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Oh look another Funamusea blog Charles He/him Headcanon requests are open! 🦈Sal x Fukami is my life🐙

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I’M LOSING MY SHIT

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I need more Glasses. I need more Crea.

I need more of Satanick’s other children.

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There was a time where I was reading about angels and I got super emo over Cosmea and Daimonji. They seemed like such a good wholesome couple then I found out that she’s fucking gone and Daijmonji is basically just in stuck in a state of grief.

Then I jumped on the bandwagon idea that Cosmea used to be an angel of Fumus, and wrote an entire timeline of headcanons for his angels and the hell they went through. This is how I cope and I don’t know what to think of it.

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I can’t rlly decide on a character to ask for hcs abt so I’m just gonna say elux if ur up to it

More context for these headcanons can be read here

All of these were created and written by @dsp-kinnie with edits by me

Elux

- Justims fourth child

- Actually didn't get treated that badly by Justim, mostly because they actually did well at being interesting. Justim appreciates them for that

- They act like a spoiled child cause Justim only gave them positive attention

- One if the only gods other to create a human/middle world as well

- They got into a fight with their head angel, thankfully it didn’t end in a war and their head angel simply fell from grace(probably for the best cause Elux sucks)

- Loves to play around with their world so it really is a big ol' mess. Especially the middle world

- They’re a masochist who’s in a friends-with-benefits relationship with Fumus

- Elux has the ability to heal wounds, both their own and the wounds of others. However, they’re too selfish to heal anyone else

- Since they can heal wounds they do all kinds of dumb shit and they don’t suffer many consequences

- They sure love being bitchy

- At least they show up to god meetings regularly(one of the only ones to, other than Fumus) but proceed to mess them up by talking shit the entire time. Noone cares Elux.

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Sal x Fukami is a good ship that deserves more recognition

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Me: Do you ever think we’ll get a game about Satanick? What would it even be about?

@dsp-kinnie: Victor dating sim

Then it escalated

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Reblog if you support Nick getting better and believe in his beautiful character development

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This boy needs more illustrations from dsp and fanarts!

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alSo anything 4 justim owo

All of these were made and written by @dsp-kinnie, I just went in and changed a few things in the wording. It’s all the same stuff though

- Bitch of the universe. Not really but likes to call themselves that way

- They aren't the origin of the universe but like to think they are. Selfish little fuck

- Doesn't have a gender, but prefers male. Does like being feminine and sweet though uwu

- Basically they were a human previously in a world that Nortkele and Tros(The Reminiscences of Star) lead. It was very boring because noone had free will

- Justim went "fuck that" and went against the concept of no free will and murdered some animals, then his big brother, then himself

- Got a twisted love for his big brother even though they don't like him for the fact that he expresses little free will. Fuck.

- After that Tros went "interesting little fucker" and hired them to be a deity. Justim took Vicers with them bc they're foolish. Vicers had little will in that choice, not that he had any free will to begin with.

- After that they created a bunch of kids, said kids being the modern gods of the universe we know and love

- Justim isn’t a good parent. None of the gods really grew up to be decent people thanks to this. Any changes for the better were changes that the gods made without Justim’s help

- They especially like bullying Fumus and guilt tripping him to the point of... yeah. They're incredibly cruel to him overall.

- They have bias and so Fumus is the only god they’re really a dick to. They’re on at least ok terms with the other gods.

- Justim has a very cruel and fun-seeking personality, and usually need constant entertainment. Unfortunately for the people around them, If there's no chaos, it's no fun for Justim.

- Their world is a literal mess as a result to this. They don't take a lot of care of it and the only thing they ever do is cause natural disasters, disappointing the people that believe in them. Vicers is often the one that ends up cleaning up after Justim

- Justim’s world is similar to that of our, modern human, world.

- They act very childish and love to fool people into thinking they're sweet and innocent.

- They made “God meetings” that are mandatory to "make sure" their kids get along and interact, but it's rare all of them go

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I have the strong desire to write some headcanons.

Throw me an ask and send me any one of DSP’s characters. And I mean ANY.

Main characters? Yes

Background characters? Yes

Characters we don’t even have information for? Yes

Unnamed characters? Yes

There’s no limit for how many you can send, send as many as you want. I’m down for the challenge.

Some characters might more headcanons than others.

Some headcanons will be done with the help of @dsp-kinnie, as he is my partner in crime for everything. The odds are he’s making a similar post on his blog so go check it out.

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Me one moment: I desire to make everyone cry. No happiness. Only pain. Endless suffering for all.

Me the next moment: What the f u c k who allowed this much pain????? Let them be happy please they’ve suffered enough

In the end I have determined that everyone, except for Siralos, needs to go to therapy. Siralos needs to be thrown in the trash

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Dsp where the fuck is Rieta. I want her back.

Rieta come home

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Sometimes you’re just developing headcanons with your bf when all of a sudden there’s the idea of two characters being friends when they haven’t even interacted in canon.

Fumus and Liliya.

Sometimes you’re just chillin in your world then this grumpy asshole comes to stare at flowers.

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I like how dsp’s works are already filled with angst and suffering but my only desire is to make everything

W O R S E

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*lays down*

I need more content with Victor and Satanick