a hoard of promts & memes

a miscellaneous collection of memes made by myself and/or reblogged from other prompt pages requests/submissions open

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↪ 𝐸𝒫𝐼𝒞 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 | THE OCEAN SAGA edition !   (  a  collection  of 42 prompts    based upon the musical created by 𝒥𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒 𝑅𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶-𝐻𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈 ; meant  to  inspire  drabbles  or  be  used  as  prompts.adjust as necessary

𝚂𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚖

oo1. ' is it nature or divine or a blessing in disguise? '

oo2. ' our home's in sight '

oo3. ' there's no time to die '

oo4. ' brace for a storm! '

oo5. ' with home so close, we must keep pushing forward '

oo6. ' head towards the island '

oo7. ' i'll ensure that we prevail '

oo8. ' we're taking too much damage to survive! '

oo9. ' we'll beat this storm, storm '

o10. ' at this rate, we won't make it out alive '

𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚁𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝙾𝚞𝚝

oo1. ' we don't know for sure '

oo2. ' how many floating islands have you seen before? '

oo3. ' and what's your plan? '

oo4. ' you could be caught off guard and lose your life '

oo5. ' don't forget how dangerous the gods are '

oo6. ' have faith, friend, we've come this far '

oo7. ' i still believe in goodness '

oo8. ' i just don't wanna see another life end '

oo9. ' our journey is almost done '

o10. ' in case you needed a reminder '

𝙺𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙵𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎

oo1. ' i ask for your assistance '

oo2. ' can you cast the perfect winds for us and aid our journey home? '

oo3. ' let's play a game '

oo4. ' and if you win, you will get what you're yearning '

oo5. ' sounds too easy, what's the catch? '

oo6. ' keep your friends close and your enemies closer '

oo7. ' never really know who you can trust '

oo8. ' friends turn into foes and rivalries '

oo9. ' sometimes sneaking is a must '

o10. ' cause the end always justifies the means '

𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜

oo1. ' it isn't very often that I get pissed off '

oo2. ' but damn, you crossed the line '

oo3. ' i've been so gracious '

oo4. ' i'm left without a choice and without a doubt '

oo5. ' i've gotta make you bleed, I need to see you drown '

oo6. ' ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves '

oo7. ' you are the worst kind of good 'cause you're not even great '

oo8. ' you are far too nice, mercy has a price '

oo9. ' unlike you, I've got no mercy left to give '

o10. ' we only wanted to escape '

o11. ' the line between naïveté and hopefulness is almost invisible '

o12. ' i am your darkest moment '

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↪ 𝐸𝒫𝐼𝒞 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 | THE CYCLOPS SAGA edition !   (  a  collection  of 50 prompts    based upon the musical created by 𝒥𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒 𝑅𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶-𝐻𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈 ; meant  to  inspire  drabbles  or  be  used  as  prompts.adjust as necessary

𝙿𝚘𝚕𝚢𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚞𝚜

oo1. ' We come in peace '

oo2. ' What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep? '

oo3. ' Your life now is in my hand '

oo4. ' You will learn that it's not so fun to take '

oo5. ' You came to my home to steal '

oo6. ' Take from you, like you took from me '

oo7. ' We never came here to steal '

oo8. ' A gift from you and a gift from me '

o9. ' Stranger, what's your name? '

o10. ' You shall be the final man to die '

𝚂𝚞𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚟𝚎

oo1. ' And if we're defeated, they're good as dead '

oo2. ' Show me how great is your will to survive! '

oo3. ' It's just one life to take '

oo4. ' Defeat is not allowed! '

oo5. ' Don't let him get close, he's strong but he's slow '

oo6. ' He can't land a blow if we're out of reach '

oo7. ' He's got a club! '

oo8. ' What are our orders? '

o9. ' You've hurt me enough '

o10. ' Escape is not allowed '

𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖

oo1. ' We must move quickly, we don't have much time. '

oo2. ' Mark my words now, this is not the end. '

oo3. ' We are not to let them die in vain! '

oo4. ' This is how we're getting out of here. '

oo5. ' If we kill him we'll be stuck inside '

oo6. ' Who hurts you? '

oo7. ' Captain, we should run! '

oo8. ' The blood we shed, it never dries! '

o9. ' When we met, I led with peace! '

o10. ' I am your darkest moment '

𝙼𝚢 𝙶𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚋𝚢𝚎

oo1. ' You are reckless, sentimental at best. '

oo2. ' You’ve grown soft, your dead friends can attest '

oo3. ' Put your emotions aside '

oo4. ' I don't know where I went wrong '

oo5. ' This way, you won't disappoint me '

oo6. ' I'll remind you I saw you as a friend '

oo7. ' But now we're done '

oo8. ' At least I know what I'm fighting for '

o9. ' One day, you'll hear what I'm saying '

o10. ' Consider this as my goodbye '

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hi, do you have links to the other posts in the adventuring party meme series ( ie. parts 1 through 3 ) as you just posted no. 4?

Hello!! I only have 7 posts currently, so they should be easily accessible! I will add the previous posts in an edit soon!

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various things spoken in an adventuring party pt.4

a little assortment of quotes and sayings i've found doom scrolling through pinterest that i think an adventuring party would say during their never ending perilous adventures . please do not copy/repost or add to this list, thank you! previous parts: ( one. two. three. four. )

Affectionate

" a rose! that's what you need; a rose in your hair! "

" i will always be your sword. "

" i see you. "

" it has always been you. "

Questions

" can you remember who you are? "

" the world still goes around if you don't talk. you do realize that, right? "

" when did you get a heart? "

are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when i'm around? "

Banter

" have you ever thought...who the fuck asked? "

" if you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask stupid questions! "

" here, hold my morals. i've got some sketchy shit to take care of. "

" remember when i asked for your opinion? me neither. "

" someday you'll go far...and i really hope you stay there. "

Tragedy

" i'd bleed for anything if it held me the right way. "

" something's made your eyes go cold. "

" you are not the darkness you endured. "

" there are no gods here. just empty halls and hushed pleas. "

" make death proud to take us. "

Fierce

" holy water cannot help you now. "

" the gods have let me live another day and i'm about to make it everyone's problem. "

" the fire didn't spare me. it crowned me. "

" you are a warrior. warriors don't give up and don't back down. pick up your sword and fight. "

Antagonistic

" you talk a lot for someone who rarely says anything meaningful. "

" i will gut you if i need to. "

" i swing both ways. violently. with a weapon. "

" anger makes you stupid. stupid gets you killed. "

" you are either on my side or in my fucking way. choose wisely. "

BONUS

FROM THE HERO TO THE VILLAIN

" your feverent misguided sense of entitlement is astonishing."

" by the time you finish thinking, i'll have already won this battle! "

" i will find you; or i will die trying. "

" you are on your knees. we are not negotiating. "

FROM THE VILLAIN TO THE HERO

" you mistake dominance for respect. they are not the same thing. "

" you insects scurry about, pretending to be heroes."

" when you look into the abyss, know that i am the darkness that gazes back. "

" can you hear the screams of the people? can you hear them serenading me as i ascend? "

" they worship me with their grief, and now, so will you. "

" i don't acknowledge lesser life forms. "

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↪ 𝐸𝒫𝐼𝒞 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁 | THE TROY SAGA edition !   (  a  collection  of 50 prompts    based upon the musical created by 𝒥𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒 𝑅𝒾𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒶-𝐻𝑒𝓇𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓈 ; meant  to  inspire  drabbles  or  be  used  as  prompts. adjust as necessary

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝚁𝚂𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙰𝙽𝚃

oo1. ' Find that inner strength now! '

oo2. ' Fight through every pain now! '

oo3. ' What do you live for? '

oo4. ' What do you wish for? '

oo5. ' What do you fight for? '

oo6. ' A vision of what is to come that cannot be outrun. '

oo7. ' What sort of imminent threat does he/she/ pose that I cannot avoid. '

oo8. ' If you don't end him now you'll have no one left to save. '

o9. ' Please don't make me do this! '

o10. ' The blood on your hands is something you won't lose. '

𝙸𝙼 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝙽

oo1. ' You're as old as he/she/they was/were when I left for war. '

oo2. ' Will these actions haunt my days? '

oo3. ' Is the price I pay endless pain? '

oo4. ' How could I hurt you? '

oo5. ' But when does a comet become a meteor? '

oo6. ' When does a candle become a blaze? '

oo7. ' When does a man become a monster? '

oo8. ' When does a ripple become a tidal wave? '

oo9. ' When does the reason become the blame? '

o10. ' Forgive me. '

𝙵𝚄𝙻𝙻 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙰𝙷𝙴𝙰𝙳

oo1. ' The problem's not the distance, it's what lies in between. '

oo2. ' My kingdom is waiting! '

oo3. ' (loved one) is waiting for me! '

oo4. ' So full speed ahead! '

oo5. ' We've run out of supplies to eat. '

oo6. ' Curse the war; our food store's depleted. '

oo7. ' Watch where the birds fly; they will lead us to land! '

oo8. ' Look! There in the distance, I see an island! '

oo9. ' I see fire but there's no smoke. '

o10. ' Give me 'til sunrise '

𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙽 𝙰𝚁𝙼𝚂

oo1. ' You can relax, my friend. '

oo2. ' I can tell you're getting nervous '

oo3. ' Think of all that we have been through! '

oo4. ' I know that you're tired of the war and bloodshed. '

oo5. ' Look at how you grip your sword '

oo6. ' This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms! '

oo7. ' Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart! '

oo8. ' No matter the place, we can light up the world '

oo9. ' I see in your face, there is so much guilt inside your heart '

o10. ' Greet the world with open arms! '

𝚆𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚁 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙳

oo1. ' Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you? '

oo2. ' I see you changing from how I've designed you. '

oo3. ' Have you forgotten your purpose? '

oo4. ' Maybe one day I'll reach him/her/them. '

oo5. ' If there's a problem, he/she/they'll have the answer. '

oo6. ' I know you're watching me. '

oo7. ' How can you see through my spell? '

oo8. ' I was lying and you fell for my bluff! '

oo9. ' If you're looking for a mentor, I'll make sure your time's well spent. '

o10. ' Don't disappoint me. '

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send me a “ ☠️ ” for sender to find that receiver has been poisoned ( via drink spiking, coated weapon, etc ).

send me “ ☠️ + reverse " for receiver finding sender has been poisoned

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various things spoken in an adventuring party pt.3

a little assortment of quotes and sayings i've found doom scrolling through pinterest that i think an adventuring party would say during their never ending perilous adventures . please do not copy/repost or add to this list, thank you! previous parts. ( one. two. three. four. )

Affectionate ❛ how terrible it is to love something that death can touch  ❜ ❛ i never craved attention until i tasted yours  ❜ ❛ i don’t want to have the world’s attention. Yours is enough.  ❜ ❛ you cant just touch my soul and leave  ❜ ❛ your hands are scarred from murder, and yet I trust them completely  ❜

Questions ❛ you seem somewhat familiar. have i threatened you before?  ❜ ❛ why am I so fascinated by you?  ❜ ❛ you risked so much for me. why would you do such a thing?  ❜ ❛ it’s time you start talking! what did you do?!  ❜ ❛ do you really think they were a tender flower you could trample upon?  ❜

Banter ❛ i just like to argue with you cause it’s funny.  ❜ ❛ unfortunately for everyone, i will keep doing whatever i want.  ❜ ❛ i think god is gonna have to kill me twice.  ❜ ❛ the next time i open up to someone is my autopsy  ❜ ❛ you walk a fine line between beautifully macabre and uncharacteristically psychotic, you know that?  ❜

Tragedy ❛ i thought we’d have more time  ❜ ❛ if i disappear, will you look for me?  ❜ ❛ let us live, since we must die  ❜ ❛ i cant live in a world where you dont exist  ❜ ❛ i talk to the gods, but the sky is empty.  ❜

Fierce ❛ do not forget what i am.  ❜ ❛ this destruction will be your rebirth.  ❜ ❛ you are filled with poison but blessed with beauty and rage  ❜ ❛ when you are not fed love on a silver spoon, you learn to lick it off knives  ❜ ❛ you have no power over me.  ❜

Antagonistic ❛ leave them at the bottom of the grave they dug for you.  ❜ ❛ and you call me a monster  ❜ ❛ being against evil doesn’t make you good.  ❜ ❛ so, tell me little one, do you want to punish those that have wronged you?  ❜ ❛ i’m the friendliest evil person you will ever meet. ❜

BONUS

FROM THE HERO TO THE VILLAIN ❛ running doesn’t matter. I’ll hunt you down if i have to  ❜ ❛ no one wearing a crown comes in the name of peace  ❜ ❛ our bones are stained with sin, scorched from fire, broken by betrayal, soaked with blood, and yet we still keep fighting!  ❜ ❛ you want to kill me? fine. get in line.  ❜

FROM THE VILLAIN TO THE HERO ❛ i’ve met scarecrows with more spine than you  ❜ ❛ can you hear the screams of the people? can you hear them serenading me as i ascend? their pain is my pleasure in the heavens. they worship me with their grief. and now so will you.  ❜ ❛ if bravery had a face, it certainly wouldn’t look like yours  ❜ ❛ my power knows no bounds, and your efforts to defy me are like whispers lost in a hurricane  ❜ ❛ oh, look at you, attempting greatness! pity it’s just an attempt.  ❜

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various things spoken in an adventuring party pt.2

part 2 of an assortment of quotes and sayings i've found doom scrolling through pinterest that i think an adventuring party would say during their never ending perilous adventures . please do not copy/repost or add to this list, thank you!

Affectionate ❛ i am in love with an idiot ❜ ❛ i’d be his if he asked  ❜ ❛ even your rage is beautiful  ❜ ❛ there’s still good in you  ❜ ❛ my darling, you will never be unloved by me ❜ ❛ you are too well tangled in my soul  ❜

Questions ❛ are you a monster or a victim?  ❜ ❛ can anyone betray anyone?  ❜ ❛ who in the fuck authorized this?  ❜ ❛ where do you purchase your audacity from? ❜ ❛ why is everyone in this kingdom so gods damned stupid?  ❜ ❛ if you don’t terrify people a little bit, then what’s the point? ❜

Banter ❛ people can do worse things than kill you  ❜ ❛ gods help anyone who dares to disrespect me/you  ❜ ❛ magic always comes with a price  ❜ ❛ the gods love to fuck with us  ❜ ❛ i’ve got a spell for that  ❜ ❛ i do very bad things, and i do them very well  ❜

Tragedy ❛ anyone can betray anyone ❜ ❛ not all of us are going to make it out alive ❜ ❛ i was once a child with innocent eyes ❜ ❛ i remember all of them ❜ ❛ i’ve been having a bad day for the past several years ❜ ❛ a golden cage is still just a cage ❜

Fierce ❛ what i did, i did for us ❜ ❛ if they touch you, i’ll break their necks ❜ ❛ it appears that you have mistaken my dislike of causing harm as an inability to do so. ❜ ❛ you are divine violence ❜ ❛ burn it all. ❜ ❛ i am so much more than you told me i was ❜

Antagonistic ❛ lets cause a little trouble ❜ ❛ i think you’re caught between who you are and who you want to be ❜ ❛ tell me what it’s like to conquer  ❜ ❛ you’re a little tragedy, aren’t you? ❜ ❛ disrespectfully, i decline  ❜ ❛ with all due respect, which is none- ❜

Neutral ❛ there’s bravery in being soft ❜ ❛ the trees told me about you ❜ ❛ i do not care for your god. ❜ ❛ if i can still breathe, i’m fine ❜ ❛ i’m nice as fuck. ❜

Comedic Relief ❛ do you mean to give me another one of your stoic nod? ❜ ❛ if you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask stupid questions ❜ ❛ i’ll get over it. i just need to be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ what’s your favorite pastime? mine is reckless behavior ❜ ❛ i’m definitely the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet ❜ ❛ i wanna contribute to the chaos ❜ ❛ we can’t giggle, we’re at a crime scene! ❜ ❛ the nonsense has escalated ❜ ❛ go stand over there. your existence is giving me a headache ❜ ❛ being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ❜

BONUS FROM THE HERO TO THE VILLAIN ❛ you took everything from me ❜ ❛ haven’t you taken enough from me? ❜ ❛ go ahead. underestimate me. that’ll be fun. ❜ ❛ touch me and you’ll burn ❜ ❛ the reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated ❜ FROM THE VILLAIN TO THE HERO ❛ don’t bleed on my floors ❜ ❛ people will never bleed enough to fulfill your vision of justice ❜ ❛ i am the child/daughter/son of a king who forgot my name ❜ ❛ i am the end of all things; i have drunk the blood of kings. ❜ ❛ congratulations, you have survived! ❜

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SUNDOWNING | SLEEP TOKEN SENTENCE STARTERS | a collection of rp asks pulled from the lyrics of songs from sleep tokens 2019 sundowning album. please do not add more to this post! thank you!

The Night Does Not Belong To God ‘ you remember everything only ‘til the sun recedes once again ’ ‘ the whites of your eyes turn black in the lowlight ’ ‘ i know, for the last time, you will not be mine. '

The Offering ‘ you are the silence on sacred shores ’  ‘ you’ve got diamonds for teeth, my love ’   ‘ take a bite of me, just once ’   ‘ this is a giving, an offering ’  ‘ my arms belong around you '

Levitate ‘ i can tell you won’t remember cracking my bones ’ ‘ will you levitate where i won’t reach you? ’    ‘ we imitate a story of perfect days ’ ‘ is that all you need? to merely pretend to be falling in love with me?'

Dark Signs ‘ where we met, i could see dark signs. ’  ‘ most days you reach for safety ’  ‘ remain calm, forget that you know me ’ ‘ i miss the man i was in the moment we left off ’ ‘ i might break and bend to my basic need to be loved and close to somebody ’   ‘ i hate who i’ve become '

Higher ‘ i am a fire and you are dry as bone ’  ‘ you are killing me slow ’  ‘ we just can’t resist the violence ’  ‘ you still refuse to shelter me ’   ‘ i am a danger and you’re a long way from home '

Take Aim ‘ wont you wait for me? ’ ‘ don’t you feel alive? ’ ‘ it sends me shivers how you love like weapons kill ’ ‘ take aim at me for once ’ ‘ break me apart ’ ‘ wont you call out my name ? ’ ‘ you make me hate myself ’ ‘ make me yearn for your embrace ‘ ‘ you know i’ll be yours'

Give ‘ i am the intake of breath ’ ‘ just want to know you better ’  ‘ give me all that you can give ’ ‘ give in again. ’ ‘ i’ll be the limit of your light again ’ ‘ i want to taste you better ’ ‘ i will be watching for your enemies ’ ‘ let them know that they contend with me ’  ‘ i want to know you’re out there ’ ‘ in this open warfare, i won’t fight fair ’ ‘ and in your waking moments, i will be there '

Gods ‘ i see the gods avert their gaze from me ’  ‘ my fucking form is but a wreck beneath them ’  ‘ no more taking chances ’ ‘ no more teeth to bite with ’ ‘ i am alone again ’ ‘ the joke’s on me, and i’m laughing too.'

Sugar ‘ you play a twisted little game ’ ‘ i’ve developed a taste for you now ’ ‘ my arms keep you in the room ’ ‘ show me what you do’ ‘ do you wanna test me now, my love? ’ ‘ you must be crazy if you think that i will give in so easily.'

Say That You Will ‘ i live to guess your sorrow ’ ‘ you live to empty my lungs ’ ‘ you’ve got me up in a frenzy again ’ ‘ i know you’re planning to leave in the end ’ ‘ let the impulse to love and the instinct to kill entangle in one ’ ‘ in this light you are mine ’ ‘ is that a glint in your eye? ’ ‘ is that a blade in your palm? ’ ‘ i am yours tonight ’ ‘ will you lay in my arms '

Drag Me Under ‘ i know the angels tonight are as lost for words ’ ‘ i am to merely behold you as we lie down together ’ ‘ drag me under again, deep into your love ’ ‘ i know the gods will abandon the heavens just to find us '

Blood Sport ‘ the heavens just wont open up for me ’ ‘ would you invite me in again? ’ ‘ wont you show me your weakness? ’ ‘ i made loving you a blood sport i can’t win ’ ‘ i’m still your favorite regret ’ ‘ you’re still my weapon of choosing ’ ‘ you say it doesn’t matter ’ ‘ i want to be forgiven'

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various things spoken in an adventuring party

a little assortment of quotes and sayings i've found doom scrolling through pinterest that i think an adventuring party would say during their never ending perilous adventures . please do not copy/repost or add to this list, thank you!

Affectionate ‘ thank you for loving me when i still tasted of heartache and war ’ ‘ i would rather die because i betrayed them than live because i betrayed you ’  ‘ i believe you are my fate ’ ‘ why aren’t you scared of me? Why do you care for me? ’ ‘ tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway ’  ‘ you look at me like there is something in me worth looking at ’ ‘ it terrifies me what i would do for you ’ ‘ why do i need anyone else when you exist? ’ ‘ we all eat lies when our hearts are hungry ’ ‘ you allow the world to think you’re a heartless monster, but you’re not. ’ 

Banter ‘ i have longed to throw something at you; a chair, a fireball , myself. ’ ‘ playing too many little games might get you in trouble, darling ’ ‘ you are an absolutely stunning, murderous little creature ’ ‘ clever as the devil and twice as pretty ’ ‘ a knife? are you flirting with me? ’ ‘ it's all lies, darling. ’ ‘ it seems you respond best to displays of violence. ’ ‘ you have a chilling lack of ethics. ’

Tragedy ‘ i won’t bury another friend ’ ‘ we are good people, and we have suffered enough ’ ‘ that person is never coming back ’ ‘ this freedom tastes like ashes ’ ‘ am i supposed to be grateful that i survived this? ’  ‘ where are these so-called-gods when you need them so much? ’  ‘ bad things happen when angry people grieve ’ ‘ some children are simply born with tragedy in their blood’

Fierce ‘ i am not violent.i am not malicious. i am a result. ’  ‘ you cant burn what’s already been scorched ’ ‘ because fuck you, that’s why. ’ ‘ if i cannot bend heaven, i will raise hell ’ ‘ i won’t ever forgive them, but i still want them to beg for it. ’ ‘ we were born in their world. but they will die in ours ’ ‘ i was born to make the world shake at my fingertips ’ ‘ i wonder which will get you killed faster; your loyalty or your stubbornness? ’ ‘ i will either find a way, or i will make one. ’ ‘ if he puts his hands on you, cut them off. ’

Comedic Relief ‘ sometimes you put a bunch of misfits together and you get a family. sometimes you get a bunch of assholes. ’ ‘ yes, it’s dangerous. that’s why it’s fun. ’ ‘ not to brag, but at least six men have described me as ‘terrifying’. ’ ‘ if you don’t terrify people a little bit, then what’s the point? ’ ‘ as you can see, i’m not dead. ’ ‘ excuse me. I have to go make a scene. ’ ‘ what, from the bottom of my heart, the fuck. ’ ‘ no matter what we do, it's probably not exactly legal. ’ ‘ can you shut the fuck up for one minute? i'm trying to pick this lock. ’