I'm not a Decepticon... I'm an /Autobot/.

I am the ever loyal Technical adviser of the Autobots under Optimus Prime. Be warned.

[defected-autobot]

[ .... i forgot the email to this blog and now im just cringing from the theme and i just-- what do how do i even interact when ive been so inactive for so long?? ]

[badspeeder]

I was in /Stasis. Lock./

[badspeeder]

Well, maybe you should crawl from the depths of your hole and get energon once in a while. I’ve been getting chewed on and shot at, I can’t always bring it to you. /Damn it, son./

[defected-autobot]

Who did this to you? /scowls a bunch. He's not happy./

[badspeeder]

defected-autobot said: Hello.

Skyfire, you dimwit, where have you BEEN?!

[defected-autobot]

I’ve been in the /labs/ in stasis.

[badspeeder]

Doing what? You better have something for Master, lest I lower your grade even more. /Is all chewed up here. Welds all over the place./

[defected-autobot]

I was in /Stasis. Lock./

[badspeeder]

defected-autobot said: Hello.

Skyfire, you dimwit, where have you BEEN?!

[defected-autobot]

I've been in the /labs/ in stasis.

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[defected-autobot]

badspeeder said: Naturally~!

GA-GAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[defected-autobot]

.....Master is back?!

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

//And//?! That’s what high grade is for!

KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! But, Skyfiiiire, give me a break. It’s the last day of this year! I proomise, I’ll change tomooorrow~

[defected-autobot]

Yeah, I will believe those words when I SEE them!

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

You should worry about this /emerging problem/ first.

What proooblem?

[defected-autobot]

Your PROBLEM of feeding on meatsacks!!

[badspeeder]

…but it’s a holiday.

[defected-autobot]

//And//?! That's what high grade is for!

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

You should worry about this /emerging problem/ first.

What proooblem?

[defected-autobot]

Your PROBLEM of feeding on meatsacks!!

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

……of course it would be him. Hmph

Yees, it was him. He shot me heeere in the jaw. Kyahahahahahahaha!!!! I’m gonna kiiiill him good.

[defected-autobot]

You should worry about this /emerging problem/ first.

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

I told you it was dangerous and will kill you. It looks like it has damaged you greatly.

/Smirks with his nice wider jaw./ Kyehehehehehehh. It wasn’t the humans that did it, it was Rodimus…

[defected-autobot]

......of course it would be him. Hmph

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

…………………..

I did~♥

[defected-autobot]

I told you it was dangerous and will kill you. It looks like it has damaged you greatly.

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

Not to eat slagging humans.

I forgot.

[defected-autobot]

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[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]

[badspeeder]

Ahhhh? KYAHAHAHAHAHHAA SKYFIRE~! Come play with us, we’re having a tea party!! KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

What did you say yesterday? /Forgot./

[defected-autobot]

Not to eat slagging humans.

[defected-autobot]

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[badspeeder]