You’d think that accidentally running a dishwasher full of clean dishes would only happen to people who don’t communicate with their roommates, but nope. Turns out my brain doesn’t communicate with itself and I forgot that I already washed everything yesterday. Think the environment will forgive me for wasting all that water? Should I write an apology directly to all the mermaids of the kingdom? Somebody help, I feel way too bad about something way too minor right now and I don’t know how to make the guilt stop.













