knight of tiyiyiyime

hi im dave and im balls deep in the process of getting my name changed to cocksucker666

[deezes]

my rap skills have really fuckin faded over years of disuse

[deezes]

thats a depressing world that you live in jesus

are facial expressions even relevant anymore or do you just daft punk it

[deezes]

oh shit youre waaaay further ahead than me

helmets are cool but theyre a little all encompassing dont you think i like the freedom of a cell phone

[deezes]

disestablishmentarianism

but you have the power to be on your phone therefore you propel yourself into the kitchen through force of will

or some shit like that at least

[deezes]

can i use something cooler like diphenhydramine or dinoflagellate

i personally believe that you have the power and ability to get off your ass yourself

just do it man

[deezes]

can i be called cuck instead

that sounds nice i wish you luck in waking the fuck up try splashing water on your face or getting someone else to tickle you that always works like a charm for me considering i was once friends with a narcoleptic 

[deezes]

i was stabbed in the couch section and then someone stuffed a meatball and a $2 hot dog into the wound so you could say that im not pleased with the country as a whole despite their general kind and unassuming nature

thats chill i hope he feels betta what kind of bird is it

[deezes]

german works and so does italian but so help me god if someone tries to talk to me with a fucking swedish accent i will go HAM on them hear my words and quiver in fear the knight of time will FUCK YOU UP

why would the bird puke are you suffocating him thats not very fuckin nice dude

[archslut]

[deezes]

@diendas @seppucrow

hello boys its me dave but you can call me cocksucker (you have to say it in a really obviously fake angry french accent)

how are you all doing on this fine day of days

im doin pretty good myself i just unclogged a toilet and now im chillin on a couch in one of the living rooms while one of my housemates watches some horrible fuckin romcom which is slowly bringing me to the point of suicidal ideation with its sheer shittiness

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[falseknees]

[deezes]

im into dead shit i used to want to be a paleontologist so we got somethin in common chica

frogs are chill but the last time i saw one i was like an hour away from literally dying so i think ill steer clear of the little ribbety fuckers

most likely shes pretty fuckin similar but mine is also badass as hell and can power the propulsion of a rock the size of rhode island with her boyfriend so that might be a slight difference there

you mean trolls right ive had enough of those goddamn aliens theyre the worst and super fucking annoying try your best to avoid em

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