we did it all on our own

turkey dee. son of tweedle. grad school philosopher, twenty two, wonderlandian. not to be mistaken with my identical cousin. or do, i don't mind either way. synchronized diver. lover of fine herbs. burned out ex-honor student but still able to bust out killer essays for whoever gives me cash or some primo weed. couch potato, thinker of thoughts, tired as fuck.

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Sparrow: Like what? go for a run... like that's a thing some people do on purpose

Turkey: Those people are psychotic.

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Lyra: Auradonian women don't exactly encourage their significant others to spend any amount of time alone with another female. Something to do with trust issues. If you think I'm wrong, ask her how she feels about you going on vacation with just me.

Turkey: Well, yeah, but that's with any woman they consider a threat, not someone who's basically my sister. I'll ask her because I'm sure I'm right and because it's kind of weird you'd think otherwise in the first place, dude.

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Sparrow: But that's how you get untired... What do you want me to recommend?

Turkey: Something better, idk.

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Lyra: I'd be fine with it just being us. It's been ages since we last hung out properly, but I don't think Sydney would be happy with that

Turkey: Why wouldn't she be happy with that exactly?

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Sparrow: Go to bed then?

Turkey: No, try again.

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TEXT ✈️ TYRA

Lyra: What a nerd! I am 100% on board with that... who else is going?

Turkey: I know, it's embarrassing. I don't know. I was thinking you and me for sure. Who else do you want to go?

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TEXT ✈️ TYRA

Turkey: I'm so fucking lame that I'm actually excited for school to be back in session but I want to take one final vacation before it is. What do you say? You up for it?

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Turkey: I'm so fucking tired.

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if clothes were an option, would you continue wearing them?

Clothes are an option. I just choose not to get kicked out of most places.

honesty hour!

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Text || Sparkey

Sparrow: Of course I do. It's literally the place where dreams go to die!

Turkey: No, the literal place that dreams go to die is something that's still hotly debated by scholars.

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text 💬sydkey

Sydney: You’re so easy to be with and so hard to be without.

Turkey: Same. It's gotten to the point where when we don't get to spend the night together, you're still in like all of my dreams. Literally all of them. It's pretty rad.

Turkey: Not that it's as good as the real thing but next to us moving in together or something, it's the second best alterative.

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text 💬 tweedles

Turtle: There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

Turtle: I personally would have gone with a spoon, but to each their own.

Turkey: If you're eating a pie in class and you're not doing it with your hands behind your back, speed eating challenge style, what are you even doing?

Turkey: What professor is letting her do that? I got in trouble the last time I brought food into class and that was just cereal.

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Text || Sparkey

Sparrow: That's part of why I hate it so much here. I only put up with it because it's where most of my favourite people are most of the time.

Turkey: You still hate it here? Really?

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Text || Sparkey

Sparrow: I'm sure if they make medals for dumb auradon sports there must be adulting medals. It only makes sense

Turkey: Auradon doesn't make sense though. It never does.

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Text: Lykey

Lyra: Umm.... I don't think I'm really qualified to answer that...

Turkey: Dude, I'm just a friend asking another friend's opinion.

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Text: Lykey

Lyra: Well in that case, you're welcome. Hopefully you'll know when the time is right and then you'll get to have an amazing Wonderland engagement party.

Turkey: How long do people usually date before popping the question?

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Text || Sparkey

Sparrow: No that would be silly, but I do want a medal for good adulting.

Turkey: Well, when they make those, I'll find you one.