various things spoken in an adventuring party pt.2
part 2 of an assortment of quotes and sayings i've found doom scrolling through pinterest that i think an adventuring party would say during their never ending perilous adventures . please do not copy/repost or add to this list, thank you!
Affectionate
❛ i am in love with an idiot ❜
❛ i’d be his if he asked ❜
❛ even your rage is beautiful ❜
❛ there’s still good in you ❜
❛ my darling, you will never be unloved by me ❜
❛ you are too well tangled in my soul ❜
Questions
❛ are you a monster or a victim? ❜
❛ can anyone betray anyone? ❜
❛ who in the fuck authorized this? ❜
❛ where do you purchase your audacity from? ❜
❛ why is everyone in this kingdom so gods damned stupid? ❜
❛ if you don’t terrify people a little bit, then what’s the point? ❜
Banter
❛ people can do worse things than kill you ❜
❛ gods help anyone who dares to disrespect me/you ❜
❛ magic always comes with a price ❜
❛ the gods love to fuck with us ❜
❛ i’ve got a spell for that ❜
❛ i do very bad things, and i do them very well ❜
Tragedy
❛ anyone can betray anyone ❜
❛ not all of us are going to make it out alive ❜
❛ i was once a child with innocent eyes ❜
❛ i remember all of them ❜
❛ i’ve been having a bad day for the past several years ❜
❛ a golden cage is still just a cage ❜
Fierce
❛ what i did, i did for us ❜
❛ if they touch you, i’ll break their necks ❜
❛ it appears that you have mistaken my dislike of causing harm as an inability to do so. ❜
❛ you are divine violence ❜
❛ burn it all. ❜
❛ i am so much more than you told me i was ❜
Antagonistic
❛ lets cause a little trouble ❜
❛ i think you’re caught between who you are and who you want to be ❜
❛ tell me what it’s like to conquer ❜
❛ you’re a little tragedy, aren’t you? ❜
❛ disrespectfully, i decline ❜
❛ with all due respect, which is none- ❜
Neutral
❛ there’s bravery in being soft ❜
❛ the trees told me about you ❜
❛ i do not care for your god. ❜
❛ if i can still breathe, i’m fine ❜
❛ i’m nice as fuck. ❜
Comedic Relief
❛ do you mean to give me another one of your stoic nod? ❜
❛ if you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask stupid questions ❜
❛ i’ll get over it. i just need to be dramatic first. ❜
❛ what’s your favorite pastime? mine is reckless behavior ❜
❛ i’m definitely the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet ❜
❛ i wanna contribute to the chaos ❜
❛ we can’t giggle, we’re at a crime scene! ❜
❛ the nonsense has escalated ❜
❛ go stand over there. your existence is giving me a headache ❜
❛ being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ❜
BONUS
FROM THE HERO TO THE VILLAIN
❛ you took everything from me ❜
❛ haven’t you taken enough from me? ❜
❛ go ahead. underestimate me. that’ll be fun. ❜
❛ touch me and you’ll burn ❜
❛ the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated ❜
FROM THE VILLAIN TO THE HERO
❛ don’t bleed on my floors ❜
❛ people will never bleed enough to fulfill your vision of justice ❜
❛ i am the child/daughter/son of a king who forgot my name ❜
❛ i am the end of all things; i have drunk the blood of kings. ❜
❛ congratulations, you have survived! ❜