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"I truly believe the No. 1 natural steroid is sleep and the No. 2 natural steroid is milk, whole milk. Three would be water. Four would be steak. I take a vitamin every day, It's called a steak."

Jim Harbaugh

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What if ducks actually have platypus bills and beavers have platypus tails?

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Definitely glad that this guy was a vegetarian!

Why do women so often start a conversation with “Are you even listening to what I’m saying?” #deepthoughtswithdave

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Sometimes cutting something out of your life isn't enough; you have replace it with something. Like on weeks when I don't exercise at all I replace it with lots and lots of cookies.

Remember, reading headlines is the best way to form all of your political, spiritual and philosophical opinions.

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Before you drink out of a water bottle, screw the lid on. #deepthoughtswithdave #drinkingproblems

Wife

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I was supposed to run 10 miles this weekend. But instead I made these... Practically the same thing right?

Revolutionary announcement! I'm going to brush my teeth and then go to bed. #deepthoughtswithdave

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Wisdom to start your day - First pants, THEN shoes.

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I don't know if I should be impressed or concerned that my two year old ate his green beans and mushrooms at dinner and skipped the beef and tater tots.

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I think they need to add a call for illegal face to the hands.

Dave

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There are only two good kinds of pie: hot pie, and cold pie.

Dave

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