pair .ᐟ fictional super hot men × reader
a bunch of idiots fight over your love and lose to the ULTIMATE WINNER.
☆ CONTENT ! power imbalance , magnum dongs , you will be touched , PROOFREAD‼️‼️
… SHE watched in horror from behind a desk as a very handsome group of men fought over her like like a pack of wolves.
"Step aside, fool! She's mine!" Wesker snarled as he delivered a jaw-breaking slap to Sanji, "ARGH!", who did a double barrel in the air because of the sheer force of Wesker's jaw-breaking slap (he almost shat his pants).
"Not to fast, worm," sand then suddenly wrapped around Wesker's ankle, lifting him into the air and causing his super cool terminator glasses to slip off his face. "Wha—!?" he choked out in shock at the sudden change in point of view. From the sand emerged Sir Crocodile, whose hook gleamed dangerously in the light of the room. His cigar somehow floated from his lips as he spoke, but the One Piece logic got passed over so it's fine.
"Fuffuffuffuffu! How pathetic!" all of a sudden, she felt strings wrap around her curvaceous body everyone drools for, but she couldn't see them save for a glint of pink in the air she noticed too late. Her petite frame was then violently yanked into the air before she was abruptly caught by a very pink, feathered arm. "Can't you that she's already chosen?" bam! The camera then pans the one holding you, revealing the Heavenly Yaksha—Donquixote Doflamingo! Sanji, having recovered from Wesker's jaw-breaking slap, gasped in horror and looked up at the zesty-looking bastard holding his princess.
"YOU (🫵)! LET GO OF MY QUEEN, YOU PINK FIEND!" Sanji yelled, his eyes having turned red from sheer anger. Crocodile—having lost interest in Wesker—dropped him abruptly from the sky, but Wesker—thanks to his superior genes—was able to do a triple front flip and landed perfectly on his feet. "You'd be wise to let my darling go, exotic man," Wesker growled, his voice low as his eyes turned redder than Sanji, showing the superiority of his anger.
Doflamingo only laughed, "Fuffuffu!", pulling himself and her higher from the ground, "You humans aren't worthy of having a treasure such as Y/N! She is a goddess and needs only a god to stand by her side!"
Wesker then struck, blitzing up to Doflamingo in four blinking strides. "I'm Albert Fucking Wesker and I am the god here! Not you!"
Sanji then instantly sprung in (his magnum dong also made a tent in his pants at how sexy he darling looked regardless), quick to shove Albert out of the way. "Not so fast, knock-off terminator!"
Sir Crocodile also wasn't far behind, having used his sand to sneak by the rest of the idiots fighting and appeared from behind Doflamingo (pause). "Behind you." (Pause)
Before he could land a hit on Doflamingo, however, the wall suddenly exploded, sending everyone flying dramatically. "Ahhhh!" she screamed in terror, her soft, shy voice, breaking through the sound barrier to alert every man within a five mile radius. However, before she could collide with the ground, a pair of strong arms caught her.
"(Super exaggerated Mexican accent) Hm. Are you okay?"
It was Chad from Bleach! He had swooped in at he right time to save her from blond men with god complexes, the godfather, and prince charming!
"My hero!" she squealed before pressing a massive kiss onto his lucious lips that made his magnum dong rise like the sun.
The four other men, however, weren't pleased. Their eyes widened in shock at Chad who had the audacity to steal their girl. Sanji then looked at them, "Men?" (yeah we know, sanji), no words needed to be exchanged as they got up, they took their iconic fighting poses, ready to fight to the death.
"Think fast, chucklenuts."
a/n :: this fanfiction shit is easy.
tags :: @mightbmel @s34w33d @gicosmo @amortoru @sae-ki @johnnyscorponhum @mootersun
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