tell them instead of throwing the phone at them, which by the way isn’t how you’re supposed to catch them in the first place.
Someone chucked a phone at you? Please tell me the screen wound up cracking because that would be the most hilarious case of instant karma i’ve heard lately.
ahhhh yes, the illusive suit fairy, such a cruel being. it’s going to be focused on ballet, hip hop, and contemporary but yes there will be public classes for ballroom dancing. It’s going to be general admission so fully open to the public.
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Oh that’s cool. How much would that cost? Well if it’s opened to the public I just might have to come by and have a look at it.
The first week of class is free then if you’re still interested in learning we have different plans set up for each class, kid of like a gym membership. Awesome, hope to see you there!
It’s my new dance school/studio I’m opening, just finished renovating and hiring staff so now i’m focusing on advertising. Fancy it is then….where did I leave my suit is the new question.
Oh, that’s exciting! So is it an invite only party or? Are you going to be teaching all of the dances or stuff like the salsa? If it’s gone missing I’m willing to bet the suit fairy stole it.
ahhhh yes, the illusive suit fairy, such a cruel being. it’s going to be focused on ballet, hip hop, and contemporary but yes there will be public classes for ballroom dancing. It’s going to be general admission so fully open to the public.
Okay so I announced the opening of Icarus earlier but the party I was planning on throwing is still a bit up in the air, should I say formal to show off or just turn it into a casual fun thing?
Well, what is Icarus first of all? And you always go formal when you’re opening up a business or something, show off because you earned it.
It’s my new dance school/studio I’m opening, just finished renovating and hiring staff so now i’m focusing on advertising. Fancy it is then....where did I leave my suit is the new question.
Was there a crime involved? also, if this was the hardest thing to do for the day, what was the hardest thing to do this week?
A crime, yes because she fucking turned off my Beyonce for fucking Five Finger Death Punch, like…. why? The hardest thing I’ve done this week though is more wedding planning, that’s just fucking chaotic.
She ruined Lemonade with bro-metal? How could she? The wedding planning for anyone going through it always sounds like hell though, you never think about how much effort you can cram into one day until you spend months working on it in advance.
Okay so I announced the opening of Icarus earlier but the party I was planning on throwing is still a bit up in the air, should I say formal to show off or just turn it into a casual fun thing?
You know, disowning a child is the hardest thing I’ve had to do today. Turns out my child is not who I thought she was.
Was there a crime involved? also, if this was the hardest thing to do for the day, what was the hardest thing to do this week?
I always forget how fucking much tattoos hurt until I’m under the needle and wanting to cry.
You just reminded me that I should get another tattoo. What did you wind up getting and where did you put it?
