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[jabbotmohan]

me: WOULD YOU TWO JUST FUCK ALREADY

the characters in my word doc:

[angel-of-the-moons]

I PROMISE I STILL LOVE MOON KNIGHT AND OSCAR ISAAC AND THE DUSTY MUMMY BIRD MAN GUYS I SWEAR

I'm just hyperfixating on like, RE and DMC atm 😭

[cardinal-cobalt]

I just realised how similar my Bonnie and Reynauld face hcs look and I'm gonna crash tf out–

[hartfight]

‎ › 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒 .ᐟ .ᐟ bold what applies to your muse, italicise if it applies sometimes / selectively.

holding hands　　buying flowers　　cooking　　cuddles　　writing a poem / song / letters　　holding the door open　　tying shoelaces 　sharing a milkshake with two straws　　offering their jacket when it's cold　　kissing in the rain　　publicly confessing love.

long walks on the beach　　doing the titanic pose on a boat　　kissing the back of their hand　　slow dancing　　introducing them to their parents　　lighting candles　　flower petals on bed　　love letters　　stargazing　　brushing their hair　　picnics　　teaching them to play an instrument while gently guiding their hands　　compliments.

drawing them　　self-made gifts　　massages　　proposing with a family heirloom ring　　lending them their favourite book to read　　paying for dinner　　surprise parties　　feeding them　　handing them keys to their apartment　　making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over　　sharing a blanket　　couple costumes.

tucking a hair strand behind their ear　　keeping them from leaving　　moving cities to be together　　blowing a kiss　　breakfast in bed　　defending them in a fight　　joint bubble baths 　　"i love you"　　dedicating a song to them　　wearing their clothes　　yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie　　granting them the last bite.

tagged by : @immaculxtes

tagging : @saengjonja, @peoplcsrebel, @immaculxtes (do it for reno u coward!), and you!

[dark-mnjiro]

Who wants to see my Megan Fox in transformers?

[charyb]

Hitting not interested on a post conjures 3 exactly similar posts directly underneath

[grippydrippyhoney]

That grippy pussy i saved 🔥

you did NOT save my picture....

[eroticisor]

the way she was watching me and telling me Good Boy at the restaurant while i was putting seconds on my plate and hesitantly taking bites blushing and glaring at her for her audacity