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Noël | he/them | 17 | Anime trash

[cs-confessions-uncensored]

annie/ymir/korra/chloe price/whatever the fuck their stupid-ass is under nowadays is a fucking wasted life. they can barely type and overreact to everything, are rude as shit and tbh make me feel like shooting myself whenever I see their username anywhere. go drown in your own blood tbh it'd be an improvement for society.

[deepdarkserkets-blog]

Hi. Annie/Ymir/Chloe Price here.

You fucking know what? How fucking dare you. Saying MY life doesn’t matter is like saying ANY life doesn’t matter you pieces of shit. No one is better nor insuperior to another in MY view. So telling me to go fucking “drown in my own blood” is basically saying you’re disregarding everyone but your self. You sicken me. I have NEVER had a problem with anyone REALLY. But you know what? If I ever fucking find out who you are? I’ll give you a piece of my mind. Wishing death upon someone is not cool. You can dislike me. You can hate me. But in the end I’m STRONG, I’m ALIVE. AND THAT WON’T CHANGE. Wanna know why? Because even in a world of haters, I’ll always have my REAL friends by my side. THEY CARE ABOUT ME. I don’t need your fucking opinion.It doesn’t bother me. It only makes me mad and makes me realize how petty of a 12 year old you possibly are. As for my typing ability. It’s obviously better than yours because at least I capitalize and punctuate well enough. 9/10 of the times I’m on my phone and I HAVE an excuse. And for you wanting to SHOOT yourself because I exist is kind of...morbid? You might need to get help for that sweetie? I’m not the only sassy bitch in the world and I sure as hell WON’T be the last. Have a nice day. c:

[trigfunction]

what if there was like

a confirmed asexual character 

in like

anything

anything at all

wouldn’t that be swell

[tiffanarchy]

Please don’t vote for Deez Nuts! They have no political experience and will squander all of our money on an ice-skating rink called “Ice Town” that will surely drive us to bankruptcy.

[thisamazingfutzup-deactivated20]

brain: what time is your appointment on wednesday?

me: 2:30

brain: you sure bout that, buddy?

*receives email re day/time of appointment*

me: see! 2:30

brain: you sure?

me: checks TWELVE MILLION TIMES just to be safe

brain: okay but consider this - why not check again

[marrymejasonsegel]

[the-sofa]

Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.

[batmannananananana]

[northerngirll]

Like a water-colored painted sky You’ll think heaven’s doors have opened. You’ll understand why God made those fly over states

[amyfarrahs-deactivated20161015]

[wanderingstrider]

So......

…..I am on the verge of being suspended from my one job…..

because….

a woman complained to both my manager and the store manager and the assistant store manager that I was being rude and ignoring her while I was on till and cashing her through because I wasn’t talking to her when she was talking to me……

I’m Deaf. 

I have a sticker that I can put on my till and a pin that I put on my uniform that says DEAF so that people know. The packer who was packing up her groceries told her I was Deaf and her response to him was ‘She should learn to listen better if she is going to work in the service industry.’ My packer then tried to continue to explain to which the lady told him that it was still my responsibility to have a conversation with her if she wanted one and that instead of watching the screen to see if her groceries scanned through I should listen to the beeps that way I can talk to her. 

3 times my packer explained to her that I physically am unable to hear and no matter what I won’t be able to pay attention to both what she is trying to tell me and to the computer to make sure all the groceries went through. 

And still she complained. 

And now because she complained to both the store managers and the front end manager they might have to put me on suspension for 3 days because of it. 

What fucking bullshit audist society do we live in?????

[rikkipoynter]

Hell fucking no.

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

[detroitson91-deactivated2016072]

^^^^ where is the law side of Tumblr

[venusjpgg]

why be racist sexist homophobic or transphobic when you could bE QUIET

[sailormoonemoji]

Me: is the bees knees You: cockroaches ankles

[connuh-deactivated20210512]

i always wondered how mice made these holes

[cerlys-deactivated20140311]

[pb-jellybeans]

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

[erstwhilegirl-deactivated201708]

I am immediately reblogging this again because it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

I JUST WANTED TO PLAY MONOPOLY

[killerville]

LOCAL DOG DESTROYS CAPITALISM

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

there are two types of people:

1. people who make finger guns with their index finger and their thumb

2. people who make finger guns with their index finger, thumb, and middle finger (these people mean business and are not to be fucked with)

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

IM SO HAPPY WTF

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

“Okay, this has made my day a whole 100 times better. We got giant teddy bears! [shouting] “WE GOT GIANT TEDDY BEARS! IT’S SO BIG! [tearfully] “I love this job so much! I never want to let go of them! I never want to let go! There’s a puppy too, y’all! There’s a puppy too! I feel so bad for hyper masculine dudes! They don’t get these types of cuddles.”